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Exclamation Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-03-2012, 01:37 AM

I'm French, my American could be bad, sorry about that.
I'm here because of one of your... friends make me really laugh and make me wanted to know if he is alone to think that sort of thing.

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Here is your friends thinking that MLP FiM is satanic. You should read this crappy work and after that, read ALL comments. Seriously, you'll understand that you had wrong in aaaaaalll the way.

You all make me laugh hard. Because of I'm a good guy, I'll try make you understand why you had wrong.

So, what we had here ?
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How yeaaaah ! Rainbow ! It's not like a gift of God to see that sort of thing, no ? Oh yeaaaah ! The name of this pony is Rainbow Dash ! Yay ! So evil gay. You also know that the light is composed of these colors, no ? Thanks to these colors to be here, or we will live in a evil darkness.

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Oh crap ! A STAR ! THERE IS A STAR ON HER CROUP ! OW NO !
Seriously, Twillight Sparkle didn't use is magic for trying to commit something bad. You know, she is actually using magic to help her friends and to be gentle has possible with other ponies.
Oculist ? Wtf seriously ? Magic is always bad for you ? God didn't use magic ? Power, you'll tell me, yeaaaah maybe. But power isn't a sort of magic ? Money also give us power...

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OW NO ! THEY ARE HUGGING EACH OTHER ! SO MANY SEX EVERY WHERE !
Seriously guys... Do you REALLY think that they are trying to have a sex party ? If you answer me yes, I'll now be sure that everyone here doesn't touch each other because of it's could be sexual.

You're picture with nightmare moon..

Yay ! I can also make something with paint and I just see six !
Lol, like the mane 6.



OW NO ! Terribly sex is here ! PONY HAD A BUTTOCK ! OW CRAP ! And the worst thing ever, it's that we can see genetic parts...
Wait... Heeeey ! We had buttock too. No ? Wait... Every living creature had a buttock ! So... I hope you'll don't go out from your house because they are buttock everywhere.

Nothing to say about the last pictures... We cant be all good to make dress like Rarity. And this guy make this costume for Halloween, as we can see in the background. Maybe he mad this costume like that just to look creepy, no ?

I'd also see on GodhateSinner that this show is evil because the only good work for a women is to be into the kitchen. The show is actually showing female pony had a work, it is evil for a woman to have a job ? Hello again, middle age. Seriously... I really hope that you don't think that.

Now that I've counter your (stupid, seriously, look at you had posted) arguments, I'll show you that this show is purely awesome.

One : It's just cute, well animated, funny show.
Two : This is not for little girls only. Faust (the women who created this show) wanted that this show could be seen by kid AND theirs parents. Your argument is invalid about see us like a child.
Three : This show made me feel better than ever. Before this show, my life was sad and borring at hell. Now, I'm enjoying it.
Four : The community, we are not just fans, we are more than that. We are a family ! Insulting us, and you'll had really problems with a big part of us. Seriously, everyone is helping each other. You want a proof ? One time, a fan voice of one the character had her rat sick. She posted on her deviant art account that she need 100$ to euthanize her rat, and of course, she get that money from bronies. She was so happy that she works more than ever for the glory of bronies.
Five : I'm also working now for bronies, I'm making some desktop icons, working in fiction, and also working into a video game project. Something I'll never do if I was not a brony. And I'm trully not alone. Many of them didn't take a pencil for writing a story before they discovered the show. Bronies arts are practically ALWAYS FREE ! They don't mad what they do for money ! Isn't it wonderful ? We have thousand and thousand of musics, arts, fictions. And you have just to check a little on the web to see that it's definitely true.
Six : Bronies had a huge heart, and we are really trying to help each other, and also every one on the Earth. You can see that here

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I'm happy... no ! I'M GLAD TO BE A BRONY ! And YOU ! HOW DARE YOU JUDGE US LIKE THAT ? WHAT ABOUT YOU ? CANT US, BRONIES, JUDGE YOU ? Well, we'll not, because of we are PREACHING LOVE AND TOLERANCE ! THAT I CANNOT SEE HERE !
WHERE IS EVIL INTO A PONY ? WHERE IS EVIL TO HELP EACH OTHER ? Don't make me laugh. Seriously, I'll become anger and rude.
I know, everyone can say something wrong, it's human after all but I really hope that you'll apologize a little.

How yeah : Pre-counter argument (if you always thinking you keep the true) :
1 : There is a porn about pony, yep. But you should know that they're rules on the Internet. One of them is the rule 34 : "IF IT EXIST, THERE IS A PORN VERSION OF IT". I'm pretty sure that we can see porn with Chretien things.
2 : Cupcake is just a fanfiction. Not the fruit of Faust. You probably know that not everyone is Chretien (I hope you know that). There is something exist and it's totally awesome. It's called : FREEDOM. We can make what we want at the time we doesn't disturb our neighbour. And I'm free to read this fiction. (And I mad wrong, lol).
3 : I'd check the rules of this forum... I'd see that we can't post rage comment... Isn't what I actually see ? Sort of rage against bronies ? Don't tell me not, you'll will lie like it's not true but it is.
4 : Pony show preaching love and be friend with everyone is evil ? Ok... So I guess that every show is evil.
5 : I'm not gay, pervert, pedophile or whatever bad you thinking and no one turn in because of this show
6 : Also, no one turn evil because of this show. (lol, I laugh). No, seriously no.

Common guys, leave us if you dislike this show but don't post crap like that.

Au revoir, chčres messieurs/dames.

Ps : If to be serious doesn't work, then I'll troll you, because of fun.
Pps : Also, be careful, a huge mass of bronies will laugh on you if you doesn't want to recognize that you have wrong. (and make fun is not being intolerant and show that we dislike you).
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-03-2012, 01:41 AM

How long did it take you to type this wall of irrelevant twaddle? Do you realize how many souls you could win for Jesus Christ with the same effort?

In any event, I'm a busy True Christian™ man and haven't the time to decipher your gibberish. In short, is it safe to assume that you have dedicated your life to pony worship and rejected God?

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-03-2012, 01:49 AM

All the frogs are such disgusting perverts. I thought they just liked to suck on snails. Now it is little sex ponies too? What has the world come to. Thank Jesus for the comfort that God gives by way of the KJV Bible.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Where should we leave you, to our forum where you were forced to enter?
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-03-2012, 03:17 AM

Hi everybody

I'm a french brony, from the same forum than Celestia. But i'm also christian. I already know what you will say : "he's a brony, so he's not a TRUE chrstian". But Jesus said in John 14:6 "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through." I sincerly believe Jesus is the son of god, my personal Savior, so I'am a christian. The rest isn't matter.

So I will answer to some of your arguments against bronies.
First of all, your image of Luna, with "sex" writed as a subliminal message in her mane. You can find "subliminals messages" like this one in every image. Ask to a true and impartial specialist if that kind of things realy can affect people, I don't think so.

Next, the homosexuality and the sexual deviance
You're saying that just because we see a young girls show, we are all perverts, homosexuals, deviants etc... this are supositions. I will give you a fact. The fact is I have met a lot of comunauties in the internet, and the bronies one presents one of the lower rate of homosexuality of all. To give an exemple : in the furry community, there is 40% of homosexuals, 40% of bisexuals and 20% of heterosexuals, and in the brony one, there is 10% of homosexuals, 15% of bisexuals and 75% of heterosexuals. There is a big difference !

You are also giving examples of gore and porn images or fanfictions related to my little pony.
That's true, it exist. But it also exist to all the topic you can imagine. In the internet, in every communauty, there are sick guys to do porn/gore things. And no more in the bronies that in others. I decide to watch my little pony without interest me in that kind of stuff, I have no problems.

Brother Harold Porter said "Do you realize how many souls you could win for Jesus Christ with the same effort?"
And you ? Do you realize how many souls you could win for Jesus Christ by don't waste your time in escribe silly articles ?

Rev. M. Rodimer said "We don't care what you think. We care what God thinks."
But you don't know what God I thinking about, and if you think you know it, it's evidence of immense pride. God said "As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts. " (Isaiah 55:9)

You all saids that we, bronies, are going to hell just for watch the show...
And you're saying it with agressivity and insults.
just "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven" (luke 6:37)

The bronies message is "love and tolerance". It's also part of the christian message, what's wrong ?

Thanks for reading
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Rev. M. Rodimer said "We don't care what you think. We care what God thinks."
But you don't know what God I thinking about, and if you think you know it, it's evidence of immense pride. God said "As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts. " (Isaiah 55:9)
We can read the Bible to learn His opinions. Maybe you should try that instead of masturbating to a perverted cartoon.

