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Destroy Stonehenge! -
08-31-2012, 05:06 PM
I won't post an image of Stonehenge here, because it is NSFW.
Stonehenge was built by ancient Celtic druids in the desolate land of Ireland in Western Europe. It depicts multitudinous stone phalli crossed in lewd abandon! The ancient druidic priests (the forebears of Irish Catholic pagans) would perform decadent homosexual rites of passage in their midst, raping little boys and calling down destruction on their rectums. These little boys would subsequently mature and repeat this terrible ceremony, raping a new generation of future priests into "manhood".
Stonehenge was also used to divine by the shadows cast by the stone phalli. Miniature representations of Stonehenge were insinuated into the rectums of the priests and little boys alike, transmitting a primitive form of the AIDS virus which drove them insane and caused hallucinations and delusions of grandeur. The Necronomicon was bound in the anal flesh of little boys and read aloud many a time in the midst of these perverse male idols. The anuses of virgin boys were cut open using sacrificial daggers imported from the even more Satanic land of Denmark, and the exposed entrails were interpreted to receive messages from the Dark Lord.
What we are seeing today in Ireland in the persecution of Irish protestants by Catholic terrorists, is really a territorial war over who gets to rape boys betwixt the phallic idols of Stonehenge. If we destroy it now, lives, souls, and little rectums, will be saved.
Should we petition Mitt Romney to add the nuking of Stonehenge and the gassing of Irish Catholics to his platform?
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16 Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,
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09-01-2012, 05:30 AM
Amen to that brother! There is a very good and underrated movie called Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, it is about a pagan Irishman who steals a stone from Stonehenge and brings it to America in order to kill all American children with the black magic of Stonehenge, all atheists hates this movie cause it doesn't have their favourite emo fag serial killer Mike Myers, and because it shows the true evil of pagan Irishmen and Stonehenge
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 05:51 AM
It's a wizard temple and God wants it destroyed. As soon as we get a Godly Republican President in the Whitehouse (one who has balls!), America will send a nookyoolar strike on the godforsaken place, and turn it into a sandbox.
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 05:53 AM
I always feel so educated and informed after reading your posts, Billy Bob.
I was under the impression that the druid cult was invented in the 1960's, but boy was I wrong!
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 06:07 AM
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It's a wizard temple and God wants it destroyed. As soon as we get a Godly Republican President in the Whitehouse (one who has balls!), America will send a nookyoolar strike on the godforsaken place, and turn it into a sandbox.
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Why not just nuke all those British Isles and make it into an American colony? I mean, English is pretty similar to American (allthough not the same language), which means it would be pretty easy to force them to speak American, of course they would have to give up all their land to their new American colonizers who will build healthy fast-food restaurants and Independent Baptist churches on what used to be the Brits and Irishmens land once upon a time, they would also have to give up all forms of false Christianity, and surrender to American Independent Baptism. When Stonehenge has been destroyed by American soldiers, that ground will be perfect for another Chick-Fil-A restaurant!
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 06:39 AM
I am all in favor of the destruction of Stonehenge, but I think calling for it to be annihilated by a nuclear blast is way too much.
It should be blown apart with TNT, and then a GODly 300 foot cross should be erected on the site, along with a church and True Christian gift shop.
None of that would be possible if the area was contaminated by radiation,
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09-01-2012, 07:16 AM
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I am all in favor of the destruction of Stonehenge, but I think calling for it to be annihilated by a nuclear blast is way too much.
It should be blown apart with TNT, and then a GODly 300 foot cross should be erected on the site, along with a church and True Christian gift shop.
None of that would be possible if the area was contaminated by radiation,
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As an Englishmen who lives very close to Stonehenge I would totally support this idea.
There is also a lesser known Woodhenge but that can just be sorted out with petrol.
YIC
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 07:42 AM
There is no doubt in my mind that getting rid of Stonehenge will also solve the crop circle problem as well.
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
I am all in favor of the destruction of Stonehenge, but I think calling for it to be annihilated by a nuclear blast is way too much.
It should be blown apart with TNT, and then a GODly 300 foot cross should be erected on the site, along with a church and True Christian gift shop.
None of that would be possible if the area was contaminated by radiation,
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I am fine with this, as long as the antinopomancy and rape are brought to a halt. It would be a bonus indeed if we could convert the pagan Irish to the One True Religion! They will either deservedly burn in Hell, or earn Heaven, so I am fairly ambivalent about that aspect of it actually.
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 09:48 AM
I don't understand at all why Stonehenge was never destroyed by Christians long ago.
If we could knock over Thor's Oak, couldn't we have destroyed this monument to satanism?
Oh well, I guess better late than never. I am fully on board with having it bulldozed.
Or could we possibly build a Church on the site? We could use the stones as support columns. Put some hard wooden pews in there, with some godly revival preaching and we will be able to better spread God's word on the skeleton of evil. What more powerful message could that send to our enemies?
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 10:21 AM
Amen!
The sight of people parading around in silly robes pretending to be certain about the existence of some nebulous spirit creatures while wishing out loud that these wholly imaginary beings can in some way intervene to make their lives better is sickening. They talk about sun spirits or some such drivel and do their human sacrificing in private, no doubt, telling themselves all the time that the poor wretch that dies for them is making their silly gods sit up and take notice of their needs.
It's pathetic superstitious claptrap and we should rightly petition for lawful means to kill them all in the name of Gods love. He sent his only son to die temporarily for our sins that we might be saved and they spit on Him with their every druid utterance.
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 10:23 AM
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As an Englishmen who lives very close to Stonehenge I would totally support this idea.
There is also a lesser known Woodhenge but that can just be sorted out with petrol.
YIC
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Not to mention Penge.
Which is basically the same.
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 02:03 PM
It has to be destroyed; atheism and other forms of paganism like Islam are overrunning England. If we are ever to make England American again we need to put a stop to all this "ancient" pagan rubbish Satan used to pre-steal England from Christ.
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 04:23 PM
Even the mooselimbs in Towelheadistan understand the moral imperative to destroy monuments to paganism.
If they can do it, why can't we?
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 06:05 PM
Hitler had the chance to bomb that place. Maybe he was more then a cathlic. Maybe he was also a wiccan.
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
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Hitler had the chance to bomb that place. Maybe he was more then a cathlic. Maybe he was also a wiccan.
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The similarities of Catholics and Wiccans do not end at the non-bombing of Stonehenge, brother. Consider the cross dressing, incense burning, sexually perverse, flesh eating behavior of both. Now tell me Hitler was not every bit as evil as John F. Kennedy! Both pagan Catholics. Both members of the Illuminati placed in power through dubious electoral means. Neither of them bombed Stonehenge. This is the greatest defense of the Biblical mandate to execute witches.
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 07:52 PM
Another proof that Stonhenge is cursed with black magic is that those stones has not fallen apart for a so long time. It's very clear that Satan is protecting them, as well as the Englanders who has built a fence around them, keeping Christians from knocking them down
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Re: Destroy Stonehenge! -
09-01-2012, 07:54 PM
As if the European Stonehenge was not enough, there is also an American Stonhenge, of course located in Godless New England
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Stonehenge
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This is of course the result of allowing immigrants into the United States from the foul land of Portugal. You can tell, because the craftsmanship is even worse than that of the Irish! One can hardly tell that they intended to portray phalli with their inferior masonry. But there is no doubt in my mind that those seed strewn stones were arranged to glorify Satan!
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Not to mention Penge.
Which is basically the same.
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