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Default I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-02-2010, 08:14 PM

Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-02-2010, 08:24 PM

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Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
Hello DarkAngel. Who the Hell is Angelique?


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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-02-2010, 08:25 PM

It's her sister, dummy.


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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-02-2010, 08:25 PM

You son of a biscuit eating bulldog! You didn't think I'd find out about you're cootie queen, did you?`You stupid lint licker!
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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-02-2010, 08:57 PM

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Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
Greetings DarkAngel563,

Many thanks for your introduction and please enjoy your short stay at the Landover Baptist Church.

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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-02-2010, 09:28 PM

Letting your child sit in front of the TV or computer screen unsupervised as a way to babysit them should be classified as a form of neglect.

Then again all of the liebral children would end up being taken away under that law, wouldn't they.


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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-03-2010, 05:40 PM

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Letting your child sit in front of the TV or computer screen unsupervised as a way to babysit them should be classified as a form of neglect.

Then again all of the liebral children would end up being taken away under that law, wouldn't they.

That would be almost as bad as teaching about God in pubic school, cause you know all thoses other fasle profits will ride in on it's coat tails!


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That would be almost as bad as teaching about God in pubic school, cause you know all thoses other fasle profits will ride in on it's coat tails!
Double D I sure wish you would expound on this, I would love to hear your thoughts. wait save them and you can scream them from the deepest recesses of hell! There is no bad time to teach the word of God or bad place either.

You might remember a little story about a guy named Daniel that found himself hanging out in a den of lions, some might feel that this would be a bad time and or place but it seems to have worked out for him.

I have never heard our Lord referred to as IT before, please explain why you believe that to be true.


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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-03-2010, 10:29 PM

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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-03-2010, 10:53 PM

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1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-03-2010, 10:59 PM

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So because his father was a homosexual, he tries to follows his fathers footsteps and be a homosexual too? Must be some lieberal Democrat voting hippie that takes LSD all day long and has no job.
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Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-03-2010, 11:15 PM

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I thought so, thanks for clarifying Mr.Jenkins

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I'd say the OP is unaware that Pogos™ are considered quite the delicacy in some non-American speaking parts of the semi-frozen wasteland in which I reside.



I would sound a note of caution tho: licking the stick after all the meat is gone is not recommended due to the dangers of splinters. Stay safe everyone!


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Double D I sure wish you would expound on this, I would love to hear your thoughts. wait save them and you can scream them from the deepest recesses of hell! There is no bad time to teach the word of God or bad place either.

You might remember a little story about a guy named Daniel that found himself hanging out in a den of lions, some might feel that this would be a bad time and or place but it seems to have worked out for him.

I have never heard our Lord referred to as IT before, please explain why you believe that to be true.

First "it's" is in reference to "teaching" Not the Lord.
Second, Teaching About The Lord is Special to Me.
I do not want it tought in Public schools because I know it would be taught
along with secular and pagen beliefs!
It's the same as Creation and Science, you want your kids coming home asking questions like that?
I know I don't want no intergration in my schools that I have pay my tax dollars for!


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Colin Cameron is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! - 07-04-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkAngel563 View Post
get your skis shined up grab a stick of juicy fruit the taste is gonna move ya take a sniff pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!!!!! POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
My apologies Darkanger563, but I only understand American English, and not this 'streetz talk' that is popular amongst heathens, fags and liberals who 'shake and groove' to 'hip hop' music which IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

Happy to have a civilized debate when you learn to communicate appropriately.

I would suggest reading KJV Bible 1611 cover to cover and then report back.

I pray this clarifies matters

YIC

Mr Colin Cameron
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