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Default Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 12:18 AM

Greetings children of God the creater of the world and all above and below it. I am new to this forum so I shall list some of my interests.

1: Praying
2: Fasting
3:Worshipping
4: Penance
5: Reading the bible
6: Being used by God to reach others
7: Punishing witches
8: Burning heathens
9: Harvesting Vespene gas
10: Following the 10 commandments

Amen.
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Default Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 12:23 AM

What version of the Bible do you use?

We follow the entire Word of God, not only the 10 commandments.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 12:30 AM

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What version of the Bible do you use?

We follow the entire Word of God, not only the 10 commandments.
The full and unaltered KJV1611 Bible purchased from an American baptist church of course.
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Default Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 01:40 AM

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The full and unaltered KJV1611 Bible purchased from an American baptist church of course.
In Godless Australia?

You need to come clean, pal. Tell us all about yourself and your sinful ways.

What church do you attend? Pastor's name? Favorite verses? Tithing level?

Spare us no details.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 02:12 AM

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In Godless Australia?

You need to come clean, pal. Tell us all about yourself and your sinful ways.

What church do you attend? Pastor's name? Favorite verses? Tithing level?

Spare us no details.
I cannot reveal these secrets. As a holy inquisitor I must remain discreet. It is my job to judge others and wreak vengeance on their physical bodies. Not to be analised by other servants of God. You have your calling pastor..... and I have mine. BURN THE HERETICS!
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Default Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 03:05 PM

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4: Penance
Penance? Are you a cathylick?
We believe in REPENTANCE - not saying "hail marys" and other nonsense like that.

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Reading the bible
That's 'Bible', with a capital B!

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7: Punishing witches
8: Burning heathens
Did you somehow miss the commandment from God that we are to obey secular law?

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9: Harvesting Vespene gas
Harvesting what?

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10: Following the 10 commandments
There are alot more than just 10 commandments..
That's some "John 3:16 Christian" stuff right there.

Your use of ROMAN (As in Roman Catholic) numerals is also highly suspicious.
I got my eyes on you friend, for you do look like a heretic to me.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 03:10 PM

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Harvesting what?
I think that's Catholic-speak for "huffing lighter fluid".


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Default Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 03:42 PM

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I think that's Catholic-speak for "huffing lighter fluid".

I think it's a kind of toxic gas.

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Default Re: Purge the Alien! The Mutant! The Heretic! - 02-05-2008, 04:22 PM

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I think it's a kind of toxic gas.
I'm pretty sure it's Australian for Jenkem.


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Brother Habbo, that's disgusting!

Please, WARN your Sisters in Christ before posting something like that!

Next you'll be posting something about how those Jenkem-lovers like to "Protoss off"!


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Greetings children of God the creater of the world and all above and below it. I am new to this forum so I shall list some of my interests.
9: Harvesting Vespene gas
Amen.
Did we get a DOF bulletin that "Vespene Gas" is a gamer-retard code word for filching?



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