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The bronies message is "love and tolerance". It's also part of the christian message, what's wrong ?
Please show me where God directs us to "tolerate" witches, homosexuals, and apostates. Hint: Not in Bible.

Then I will show you where He commands us to execute all of the above.


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Red face Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-03-2012, 04:37 AM

Well, god job everyone, delete my link because of "porn", what a great idea to show the world that you're intolerant as possible. Yeah ! Seriously, charity is porn, of course. And your friends is also porn... yeah, why not after all ?

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How long did it take you to type this wall of irrelevant twaddle? Do you realize how many souls you could win for Jesus Christ with the same effort?

In any event, I'm a busy True Christian™ man and haven't the time to decipher your gibberish. In short, is it safe to assume that you have dedicated your life to pony worship and rejected God?

In Christ
I'd said that I'm Chretien ? Well... Maybe I forgot to say that I'm not.
Save souls ? If to make people horrible person like you, I don't want to "save them".
You're busy ? Ow ! My, my ! This is why you're posting here. IRRELEVANT TWADDLE ! GIBBERISH ! Ah ! You're so funny ! Thanks you to make me laugh.
My comment is a "gibberish" because it's show you that you are wrong ? I hope you're kidding me. Ha ha ! It's so funny here !

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All the frogs are such disgusting perverts. I thought they just liked to suck on snails. Now it is little sex ponies too? What has the world come to. Thank Jesus for the comfort that God gives by way of the KJV Bible.
And you are disgusting of stupidity. I've talk about rule 34, you know ? "If it's exist, there is a porn version of it". It's because it's existing that everyone will masturbate on. Many bronies disagree with this sort of porn.
Me ? I'm justing watching at, because it's fun (and no, don't try to arrange what I've said, it's stupid)

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We can read the Bible to learn His opinions. Maybe you should try that instead of masturbating to a perverted cartoon.
How yeah ! I'm pretty sure that in your book they will be a session for My Little Pony saying that it's evil as possible.
And lol, seriously ? Mastubating to a perverted cartoon ? Aaaaah... Stupidity, isn't funny ? Keep it doing, guys ! You're funny !

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Where should we leave you, to our forum where you were forced to enter?
You should leave us in peace and not saying stupid stuff about us. Because of your stupid stuff ! You know that this sort of topic make peoples watching the show ? It's so funny to see that you fail like that.

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Please show me where God directs us to "tolerate" witches, homosexuals, and apostates. Hint: Not in Bible.
Then I will show you where He commands us to execute all of the above.
Ok. Why don't you burn them into fire like history books show everyone that you made that in the past ? Yeah ! Burn them ! It's for your god !

You know that is only because of people like you that I'm no more a Chretien ? You ! ALL PEOPLE ON THIS TRADE AND STAY SAYING THAT A SHOW ENJOYED BY THOUSAND AND THOUSAND OF PEOPLE IS EVIL AND PEOPLES WATCHING ARE GAY ! You are disgusting, and quite funny too. You say strange ? Yeah, I know.

Evy, thanks you to make me understand that Chretien are not all like them. Seriously :


I'll starting soon to troll, I think... OOOOh it's gonna be so funny ! The he he !

Ps : I love the message in this smiley, showing that you're soooo gentle :
PPS : Ow ! I've just had a message from Iduno who. Oh nooo ! I tell you the true ! The true is so evil ! Brrrr, no please, don't ban me ! Nooooo !

PPPS : AH AH AH ! I'M SO IN LOVE WITH THIS SMILEY :
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-03-2012, 04:46 AM

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We can read the Bible to learn His opinions. Maybe you should try that instead of masturbating to a perverted cartoon.
I am masturbing in my little pony, on cartoons or on whatever else. So you failed


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Please show me where God directs us to "tolerate" witches, homosexuals, and apostates.
No problem : "Love your neighbor as yourself" Matthew 22:39
Here "neighbor" means all the humans. God loves everyone in the earth, and realy want the salvation for everybody.
Anyway, God don't need you to condamn or execute people : He can do it Hisself !
He need you too save people.
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I am masturbing in my little pony, on cartoons or on whatever else. So you failed
Disgusting. Please stop now and wash your hands.



