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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 03:10 AM

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Now, if Freehold, Iowa existed, I would come right over, and punch you straight in the nose. But since it doesn't, I waste my time arguing about a parady of a religion...

Why?... Why do you spend so much time on this forum, when the religion is all a parady of Christianity? Everything you believe is the exact opposite of Christianity... It's obvious it's not real beliefs, but my question is, why do you spend so much time defending it?...
Freehold does exist. Tell that to dozens of posters on here who live in the beautiful unincorporated gated community.

And where do you get "everything we believe is the exact opposite of Christianity"??? Can you point out a single instance where one of us has willfully disoebeyed any of the Bible's commandments? How am I mocking Christianity? You asked some questions, I provided scriptural references for backup. Obviously we all here read the Bible everyday.

I think you are just trying to worm out of the discussion because I had you pinned down by proving to you that Catholicism is a road to Hell. Then you resort to last-ditch efforts at saving face: "lost in translation". Have you done any philological research on the Bible? It is well-understood in philology circles that the KJV translations of the Greek and Hebrew are heads-and-shoulders better than any other English translation.

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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 03:14 AM

Here, read up on Freehold. It's really a nice place to live, but I'd doubt they'd let you in until you've done some serious soul searching and truly accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.



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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 05:00 AM

I'm new to this forum. I've spent the last hour and a half reading various threads on this forum. And I cannot believe how many personal attacks are visible here! This place is a joke, this thread being a HUGE testament to that.

I'm sure in the bible it tells all you "Christians" to respond to another person's questions, doubts, or "incorrect beliefs" with a scripture and an attack on their alleged sexual preference, or a family member, or another of other things seen on this site.

If this "church" has been around since 1620, why would it not have a larger influence on this country, or this world? If there were so many followers, why is the US in the state it's in?

So go ahead, tell me how stupid I am, how unchristian I am, and what it will be like for me in hell, all while avoiding all my questions.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 05:29 AM

You sure do have a lot of questions. Maybe you'd like to decide which one I answer?


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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 05:33 AM

I'm guessing you already have answers ready at the tips of your fingers. Address or answer what you like. My only request, if possible, is to leave what you or anyone else think(s) they know about me out of it.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 05:35 AM

The U.S.A. is the most powerful and wealthy nation on the Earth. Our Lord has surely spread his blessings over this continent (except for the Canadians and the Mexicans).


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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 05:38 AM

You are correct, regarding powerful and wealthy. