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Old 04-20-2014, 04:01 AM
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Why are you so mean to her? It's not her fault that she was born in a an ungodly third world country. She is struggling to achieve Salvation.
Between seeking the approval of a hateful, immoral, heathen from the country of barbaric vikings, or the approval of the loving, merciful, perfect, glorious, inspirational, wonderful, dedicated, jealous, sweet, sweet Lord Jesus, I cannot imagine an easier choice to be made.
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Never seen so stupid people as americans

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Never seen so stupid people as americans...
Newsflash: A lot of the True Christians™ are from Europe, including Denmark, Sweden, etc.

Newsflash #2: All those Christians you know around you believe in the same book, that tells them the same things. So either they believe it completely or they're stupid hypocrites (because the book itself says that if you don't believe it completely it won't do you a bit of good, you're going to Hell anyway).

So don't think the U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity.
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Old 04-20-2014, 06:59 PM
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Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!
What part of Scandinavia I am from, is irrelevant - it is all one big cesspool of paganism and unholy sex

I would advise you to change your wayward ways, and turn to The Lord instead - there is still hope for you if you

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Why do you guys hate Europe?
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Why do you guys hate Europe?

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate:
Yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

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Newsflash: A lot of the True Christians™ are from Europe, including Denmark, Sweden, etc.

Newsflash #2: All those Christians you know around you believe in the same book, that tells them the same things. So either they believe it completely or they're stupid hypocrites (because the book itself says that if you don't believe it completely it won't do you a bit of good, you're going to Hell anyway).

So don't think the U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity.



yes U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity
maybe it'll be the bad education in the USA
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because they do not even know where it is

Amsterdam is probably in New York their thinking , or whether it is an inbreeding problem
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Between seeking the approval of a hateful, immoral, heathen from the country of barbaric vikings, or the approval of the loving, merciful, perfect, glorious, inspirational, wonderful, dedicated, jealous, sweet, sweet Lord Jesus, I cannot imagine an easier choice to be made.

you insult our bloodline ,without us you were probably not even born
think it over,if that goes with an IQ of 60
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yes U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity ...
I just showed you that that's NOT the case.

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Yeah, it's so bad they only have 7 of the top 10 universities in the world.
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because they do not even know where it is

Amsterdam is probably in New York their thinking , or whether it is an inbreeding problem

New York was once called New Amsterdam. I guess you didn't know that. We changed the name after we killed off all the Dutchers. They were a race of godless wretches and we are well rid of them.

Also, we do too know where Europe is. It is on the other side of the ocean, near to England and France.
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