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No problem : "Love your neighbor as yourself" Matthew 22:39
Here "neighbor" means all the humans. God loves everyone in the earth, and realy want the salvation for everybody.
Anyway, God don't need you to condamn or execute people : He can do it Hisself !
He need you too save people.
"Jesus does not hate anyone."

That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).

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Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.

Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:

In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).

In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...

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Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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...No problem : "Love your neighbor as yourself" Matthew 22:39...
Only one bit of Scripture? Lazy. This is how you do it:

Leviticus 19:18 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."
Matthew 19:19 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."
Matthew 22:39 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."
Mark 12:31 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."
Mark 12:33 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."
Luke 10:27 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."
James 2:8 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."
Galatians 5:14 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."
Romans 13:9 "...Love your neighbor as yourself..."

Give them some work to do, at least.


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No problem : "Love your neighbor as yourself" Matthew 22:39
Here "neighbor" means all the humans.
No, it does not. You have decided that Jesus meant all humans.

If He meant all humans, He could have said so. He did not.

Go through the entire Bible and see how many times "neighbour" is used. Then look at the context and see what it means. Hint: it NEVER means "all the humans".

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No, He does not. If He "really wanted salvation for everybody", He'd just hand it out . . . or at least leave sinners dead, instead of resurrecting them at Judgment so He can burn them alive in His Lake of Fire forever!
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Anyway, God don't need you to condamn or execute people : He can do it Hisself !
He need you too save people.
Then why does He COMMAND us to execute homosexuals, adulterers, witches, apostates, and others?


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Then why does He COMMAND us to execute homosexuals, adulterers, witches, apostates, and others?

OH YES ! PLEASE ! KILL THEM ! I'll be glad to see your face on my TV screen like a murderer !
I just want to know... It's a book existing where aaaaaall the story is wright in ? I see this somewhere... Oh yeah ! On your porn friend Chretien website. So... If it's true, that's mean that if someone is born to be gay, I gonna be gay ! No ?
But... This book wasn't just... wright by your god, no ? There is something strange here
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OH YES ! PLEASE ! KILL THEM ! I'll be glad to see your face on my TV screen like a murderer !
I just want to know... It's a book existing where aaaaaall the story is wright in ? I see this somewhere... Oh yeah ! On your porn friend Chretien website. So... If it's true, that's mean that if someone is born to be gay, I gonna be gay ! No ?
But... This book wasn't just... wright by your god, no ? There is something strange here
I don't even know what that Word Salad was supposed to mean.

If someone chooses to be gay, then he has chosen to reject God and has chosen to condemn himself to eternal torture in God's Hell.

Why would you choose to be gay?


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I don't even know what that Word Salad was supposed to mean.

If someone chooses to be gay, then he has chosen to reject God and has chosen to condemn himself to eternal torture in God's Hell.

Why would you choose to be gay?
Aw... My american isn't really that, my apologize.

Well, nobody choose to be gay, it start like when he saw that someone of the same sex is more attractive than the other sex.
I can't say : "Tomorow ! I'm gay" and poof, I'm.

You really really think that we can choose to be gay, seriously ?
Aw, why I ask ? I'd see so many things here, so I'll presume that your answer is "yes".

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Four : The community, we are not just fans, we are more than that. We are a family ! Insulting us, and you'll had really problems with a big part of us. Seriously, everyone is helping each other. You want a proof ? One time, a fan voice of one the character had her rat sick. She posted on her deviant art account that she need 100$ to euthanize her rat, and of course, she get that money from bronies. She was so happy that she works more than ever for the glory of bronies.

...French incoherent babble...

Ps : If to be serious doesn't work, then I'll troll you, because of fun.
I can't understand, $100 to euthanize a rat? A steel toe boot is only about 50 dollars isn't it? You give the rat one good kick and it's dead.

I'm afraid somebody abused your naivety to extort extra money which she clearly didn't need.
So much for a "nice community where everyone helps each other".

Also, are all Frenchies so immature they threaten to troll a website if they can't win the debate?

