[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

When? - Saturday, January 19 - 3:00pm
Where? - The Senator McCarthy Fire Pit in George W. Bush Park (formerly Gabriel Park)
Why? - Video games are a vile scourge used by papists, sodomites, and liberals to corrupt our nation's youth! We intend to send a message to our elected representatives that video games are destructive and should be banned!
What to bring? - Any video games or video game systems you can get your hands on (X-bots, Wii, Gayboy, Playstations, Dreamworks, or the blasphemously named Genesis). It is January, so dress warm, but not too warm as we should soon have a raging bonfire to keep everyone nice and cozy! The Ladies of Landover will be providing hot chocolate for only $4 per cup, and marshmallows for roasting at only $2 each! All proceeds go to our operating fund.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Praise Jesus. What a splendid and inspired idea, Sister Mary. I've been waiting over thirty years for such an event to burn this despicable video game:



"Touch me," indeed. I don't think one needs to even flick the switch to turn it on.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Oh my! This wickedness has been going on that long? No more, I say! This first annual video game bonfire couldn't come soon enough!

[Mr Godwin]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

Oh my! This wickedness has been going on that long? No more, I say! This first annual video game bonfire couldn't come soon enough!

Oh my, Sister M&M, we of the Godwin household out here in Sin Fran couldn't agree more! Unfortunately there's a city ordinance against bonfires in our Nob Hill neighborhood. Poop on that, I say. We've decided to make the trip to Freehold. The boys and I have collected a goodly number of the satanic gadgets and gismos from the lockers of certain of my students at school. So to speak. Be expecting us. January 19th, that's just enough time to plan the trip. I've made flight reservations, and I've ordered my mother-in-law to get cracking on the packing, so to speak (oh and she will be coming along as well, so I certainly hope she can restrain herself from panicking on the plane, she's afraid of flying)

[Only time will tell]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

Video games are a vile scourge used by papists, sodomites, and liberals to corrupt our nation's youth!

If children were brought up correctly then wouldn't they be able to enjoy these games for their true purpose,
as entertainment and not some way to manipulate them.

that's just silly.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Only time will tell

If children were brought up correctly then wouldn't they be able to enjoy these games for their true purpose,
as entertainment and not some way to manipulate them.

that's just silly.

Children who are brought up correctly are too busy praying and studying the Bible when they're not doing their chores to have time for Satanic nonsense like video games.

[Only time will tell]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

Children who are brought up correctly are too busy praying and studying the Bible when they're not doing their chores to have time for Satanic nonsense like video games.

Children raised correctly will still find time in their day after bible study and chores and even dinner mayhap to do something else.

Not all children are slow in the head,
Not all children need to spend all night reading a book they may have already read.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Only time will tell

Children raised correctly will still find time in their day after bible study and chores and even dinner mayhap to do something else.

You'll be surprised to find out that I agree with you here.
A little street corner preaching does wonders in readying a young boy for the challenges of the modern world and getting him ready to head up a family.
A young girl has far more chores to do at home to be able to go out like that, but what free time she has can easily be put to use knitting or quilting.

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Sister,

Praise God for this holy idea!

I will be tossing on the fire almost all of my nephew's collection of Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) cartridges and accessories. These include:

A Boy and His Blob, wherein the hero has adventures with what appears to be his own wasted reproductive secretions:


Bible Buffet... we're not cafeteria Christians, when it comes to the Bible you better clean that plate, not pick and choose... plus, I just don't like the looks of that hot dog:



Bomberman, the original inspiration for 9/11:



Chubby Cherub, a celebration of kiddy porn:



Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf... on the fence about this one, as he is a great athlete... but this game does seem to be a likely source of teen gang violence, trying to be tough like Lee Trevino:



Rainbow Islands... didn't we all just know that Bubble Bobble would lead to this?



S.C.A.T., for the love of all that's holy!



There's just one game my nephew will get the keep the NES for, and that's as a reminder of all that President Reagan did to bring freedom to our Central American brothers:



Yours in Him,
bab

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

You'll be surprised to find out that I agree with you here.
A little street corner preaching does wonders in readying a young boy for the challenges of the modern world and getting him ready to head up a family.

How right you are sister! Amen!! Take a look at this little street preacher!! Blond hair and blue eyes, just like Jesus!!

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

A young girl has far more chores to do at home to be able to go out like that, but what free time she has can easily be put to use knitting or quilting.

And this young Christian lady is getting started on a career as a proper subservient female. Glory!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I was talking this over with some of the other Ladies of Landover and a couple of pastors and deacons at church today, and it occurred to us that because there is so much plastic in the demonic games, it wouldn't hurt to have a few more flammable materials in the fire pit as well. So if you have or can get your hands on any books that should be tossed in as well, it would be much appreciated.
We don't think there should be anything by that witch J.K. Rowling left that we didn't get on the last Harry Potter burning, but there are a lot of so-called "writers" left who persecute Christians.
The following "authors" and books will be preferred, but don't feel the need to just go with our suggestions...
Any video game related book
Steven Hawkings
Steven King
Elron Hubbard
Christopher Hitchens
Richard Hawkins
The Gold Compass
Michael Moore
Al Franken
Oprah Magazine
Charles Darwin
Silverfish Ravenpuff

The list goes on. No True Christian™ will have any of these in their library, but buy copies if you must, and visit your unsaved relatives this week to witness and check their bookshelves.

