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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-11-2017, 10:57 PM
As long as you do not commit blasphemy against the Holy Ghost, you can always redeem yourself.
But please, don't fall for Onan's sin while you are locked up. And if you do, do not clean yourself with the KJV Bible. That would be ackward and disgusting.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 03:26 AM
I sent Miss Mary a few pictures of me locked up. I simply cannot do it at this moment. I have.....a few issues to take care of.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
I sent Miss Mary a few pictures of me locked up. I simply cannot do it at this moment. I have.....a few issues to take care of.
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Presumably, you refer to Sister Mrs. Mary Etheldreda. These pictures; can you elaborate? Nothing untoward, I hope.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
I sent Miss Mary a few pictures of me locked up. I simply cannot do it at this moment. I have.....a few issues to take care of.
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I want one with a shoe on your head. Chop, chop.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 03:47 AM
To Alvin Moss, I just sent you the pictures. One of them with a time stamp. To the one with a shoe on my head, that is just ludicrous. Shoes are meant for feet. Unless there is a scripture explicity saying it is okay or required to put a shoe on my head, I will have to refuse that request. Psalms 18:36 - Thou hast enlarged my steps under me, that my feet did not slip.
Yikes I just checked my reputation. I got one negative karma and it tanked.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Posts: 14,178
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Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
To Alvin Moss, I just sent you the pictures. One of them with a time stamp. To the one with a shoe on my head, that is just ludicrous. Shoes are meant for feet. Unless there is a scripture explicity saying it is okay or required to put a shoe on my head, I will have to refuse that request. Psalms 18:36 - Thou hast enlarged my steps under me, that my feet did not slip.
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Luke 10:4
4 Carry neither purse, nor scrip, nor shoes: and salute no man by the way.
Matt 3:11
"As for me, I baptize you with water for repentance, but He who is coming after me is mightier than I, and I am not fit to remove His sandals; He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.
Acts 7:30-34
30 And when forty years were expired, there appeared to him in the wilderness of mount Sina an angel of the Lord in a flame of fire in a bush.
31 When Moses saw it, he wondered at the sight: and as he drew near to behold it, the voice of the Lord came unto him,
32 Saying, I am the God of thy fathers, the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. Then Moses trembled, and durst not behold.
33 Then said the Lord to him, Put off thy shoes from thy feet: for the place where thou standest is holy ground.
34 I have seen, I have seen the affliction of my people which is in Egypt, and I have heard their groaning, and am come down to deliver them. And now come, I will send thee into Egypt.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 04:15 AM
See but putting a shoe on my head would put a block between the holy water and my head for baptism. Also, putting a shoe on my head would technically be me carrying sandals. What you ask is a sin given the verses you have found. Please find me a verse that explicitly makes putting a shoe on my head required or okay and I will appease this request in the next week or so when I make my next trip to Boston.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
To Alvin Moss, I just sent you the pictures. One of them with a time stamp. To the one with a shoe on my head, that is just ludicrous. Shoes are meant for feet. Unless there is a scripture explicity saying it is okay or required to put a shoe on my head, I will have to refuse that request. Psalms 18:36 - Thou hast enlarged my steps under me, that my feet did not slip.
Yikes I just checked my reputation. I got one negative karma and it tanked.
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Well Buck, the jigs up. You have been tested and found wanting. For your own sake please read your Bible properly. I mean, it makes no difference to me whether you do or not, but it does matter to God. You are walking on the edge of a razor. Be careful you don't fall on the wrong side.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 04:23 AM
Give me some time to prepare myself for this shoe to go on my head as per request. Right now it is late but it will be done.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
See but putting a shoe on my head would put a block between the holy water and my head for baptism.
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Mr. Buck, you are clearly teched. Also, I should point out that this is not a papist website. This is a Baptist website. We are Baptists and washed of our sins with water, gallons of it, not papist drips of so called "holy water". You need to get right with Jesus and quick. It's that or Hell, Mr. Buck. Don't go there; it's too hot.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
See but putting a shoe on my head would put a block between the holy water and my head for baptism.
