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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-01-2010, 05:10 PM

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6014.lol what happened then?
Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge and were expelled from Eden. Duh.

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what about the modern human hunter-gatherers that were living in the Nile valley since 120 000yrs ago at the end of the middle pleistocene.they were not human then or what? who made them if god made humans 6014 years ago?
They didn't live there until 6014 years ago, because there was no universe to live in, as it hadn't been created yet. Because 120000 is more than 6014. How stupid are you?

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you see these huntergatherers were probably the forfathers of your beloved jesus.and they had sex everyday and they're population grew and then 100 000 years later or 120 000 later jesus came and sayd humans didnt exist pre 6014.thats what he thought,and now you think that becouse he thought that.
Jesus is God. He knows better how old the earth is than any radio-active atom, of course.

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think with your own mind for once.it doesnt add up.and before your god i am sure those hunter gatherers had some gods of they're own.
Stop blabbering about those "hunter-gatherers." They were all descendants of Adam and Eve, and lived less than 6014 years ago.

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and they also had some weird how the world was made theory of their own.
That is true. They hated God, and therefore invented science, to make up ridiculous lies about the earth being older than 6014 years.

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its all just mumbojumbo and the science proves it .
"the" science. Is there more than one science then?


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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-01-2010, 05:35 PM

i am sorry for my english.i am not a native speaker.but i try to type correctly.

there was no universe before 6014?are you kidding me.
you guys believe that?

so it all started 6014yrs back?lol

how did the mountains grow ?what about old rocks,howcome they exist if there was nothing pre6014yrs back?

what about all the fossils that were found and are clearly older then 6014yrs.
and the dinasour bones?the bible says nothing about dinosaurs so i guess they didnt even exist as far as the bible is concerned.

you see.its all mumbojumbo.are you going to say the dinosaurs did not exist?we have eveidence they did exist.and the evidence says it is older then 6014 years.WAAAAAAY OLDER!!!!

your all funny and blinded bye religion.sad sad thing that there is so many of you.
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-01-2010, 07:00 PM

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there was no universe before 6014?are you kidding me.
you guys believe that?
Yes we do, Captain Obvious.

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so it all started 6014yrs back?lol
What are you laughing about?

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how did the mountains grow ?what about old rocks,howcome they exist if there was nothing pre6014yrs back?
Partly they were created like they are 6014 years ago, but they likely increased in height during Noah's Flood.

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what about all the fossils that were found and are clearly older then 6014yrs.
I've never seen a fossil like that. What are you talking about? Can you give an example?

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and the dinasour bones?the bible says nothing about dinosaurs so i guess they didnt even exist as far as the bible is concerned.
Of course they did! The Book of Job accurately describes a Tyrannosaurus Rex:

Job 40:15-24:
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

You are one of the most ignorant persons I've ever met. If you want to learn more about dinosaurs, and the truth about when they lived and why they died, I gladly refer to Chick et al, 2007.

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you see.its all mumbojumbo.are you going to say the dinosaurs did not exist?we have eveidence they did exist.and the evidence says it is older then 6014 years.WAAAAAAY OLDER!!!!
They did exist, but they are not older than 6014 years. And hitting your Caps Lock key and adding exclamation marks and extra a's in the word "way" is not going to change anything about that. There is no evidence that the universe is older than 6014 years.

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your all funny and blinded bye religion.sad sad thing that there is so many of you.
When you use the word "by" as a preposition (like when you want to say: "blinded by religion"), you spell it without an "e." If you use the word as a greeting, as in "bye, see ya," then you use an "e." You are making this error on a structural basis, so I thought I should help you out.


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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-02-2010, 09:05 PM

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Of course they did! The Book of Job accurately describes a Tyrannosaurus Rex:

Job 40:15-24:
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

You are one of the most ignorant persons I've ever met. If you want to learn more about dinosaurs, and the truth about when they lived and why they died, I gladly refer to Chick et al, 2007.
one small hole in your t-rex theory
T-rex was a carnivore
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-03-2010, 10:46 AM

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one small hole in your t-rex theory
T-rex was a carnivore
1. How do you know it was? Have you studied it in the wild?
2. Read the Bible verse again, you idiot:

Job 40:15-24:
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

It eats both animals and grass. This means it was an omnivore.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-03-2010, 06:44 PM

so your saying t rex ate rocks?
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-05-2010, 09:20 PM

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so your saying t rex ate rocks?
Of course. That's what this passage says.

It's not strange at all, in fact. Even chickens do this. You are a very ignorant person.


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Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-17-2010, 03:29 AM

chickens do it to help them digest their diet of cornmeal and insects
not for nutrition. lots of herbivores do it to help grind up fibrous plant materials.

i dont see how any organism can survive on a diet of rocks
if t-rex ate rocks then how come their teeth is designed to cut flesh?
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Default Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees - 04-17-2010, 03:33 AM

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chickens do it to help them digest their diet of cornmeal and insects
not for nutrition. lots of herbivores do it to help grind up fibrous plant materials.

i dont see how any organism can survive on a diet of rocks
if t-rex ate rocks then how come their teeth is designed to cut flesh?
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