Thank you, and God bless.

[Father Thomas Martin]

What about these games?

Bible Adventures (Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, David and Goliath)
Bible Buffet
Bible Builder
Captain Bible in Dome of Darkness
Conflict in Jerusalem
Dance Praise
Exodus: Journey to the Promised Land
King of Kings
Super 3D Noah's Ark

They don't make games like this anymore...

[DJ Troll]

Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it and they don't care what you do with it after that. I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire. All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by DJ Troll

Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it and they don't care what you do with it after that. I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire. All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

Friend,

I am sad you have spent so much time here and His message of love has never entered your' cold heart. I will pray that one day His Divine Revelation fill you with the endless joy it fills us TRUE Christians™.

YIC
BJ Tabor

PS I forgive you for your' hate. I know God did not make you a good a person as He made us TRUE Christians™.

[DJ Troll]

I have a very close and personal relationship with God. My only problem is people who claim to be all high and mighty above anyone whose opinions vary from theirs. i have the read the bible many times cover to cover and it is a GREAT piece of FICTION. It was written by several men over hundreds of years. This in itself is flawed as not one man could not make all that up. The fact that there are so many translations out there and you guys claim to follow the one, unless you are reading the original texts which were written in Hebrew and Greek (Old Testament and New Testament respectively) there is going to be a wide margin of error and the people that originally translated it had to "wing" some of it.

So while I believe in GOD, I have a hard time believing any human being much less getting me to follow or financially support their beliefs. You people on this site are mean and hateful. I was led here thinking it was a joke, and y'all have yet to convince me other wise. If you guys are so serious about your beliefs, then why is there so much anti-God and anti-religious merchandise in your giftshop? I would buy some of it if I knew you wouldn't benifit from my hard earned money.

BTW: before you commence the slander, I am a white American hetrosexual married male.

[VictoryOS]

Friend, you claim to have a "very close and personal relationship with God", but then two sentences later you denounce the Bible as a work of fiction! Plus, you didn't even bother to capitalize the word "Bible"! You used the shift key several times in your post, so I know it can't be broken.

Your words make me think you've simply been led astray. You point to the fact that there are false translations of the Bible as proof of...something. You didn't really follow that one through. Those other versions are just Devil's Tools, sent to confuse us and lead us on the path to Damnation.

I pray that you will spend more time here on God's Own Forum. Maybe some of Jesus' Love will spill over on you and you'll be awash in the Glow of the Light of the Cross. Please don't cast aside the Holy Word just because it's the cool or popular thing to do. Take out your KJV1611 again and start reading...if you have any questions relating to the Scripture, please ask.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by DJ Troll

Hello all.
I wish I lived in Ohio so I could throw you guys into the fire.

You wish that you lived in Ohio? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that before.

Why such hatred? Does hearing God's Truth rattle your cage, demon?

BTW: Your threat to our congregation has been passed on to the DOF.

Originally Posted by BJ Troll

All the thought and creativity these artists put into their art and you're just going to destroy it. How shallow and narrowminded! YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

I would maintain that you are the narrow minded bigot here, trollboy. We True Christians™ discern between what is Godly and what is not. You mindlessly strive to preserve demonic books, music and video games that you KNOW will lead children into perversion and sin.

Besides, if you had ever actually read the Holy Bible, then you would know that such activities are blessed by God!

Acts 19:19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. 19:20 So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.

The first Christian book burning occurred when Paul's converts at Ephesus burned 50,000 silver pieces worth of books. Since a piece of silver was worth about a days wages, this would have been several million dollars worth of books! Praise Jesus!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by DJ Troll

YOU ARE ALL SHEEP!!!!!! BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA!

And proud of it!

Psalm 23:1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
23:2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
23:3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Isaiah 40:10 Behold, the Lord GOD will come with strong hand, and his arm shall rule for him: behold, his reward is with him, and his work before him.
40:11 He shall feed his flock like a shepherd: he shall gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are with young.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by DJ Troll

Hello all. LONG time lurker, but just now found something so appalling that I had to break my silence. You guys do know that once you buy these games and books, the artists already have their money from selling it

My dear Troll -

Thank you for your concern that we might be unintentionally lining the pockets of the Satanic authors of books, movies, and videogames that we burn. We, too, have thought of this problem.

For this reason, we rarely burn books or games shortly after their initial release. After all, our goal is not to enrich the evil, but to remove these horrible items from the reach of innocent young hands.

In that interest, we regularly comb garage sales, flea markets, and used bookstores, ensuring that the secondhand supply of these awful books, games, and movies are bought up. After all, a used bookstore cannot demand that more copies of Super Mario Galaxies be brought in for trade credit! In return, we become the best customers of our local used bookstores (there are LBC members all over the world, though most are within the United States and the most fortunate are in Freehold, er, Ohio(?)) and get called whenever anything on our "HIT LIST" comes in.

Sister M&M, are copies of Super Mario Gaylaxies appropriate for a burning? I have acquired five so far from local used bookstores and garage sales, and I must say . . . they're already FLAMING!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Sister M&M, are copies of Super Mario Gaylaxies appropriate for a burning?

Appropriate? They'll be the first into the flames!