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Re: My Man Cave -
08-17-2010, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick 'Magma' Bocchino
Does it have to be called a "Man Cave?" That name conjures up bad memories for me, since it was my nickname in prison.
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Is that the year you were ''crowned'' prom queen too?
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 02:00 AM
Gentlemen I have not had a proper get together in my Man cave yet. Wednesday night after church, all of you are invited to my home. Its a combination welcome to my cave and strategy meeting for Ofc. Don.
Phebe just imported 6 cases of Cigars for Man Cave and I will bust out some of my prize scotch. Levi and Pastor Zeke I know how you fellas love your single malt dont be late. Party starts a 8:00 pm till we run out of scotch
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Gentlemen I have not had a proper get together in my Man cave yet. Wednesday night after church, all of you are invited to my home. Its a combination welcome to my cave and strategy meeting for Ofc. Don.
Phebe just imported 6 cases of Cigars for Man Cave and I will bust out some of my prize scotch. Levi and Pastor Zeke I know how you fellas love your single malt dont be late. Party starts a 8:00 pm till we run out of scotch
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Thank you for the kind invite Jimmy.
I have some VERY nice Rum that I could bring along....
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Thank you for the kind invite Jimmy.
I have some VERY nice Rum that I could bring along....
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Only if you get a hair cut, and do not talk about noodles!
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Only if you get a hair cut, and do not talk about noodles!
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Why should I cut off what God has seen fit to give me?
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 04:41 PM
Pirates in The Man Cave? I don't know. People will start snickering at us an making lewd jokes.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Gentlemen I have not had a proper get together in my Man cave yet. Wednesday night after church, all of you are invited to my home. Its a combination welcome to my cave and strategy meeting for Ofc. Don.
Phebe just imported 6 cases of Cigars for Man Cave and I will bust out some of my prize scotch. Levi and Pastor Zeke I know how you fellas love your single malt dont be late. Party starts a 8:00 pm till we run out of scotch
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I will attempt to attend, I don't know my schedule for next week until this weekend.
Uh.... the pirate's not coming is he? I mean is this the only way he goes to parties? By crashing?
Oh wait, he's a pirate, of course it is.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Pirates in The Man Cave? I don't know. People will start snickering at us an making lewd jokes.
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Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
I will attempt to attend, I don't know my schedule for next week until this weekend.
Uh.... the pirate's not coming is he? I mean is this the only way he goes to parties? By crashing?
Oh wait, he's a pirate, of course it is.
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Brothers I thought we might tie him to a chair and read the Holy KJV1611 to him. You never know the Holy Ghost enter him. At Least we can keep him from posting
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 10:12 PM
I doubt if Roger will be there but if he is you need to keep Pasta boy away from Skippy the monkey. People in his area have a long history of monkey abuse and I am not talking about spanking one either!
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Hartlepool is famous for allegedly executing a monkey during the Napoleonic Wars.[14] According to legend, fishermen from Hartlepool watched a French warship founder off the coast, and the only survivor was a monkey, which was dressed in French military uniform, presumably to amuse the officers on the ship. The unsophisticated fishermen assumed that this must be what Frenchmen looked like, and after a brief trial, summarily executed the monkey.
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Yes they hung the monkey from the yardarm.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Brothers I thought we might tie him to a chair and read the Holy KJV1611 to him. You never know the Holy Ghost enter him. At Least we can keep him from posting
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Well I for one would rejoice seeing Jo Freddie down on his hands and knees before The Lord. I still say we need to be careful, we have a reputation as fine, upstanding Christian men. Hanging around with some guy in a lacy pirate shirt will make people think we are perverts.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Well I for one would rejoice seeing Jo Freddie down on his hands and knees before The Lord. I still say we need to be careful, we have a reputation as fine, upstanding Christian men. Hanging around with some guy in a lacy pirate shirt will make people think we are perverts.
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Got it covered, I kept the orange jump suit from my rather unfortunate stay in lockup. The question is who is holding down and who is removing his clothes to put the slammer suit on him? I am thinking you and I can hold him down and we can let Tannor do the rest.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Got it covered, I kept the orange jump suit from my rather unfortunate stay in lockup. The question is who is holding down and who is removing his clothes to put the slammer suit on him? I am thinking you and I can hold him down and we can let Tannor do the rest.
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Sure, I know some holds including one we call in Security the Jersey Handshake, Freddie ant going annoyware. We'll have him out of those pirate clothes and into something manly in no time at all.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-10-2010, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Sure, I know some holds including one we call in Security the Jersey Handshake, Freddie ant going annoyware. We'll have him out of those pirate clothes and into something manly in no time at all.
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He might want you to do that. One never knows with pirates, I would be willing to bet he has spent more than his share of time in the barrel while at sea.
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Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-11-2010, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
I doubt if Roger will be there but if he is you need to keep Pasta boy away from Skippy the monkey. People in his area have a long history of monkey abuse and I am not talking about spanking one either!
Yes they hung the monkey from the yardarm.
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Firstly they were not from MY neck of the woods Hartlepool is in County Durham, I on the other hand am a Yorkshire man, descended from Northumberland stock, so as a family we have had NOTHING to do with the monkey hangers of Hartlepool.
As for the other comments about my possible attendance, you all seem VERY keen to get me out of my clothes, and YOU cast aspersions on MY sexuality!
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-11-2010, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Firstly they were not from MY neck of the woods Hartlepool is in County Durham, I on the other hand am a Yorkshire man, descended from Northumberland stock, so as a family we have had NOTHING to do with the monkey hangers of Hartlepool.
As for the other comments about my possible attendance, you all seem VERY keen to get me out of my clothes, and YOU cast aspersions on MY sexuality!
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You are very defensive when monkey abuse is mentioned, one must wonder, but if your family is a whole 40-50 miles away from where said lynching occurred how could I have thought you or your distant kin would have had anything to do with it.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-11-2010, 02:12 AM
I'm going to be bringing 15 pounds of sausage. You might say this man cave get together is going to be a sausage fest!
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-11-2010, 02:15 AM
WOW! Would I ever love to drink scotch and smoke cigars in that INCREDIBLE space of yours! I want to learn more about your group too--I just found it and am greatly excited in so many ways. That gun room, the cigars, the escape from women...tell me more when you have time!
Mike
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-11-2010, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Cigar Manfor Christ
WOW! Would I ever love to drink scotch and smoke cigars in that INCREDIBLE space of yours! I want to learn more about your group too--I just found it and am greatly excited in so many ways. That gun room, the cigars, the escape from women...tell me more when you have time!
Mike
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I want to learn more about your group too--I just found it and am greatly excited in so many ways.
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You have a lot to learn it seems. The first thing you must do is to introduce yourself in the correct forum. Tell us all about yourself, your life with Christ, maybe your favorite verse from The Bible. Then you might mention how you feel about tithing to the church, you know what you can afford etc, everyone would love to learn all about you.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-11-2010, 02:53 AM
Want to be in this man cave to get closer to the manpower of Christ. The owner deserves to be brought some fine, large cigars and the best scotch!!
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Re: My Man Cave -
09-11-2010, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
I'm going to be bringing 15 pounds of sausage. You might say this man cave get together is going to be a sausage fest!
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A most excellent idea, Pastors Levi and Ezekiel do love their sausages. Should I try for some hard buns or do you like soft ones?
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Originally Posted by Cigar Manfor Christ
Want to be in this man cave to get closer to the manpower of Christ. The owner deserves to be brought some fine, large cigars and the best scotch!!
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Sorry friend, the event is for True Christians only. Maybe next time.
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