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Hi everybody

I'm a french brony, from the same forum than Celestia. But i'm also christian. I already know what you will say : "he's a brony, so he's not a TRUE chrstian". But Jesus said in John 14:6 "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through." I sincerly believe Jesus is the son of god, my personal Savior, so I'am a christian. The rest isn't matter.
It doesn't matter if you're a serial killing mass child rapist still at large?
We can't call you a bad Christian?
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Aw... My american isn't really that, my apologize.

Well, nobody choose to be gay, it start like when he saw that someone of the same sex is more attractive than the other sex.
I can't say : "Tomorow ! I'm gay" and poof, I'm.

You really really think that we can choose to be gay, seriously ?
Aw, why I ask ? I'd see so many things here, so I'll presume that your answer is "yes".

Oh ! And my super shield is activated !

<<porn link removed>>
(Isn't it cute ? :3)
There are lots of members of this community that were once gay atheists/gay false Christians, then found Jesus, and never inserted their tallywacker in someone elses rectum ever again!

And no, it's not cute.
Knowing you perverts, the ponies behind the other ponies are feeling up their buttocks, or are fisting each other with their hooves.
Disgusting.


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I can't understand, $100 to euthanize a rat? A steel toe boot is only about 50 dollars isn't it? You give the rat one good kick and it's dead...
I'm sure 50 cents worth of gasoline would do the trick. After all, Animals do not feel pain, eh?


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I can't understand, $100 to euthanize a rat? A steel toe boot is only about 50 dollars isn't it? You give the rat one good kick and it's dead.

I'm afraid somebody abused your naivety to extort extra money which she clearly didn't need.
So much for a "nice community where everyone helps each other".

Also, are all Frenchies so immature they threaten to troll a website if they can't win the debate?


It doesn't matter if you're a serial killing mass child rapist still at large?
We can't call you a bad Christian?

There are lots of members of this community that were once gay atheists/gay false Christians, then found Jesus, and never inserted their tallywacker in someone elses rectum ever again!

And no, it's not cute.
Knowing you perverts, the ponies behind the other ponies are feeling up their buttocks, or are fisting each other with their hooves.
Disgusting.


I'll fast run out of ponies pictures with you.
Like I said, my AMERICAN isn't great and I need to train it. What a great job to do with you, no ?
Don't you know that rat are LIVING creatures. Oh yeah like didymus much said "After all, Animals do not feel pain, eh? "
Hey ! We are also animals ! but shhhhh, this is science...
Don't tell me that we can win, I'd already proved that you have wrong, but you keep thinking that I'm gay or whatever you want. I'll troll you, maybe, because I don't want to get bored with you.
I'm pretty sure that nobody read what I'd wright... Or only for removing my proof links that are porn like my little pony is pornographic.

And you're telling that MY FRIEND is serial killing mass child rapist still at large?
OOoooh ! It's gonna be hard to keep myself not rude.
What is you're proof that he is actually like that, he ? And No ! NO ! Be a brony don't made you a stupid retarded men. Oh yeah ! Like I see many times for extremist like you, they ALWAYS generalize everything. Stupid, it's just what I want to say about that.

And also, I said that you can't BE gay like that. Of course, you can turn back in the heterosexuality. And whatever you said, I know that they are already doomed for hell because of they had practiced anal sex. Don't tell me I'm lying, please, I'm pretty sure that there is something about that in Da God Book.

And for my picture... I dunno that your butt is behind your head... (I'd the freaking good opportunity to make a sad joke, I'll not...). Oh ! And they are all females ponies. I don't see any women with a penis in my life....

Ps : Didymus Much... Please, tell me that you are not like these guys ! You and Evy are my last hope. You're link scared me, seriously. I'd saw that one guy kills frogs, and don't give any shit about it. And the pastor Ezekiel said that it's not important after all and that we can use them for what we want... HEY ! That's mean that I can have sex with my dog, no ? Ah ah ! No more scared. Thanks you're stupidity, extremists ! (Oh, and no. Don't try to use it at you're advantage, I'll never had sex with my dog)

PPs : here is a link for a French song that I like... I mean porn, excuse me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gznDO...layer_embedded
This song seriously represent you very well. Ah ah ! Oups sorry, I mean porn...
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You all saids that we, bronies, are going to hell just for watch the show...
And you're saying it with agressivity and insults.
just "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven" (luke 6:37)

The bronies message is "love and tolerance". It's also part of the christian message, what's wrong?
Sorry for the rude awakening, but yes, it's true. You will go to hell if you watch gaysexual series for gaysexual people. God hate gaysexuals.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.



