[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus I wanted to talk a little about George Washington, the father of God's favorite country (AMERICA!).

He was a God-fearing Republican, of course. He was wealthy, he had slaves, and he opposed taxes. Jesus chose him to lead us on the war against the rabid Anglicans, and the French and the injuns who wanted to take away our freedoms.

In an effort to educate the public, I am inviting my fellow True Christians™ to list interesting antecdotes about our very first president. I've got a couple of good ones to start things off.

Even as a young man, Washington seemed to possess a magical immunity to bullets. In one early encounter in the French and Injun War, he absorbed four bullets in his coat and hat and had two horses shot from under him yet emerged unscathed. This led one Injun chief to predict that some higher power was guiding him to great events in the future. Even a drunk redskin could see that Washington was chosen by God Almighty.

And do you know how everyone says that George Washington had false teeth made out of wood? Well they're as wrong as can be. Do you know what his false teeth were made out of?

Why the teeth of slaves, of course! Those strapping young buck nigras President Washington had working on his plantation didn't need their huge white chompers! All they ate was gruel anyway. So President Washington had them yanked out and made into dentures. Even the liberals have to admit that this is true!

[Walter Van Slyke]

Great thread, Pastor Zeke.

I understand that Washington never went to school, and was in fact home schooled by his father and brother!

If the father of our country didn't need a Godless public school education to become a successful surveyor, farmer, army general, and leader of God's favorite country, who does?

[Bobby-Joe]

George Washington was also a clearly a believer in the Freemarket as his support for traditional work force practices shows (or as the liberals slander him "slavery" - but every black at Mount Vernon had the right to work) and opposition to socially unfair taxes.

Some people (as in Liberal idiots) will point out Washington suppression of the Whiskey Rebellion as president. What they omit was the rebels were mouchers and the idle poor sucking the governments tit with free wilderness land and refusing to pay their taxes NOT hard working job creators.

[Prayer Warrior]

People keep forgetting the principles and people this nation was founded on. Rich white Christian men who didn't want to pay taxes. Obama's increase of taxes on our job creators is worse than Britain's increase forced tax on USA. Them forcing us to buy tea is the same as Obama forcing us to buy healthcare that we don't want or need. Much like the original Boston Tea Party, I suggest that we should have a revolution that involves throwing Obama's forced medical equipment into the ocean/river or whatever the nearest body of water is.

Our founder's believed in certain principles, such as only white land owning males being given the right to vote, the freedom to own slaves, and the 3/5 compromise. Why do liberals hate America and our founders so much?

[WWJDnow]

Before reading that article, I never knew that George Washington vowed never to purchase another slave from a Zionist corporation. Anyway, I've read the Bible cover to cover and, while it talks a lot about how slaves should obey their masters and how slaves should be treated, nowhere does it say that you can't pull out your slave's teeth.

It is important for everyone to support Zionist corporations, because we're not going to be raptured out of here until all of the Jews are returned to Israel. So buy a slave from a Jew today!