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Default True Christian™ "Eid-party". - 09-14-2010, 12:18 PM


This tasty pig was a great succes, when I held a party on the day of the Mooslime "Eid".


The Satanic fasting month called the Ramadan is over, and saturday Muslims all over the world celebrated the completion of this event with a big feast called "Eid".

As part of you know, I also held a party this day, just to show the dirty mooslimes a leason in good Christian party culture.
Quite a few good Christian men were therefore gathered for a nice dinner party consisting roasted pig, single malt whiskey, jokes about Muslims, Quran burning and prayers to the LORD.

It is a long time since I've had so much fun, so I want to thank all of you True Christian men who came from near and far to take part of this event, I hope you enjoyed yourself and I look forward to a similar celebration next year. Every True Christian™ man in this forum is invited.

Afterthought:

Please greet your wifes for their efforts in the kitchen - it was a really good salad and some excellent potatoes they made, and the pies we had for dessert were just fantastic. Unfortunately, I didn't have the time to thank them myself. I was too busy having fun during the evening, and too tired when they did the dishes during the night.




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Default Re: True Christian™ "Eid-party". - 09-15-2010, 01:48 AM

Oh Brother, thank you for hosting such a wonderful party. It really was a delight to spend some time away from my yap yap yapping wife and have some serious discussions about Christ with some of the men. I remember one of my favourite discussions was when we mocked the islamics love for pigs; and then when Billy Bob made the quip about muslim women looking like them! It's funny because it's true!

Anyway I will tell my wife you said thank you, even though she almost ruined everything by dropping that tray of drinks - sorry about that by the way - I made her sleep outside that night as punishment, too bad it didn't rain. I would have helped clean up her mess but I didn't realise till afterwards because I was busy throwing Queerans into the fire.

Thanks again for hosting, see you next year!


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Default Re: True Christian™ "Eid-party". - 09-15-2010, 01:57 AM

I'm always up for a good party, especially if it involves A LOT of bacon!


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