About the judgment part, we are in fact commanded to judge people like you.
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Even we look at the part of scripture you posted in context, you see that first verse refers again that we must be true in our judgment.

Luke 6:37-38 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven: Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.


As for about the tolerance and love bit, you are correct. They are essential part of Christian message. We do tolerate heathens and tell them that they are going to hell if they do not stop their disgusting heathen ways. That's a definition of love right there. I mean, don't take it from me, look at what Jesus says He will do to all muslims, catlicks, gays and other heathens.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Yes, Jesus will throw them straight to fiery pits of hell.

So you see, it is very simple. If you disagree with us, you are not following the bible. If you do not follow the bible, you are not a Christian. If you are not a Christian, Jesus will throw you to hell.

Do you disagree with us?

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I'll fast run out of ponies pictures with you.
Like I said, my AMERICAN isn't great and I need to train it. What a great job to do with you, no ?
Don't you know that rat are LIVING creatures. Oh yeah like didymus much said "After all, Animals do not feel pain, eh? "
Hey ! We are also animals ! but shhhhh, this is science...
Don't tell me that we can win, I'd already proved that you have wrong, but you keep thinking that I'm gay or whatever you want. I'll troll you, maybe, because I don't want to get bored with you.
I'm pretty sure that nobody read what I'd wright... Or only for removing my proof links that are porn like my little pony is pornographic.

And you're telling that MY FRIEND is serial killing mass child rapist still at large?
OOoooh ! It's gonna be hard to keep myself not rude.
What is you're proof that he is actually like that, he ? And No ! NO ! Be a brony don't made you a stupid retarded men. Oh yeah ! Like I see many times for extremist like you, they ALWAYS generalize everything. Stupid, it's just what I want to say about that.
I'm sorry. I did not intend to say your friend is a serial killing child rapist. Although he may be. It's hard to tell for sure.

It's just that he basically said that you're a good Christian if you believe in Jesus, regardless of what you say or do.

That's (I presume) what he meant with "I sincerly believe Jesus is the son of god, my personal Savior, so I'am a christian. The rest isn't matter."

So, in the case he was a serial killing child rapist still committing murders even though he said he believed in Jesus, according to his own definition, he would still be a "good" Christian. Do you follow it to here?

And yet, I expect him to deny that according to him, serial killing child rapists who believe in Jesus are good Christians. So he's at least a hypocrite.

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And also, I said that you can't BE gay like that. Of course, you can turn back in the heterosexuality. And whatever you said, I know that they are already doomed for hell because of they had practiced anal sex. Don't tell me I'm lying, please, I'm pretty sure that there is something about that in Da God Book.
See Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. As long as you repent, stop watching satanic cartoons and posting furry porn, and believe in Jesus, you will be saved!

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And for my picture... I dunno that your butt is behind your head... (I'd the freaking good opportunity to make a sad joke, I'll not...). Oh ! And they are all females ponies. I don't see any women with a penis in my life....
And, although I can't believe I'm asked to explain the Satanic art of fisting to a French guy, let's say it doesn't involve male reproductive organs in any way, shape or form. Since we all know you French are perverts, you must already know what it is, and you're just hoping I sully this forum by explaining it, ergo: you already started trolling.


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Ps : Didymus Much... Please, tell me that you are not like these guys ! You and Evy are my last hope. You're link scared me, seriously. I'd saw that one guy kills frogs, and don't give any shit about it. And the pastor Ezekiel said that it's not important after all and that we can use them for what we want... HEY ! That's mean that I can have sex with my dog, no ? Ah ah ! No more scared. Thanks you're stupidity, extremists ! (Oh, and no. Don't try to use it at you're advantage, I'll never had sex with my dog)

PPs : here is a link for a French song that I like... I mean porn, excuse me.
<--possible porn link removed, don't dare to look at it -->
This song seriously represent you very well. Ah ah ! Oups sorry, I mean porn...
Before unleashing your fantasies on your dog, please see Leviticus 20:15.


John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-03-2012, 05:17 PM

So according to you, your overpowered guy-thingy in the sky will burn all the people who like a cartoon about love and tolerance after their death because he is also a sick pervert who see sex everywhere like you ?

Seems legit, for sure.
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