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You're planning to baptize yourself in your closet there?
What are you planning on doing, spitting into the air and then stand under it?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 09:19 AM
Sister Mary, would it be helpful to ban this person from posting for a period of 30 days, so that he can get on with reading the KJV(1611) without distraction?
I am sure we would all be grateful.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-12-2017, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Sister Mary, would it be helpful to ban this person from posting for a period of 30 days, so that he can get on with reading the KJV(1611) without distraction?
I am sure we would all be grateful.
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This might be best for everyone. I haven't quite determined if he is a bit slow or if he has decided to be a retard.
However, even without examination I am able to offer a theopsych evaluation and conclude that he needs more prayer time. While different spiritual afflictions may require additional treatment, the one ingredient necessary for the treatment of every malady is prayer.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-21-2017, 06:56 PM
I don´t want to decrease your enthusiasm, but is impossible you could survive 30 days just reading the bible and not eating or drinking.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-21-2017, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Catholicguest
I don´t want to decrease your enthusiasm, but is impossible you could survive 30 days just reading the bible and not eating or drinking.
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I agree with you. Bubba wasn't much of a thinker so he never did figure out how to confess his sins and accept Jesus. Otherwise it could have worked, as all things are possible with God, don't you agree? We haven't heard from Bubba for a while so it's very possible Jesus smote him for his impudence in that room there and gave the rats a feast.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-21-2017, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
. . . We haven't heard from Bubba for a while so it's very possible Jesus smote him for his impudence in that room there and gave the rats a feast.
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If that is the case then I can get into a car again without checking the brake lines.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-22-2017, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Catholicgoober
I don´t want to decrease your enthusiasm, but is impossible you could survive 30 days just reading the bible and not eating or drinking.
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Hello Catholic gobbler,
Check your history. Your fellow catlicker and terrorist Bobby Sands did quite well. But in the end he bit off mare than he could chew.
YIC
TT
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-23-2017, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Hello Catholic gobbler,
Check your history. Your fellow catlicker and terrorist Bobby Sands did quite well. But in the end he bit off mare than he could chew.
YIC
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He drank water and eat bread from time to time.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-24-2017, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Catholicbooger
He drank water and eat bread from time to time.
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Were you in the cell with him? Were you even alive back in those days? I was and it was amazing how Maggie Thatcher showed the terrorist Catholic Scum of the IRA that England would not surrender. In my opinion she should have extended this attitude to all Catholics.
Exodus 16:3
“And the children of Israel saide vnto them, Would to God wee had died by the hand of the Lord in the land of Egypt, when wee sate by the flesh pots, and when we did eate bread to the full: for ye haue brought vs forth into this wildernesse, to kill this whole assembly with hunger.”
Even God puts people in a position where they have a chance of starving.
BTW I see you changed your name to booger. Do you have problems with nasal excretions?
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Locking myself up with nothing but the kjv bible. -
04-24-2017, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Were you in the cell with him? Were you even alive back in those days? I was and it was amazing how Maggie Thatcher showed the terrorist Catholic Scum of the IRA that England would not surrender. In my opinion she should have extended this attitude to all Catholics.
Exodus 16:3
“And the children of Israel saide vnto them, Would to God wee had died by the hand of the Lord in the land of Egypt, when wee sate by the flesh pots, and when we did eate bread to the full: for ye haue brought vs forth into this wildernesse, to kill this whole assembly with hunger.”
Even God puts people in a position where they have a chance of starving.
BTW I see you changed your name to booger. Do you have problems with nasal excretions?
YIC
TT
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If we need to be in the place to know what happened there, all what the bible says would be (STRONG LANGUAGE DELETED FOR DECENCY).
The admin changed my name without asking my permission. Days later changed my password too.
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