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Talking Hello! - 02-09-2008, 09:28 PM

Hi. How are you?
I'm Starshine. I'm a lolita goth(my friends call it "sparkely goth"). I grew up in a protestant family, although I've never really read the Bible that closely and I haven't been to church for about 8 or 9 years now. So, I don't really have a fav verse. My family keeps saying that they love me but I'll burn in Hell if I don't go back to church and accept Jesus. I already accept Jesus, I just don't see the point of going to church and have someone I may or may not know interpret something that I could interpret for myself.

I can't think of anything else to say right now.

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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 09:31 PM

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Hi. How are you?
I'm Starshine. I'm a lolita goth(my friends call it "sparkely goth"). I grew up in a protestant family, although I've never really read the Bible that closely and I haven't been to church for about 8 or 9 years now. So, I don't really have a fav verse. My family keeps saying that they love me but I'll burn in Hell if I don't go back to church and accept Jesus. I already accept Jesus, I just don't see the point of going to church and have someone I may or may not know interpret something that I could interpret for myself.

I can't think of anything else to say right now.

Bye bye,
Starshine
Why do you hate Jesus and love paedophiles? It's not often I say this, but maybe you should consider visiting a Catholic Church, that way you might get to meet a Humbert Humbert of your very own.

Also, what's your favourite nickname for Hillary Clinton? Being a vile, hate-filled goth, you must be pretty good at thinking up insults for things.


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 09:55 PM

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Why do you hate Jesus and love paedophiles? It's not often I say this, but maybe you should consider visiting a Catholic Church, that way you might get to meet a Humbert Humbert of your very own.

Also, what's your favourite nickname for Hillary Clinton? Being a vile, hate-filled goth, you must be pretty good at thinking up insults for things.
I don't remember saying anything about paedophiles, I don't think I even wanna know what a "Humbert" is, and I'm not "hate-filled" or "vile".
You probably don't know the difference between a regular goth and a lolita goth is, do you?
Regular goths wear things like the guy on the right and lolita goths (almost all of which are girls)wear things like the girl on the left(minus the pink wig and, most of the time, with a longer and poofier skirt).


Some lolita goths like to wear things that are similar to the regular goths, only a bit more... cutesy! Like a skull with a pretty pink bow on top, or a spiked leather belt that's pink with little red flowers and/or hearts.

Oh, and to answer your question, how about "Hellary (Get-A-)Clue-ton"?

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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 09:55 PM

Stop hating God, stop being depressed, go make your homework and accept Jesus or you will burn in hell.

I think you wil not like what Satan has in mind with that big *thing* of his.




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Sorry, I forgot that you'd use the American spelling. Why do you hate Jesus and love pedophiles?

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Oh, and to answer your question, how about "Hellary (Get-A-)Clue-ton"?

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Slightly forced, but acceptable. I could almost believe that there's a good, obedient little Christian girl trapped in there underneath all that Satanism and hatred and scary black clothing. What's your favourite Bible verse?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 10:25 PM

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Stop hating God, stop being depressed, go make your homework and accept Jesus or you will burn in hell.
I love God, I'm not depressed, I'm happy, I don't have homework on weekends, and I've already accepted Jesus.

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Sorry, I forgot that you'd use the American spelling. Why do you hate Jesus and love pedophiles?
Where do you get any pedophilic references in any of my posts?

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Slightly forced, but acceptable. I could almost believe that there's a good, obedient little Christian girl trapped in there underneath all that Satanism and hatred and scary black clothing. What's your favourite Bible verse?
The only thing that I wear all the time that's black is a ribbon around my wrist in honor of a friend who passed away about a year ago. Everything else that I wear is colorful.
And the last thing that I would EVER do would be to turn to Satanism. The only "real" Satanists anymore are either: atheists who know that there's something powerful and almighty out there and don't want to admit it or they don't really know what it is or: they are a bunch of angry high school and middle school kids who want to get back at there parents.

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The only "real" Satanists anymore are either: atheists who know that there's something powerful and almighty out there and don't want to admit it or they don't really know what it is or: they are a bunch of angry high school and middle school kids who want to get back at there parents.
As a goth, by definition you are an angry high school or middle school kid who wants to get back at your parents, God and Freedom. I can't see much difference between you and a Satanist. And you still haven't told me your favourite Bible verse. Is that because there aren't many Bible verses dealing with pedophilia? You might like Numbers 31:18.


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 10:36 PM

i dunno how ne goths can b christain. i like wiccan better coz it alows me 2 b me without being juged.;


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i dunno how ne goths can b christain. i like wiccan better coz it alows me 2 b me without being juged.;
I can't even tell whether that thing at the end's supposed to be a smilie, a piece of punctuation gone horribly wrong, or just an abomination against God.


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 10:48 PM

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As a goth, by definition you are an angry high school or middle school kid who wants to get back at your parents, God and Freedom. I can't see much difference between you and a Satanist. And you still haven't told me your favourite Bible verse. Is that because there aren't many Bible verses dealing with pedophilia? You might like Numbers 31:18.
I would still like to know where you get pedophilia out of anything that I've said(excluding the statments with me asking you where you read that).

And, as I've said several times, I am NOT one of those regular, depressed goths. I am a lolita goth. I'm happy, I don't wear excessive black clothing(except for the ribbon), I love life, I love freedom, I love America, and I love God and Jesus! I've already stated the difference between the two.

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i dunno how ne goths can b christain. i like wiccan better coz it alows me 2 b me without being juged.;
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And it also allows you to forget how to spell, capitalize, and punctuate properly.
wow u r a christain. ur very good at juging other ppl n lookin down on dem.


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I would still like to know where you get pedophilia out of anything that I've said(excluding the statments with me asking you where you read that).

And, as I've said several times, I am NOT one of those regular, depressed goths. I am a lolita goth. I'm happy, I don't wear excessive black clothing(except for the ribbon), I love life, I love freedom, I love America, and I love God and Jesus! I've already stated the difference between the two.
You refuse to state your favourite Bible verse, like any normal Christian would. Is that because you can't find any Bible verses that are pedophilic enough for you?


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I love God, I'm not depressed, I'm happy, I don't have homework on weekends, and I've already accepted Jesus.
THen how come you're a Godless Goth?

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Where do you get any pedophilic references in any of my posts?
Lolita was a book written in the Cold War, many many years ago by a Russian commie writer to infect the purity of American Christian youth and by doing so undermining the American spirit and superiority over the commies. With a disgusting story of a little female devil trapping a decent Christian American man into acts of unspeakable sin.

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And the last thing that I would EVER do would be to turn to Satanism.
That's good. There are plenty of topics here where you can read everything about the KJV 1611 Bible.




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wow u r a christain. ur very good at juging other ppl n lookin down on dem.
I'm sure typing in that manner can save you some time. But it takes us twice as long to decipher it than it does to read normal words. Why must you be so selfish?


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 11:11 PM

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You refuse to state your favourite Bible verse, like any normal Christian would. Is that because you can't find any Bible verses that are pedophilic enough for you?
Fine! How about Luke 15:11-32. (one of the few that I can remember)

11 And he said, A certain man had two sons:
12 And the younger of them said to his father, Father, give me the portion of goods that falleth to me. And he divided unto them his living.
13 And not many days after the younger son gathered all together, and took his journey into a far country, and there wasted his substance with riotous living.
14 And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be in want.
15 And he went and joined himself to a citizen of that country; and he sent him into his fields to feed swine.
16 And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.
17 And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants of my father's have bread enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger!
18 I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee,
19 And am no more worthy to be called your son: make me as one of your hired servants.
20 And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him.
21 And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called your son.
22 But the father said to his servants, Bring forth the best robe, and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on his feet:
23 And bring hither the fatted cow, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
24 For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.
25 Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and drew nigh to the house, he heard music and dancing.
26 And he called one of the servants, and asked what these things meant.
27 And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted cow, because he hath received him safe and sound.
28 And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father out, and intreated him.
29 And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my friends:
30 But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted cow.
31 And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

(I hope I got that right)
Now will you tell me where you got pedophilia out of anything that I've said?


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 11:13 PM

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Fine! How about Luke 15:11-32. (one of the few that I can remember)

11 And he said, A certain man had two sons:
12 And the younger of them said to his father, Father, give me the portion of goods that falleth to me. And he divided unto them his living.
13 And not many days after the younger son gathered all together, and took his journey into a far country, and there wasted his substance with riotous living.
14 And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be in want.
15 And he went and joined himself to a citizen of that country; and he sent him into his fields to feed swine.
16 And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.
17 And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants of my father's have bread enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger!
18 I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee,
19 And am no more worthy to be called your son: make me as one of your hired servants.
20 And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him.
21 And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called your son.
22 But the father said to his servants, Bring forth the best robe, and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on his feet:
23 And bring hither the fatted cow, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
24 For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.
25 Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and drew nigh to the house, he heard music and dancing.
26 And he called one of the servants, and asked what these things meant.
27 And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted cow, because he hath received him safe and sound.
28 And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father out, and intreated him.
29 And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my friends:
30 But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted cow.
31 And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

(I hope I got that right)
Now will you tell me where you got pedophilia out of anything that I've said?
That is a lovely passage. Are you trying to say that you want to repent of your hatred of Jesus and obsession with pedophilia, just like the son in the story repented of his gluttony and riotous living? If so, then PRAISE!


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 11:23 PM

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That is a lovely passage. Are you trying to say that you want to repent of your hatred of Jesus and obsession with pedophilia, just like the son in the story repented of his gluttony and riotous living? If so, then PRAISE!
I love Jesus and would gladly watch every single pedophile burn in Hell for eternity!


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-09-2008, 11:27 PM

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I love Jesus and would gladly watch every single pedophile burn in Hell for eternity!
Praise! I am glad to hear that you have decided to give up being a goth. Hallelujah!


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-10-2008, 01:46 AM

Since you want to accept Christ as your personal Savior, how about losing that chink anime avatar and using one of yourself, dressed modestly as the Lord commands?

By the way, do you have your husband's permission to be in here discussing Jesus?


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Default Re: Hello! - 02-10-2008, 03:44 AM

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Praise! I am glad to hear that you have decided to give up being a goth. Hallelujah!
I'va always loved Jesus and hated pedophiles, that never has changed and never will, goth or otherwise.

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Since you want to accept Christ as your personal Savior, how about losing that chink anime avatar and using one of yourself, dressed modestly as the Lord commands?

By the way, do you have your husband's permission to be in here discussing Jesus?
Sadly, I have no other picture of me recently. At least, not on my computer. The avatar that I have now is the most accurate of all of the images. Although, I'm glad to see that you caught that.

And, for the record, I'm not married yet. I'm not even dating anybody. I was just looking at the "Meet Christian Singles" part of the forum. It seems rather...interesting.


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