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Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
03-01-2017, 02:00 AM
Dear Brother in Christ,
Please accept my best wishes on the day of your birthday! I hope you'll enjoy this modest cake I've sent you:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
03-01-2017, 02:25 AM
Birthday greetings to a dear brother in Christ. Thank you for contributing to the forum. I have used all the fruit on my trees this year but will be happy to send round a few durian which are particularly flavoursome at this time of year.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
03-01-2017, 06:49 AM
The Best of Birthdays to you, my immaculate and chaste Brother in Christ. It is time you started to plan how to cultivate your farm in Heaven, as by your next birthday we'll all surely be secure on the Bosom of Jesus in our Eternal Abode!
Matthew 5:16
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
03-01-2017, 06:46 PM
Happy Birthday!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
03-01-2017, 08:59 PM
Happy Birthday, Brother Jim! It is too long since we fellowshipped with you here. I do hope that the reason for this is that you have been Called to Jesus?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
03-01-2017, 10:33 PM
Happy Birthday, Brother. This day marks the end of another year in service to Jesus. I pray that the next celebration is up in Heaven with the Lord and Jesus in attendance.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
03-05-2017, 11:28 PM
Happy birthday to our Brother In Christ!
"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-09-2017, 09:15 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-09-2017, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by izmai1
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That is a lovely birthday greeting. Feel free to pop along where an equally lovely introduction can be presented. My intro. was not very good. I'm sure yours will be better, just share your experience in Christ; there is no need for embarrassment we have all experienced what you're going through now but in Him our every want is made real.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-09-2017, 09:52 AM
Thank you, izmai1
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-09-2017, 10:09 AM
It's terrible I know when heathens just dismiss you because they were never prepared to seek what we were prepared to seek and to find what we found! Jesus is alive! And Jesus will speak to each one of us. We are not abandoned things in an empty fog. We are His sheep and He cares for us.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-09-2017, 10:14 AM
Happy birthday Brother Jim. Hopefully this is the year Jesus takes you home.
YIC
TT
P.S. Hope you looked after your servants, even Pharaoh did that.
Genesis 40:20
“� And it came to passe the third day, which was Pharaohs birth day, that hee made a feast vnto all his seruaunts: and he lifted vp by the head of the chiefe Butler, and of the chiefe Baker among his seruants.”
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-09-2017, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Happy birthday Brother Jim. Hopefully this is the year Jesus takes you home.
YIC
TT
P.S. Hope you looked after your servants, even Pharaoh did that.
Genesis 40:20
“And it came to passe the third day, which was Pharaohs birth day, that hee made a feast vnto all his seruaunts: and he lifted vp by the head of the chiefe Butler, and of the chiefe Baker among his seruants.”
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-09-2017, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
. . . We are His sheep and He cares for us.
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Happy Birthday! We are indeed His sheep and He will guard us from the hungry wolves so that our coats may be sheared and our flesh consumed in His service. . . And should Jesus require you to be a wether to sanctify your walk with Him, I know that you will faint not. Your walk may wobble, but you will follow Him faithfully.
Run the race for Jesus!
Isaiah 40:31
But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-09-2017, 12:04 PM
Hang on, this thread was started on March 1st. How long does Brother Jim's birthday last, exactly?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-10-2017, 12:14 AM
Happy birthday, despite our differences in what we believe.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-10-2017, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Something-on-my-Paws
Happy birthday, despite our differences in what we believe.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Hang on, this thread was started on March 1st. How long does Brother Jim's birthday last, exactly?
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I know, right?
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-12-2017, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Hang on, this thread was started on March 1st. How long does Brother Jim's birthday last, exactly?
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Let's make it a little longer and happy birthday brother!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer! -
04-12-2017, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Let's make it a little longer and happy birthday brother!
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I think this exceeds even the most generous definition of "Bolivian time," Brother!
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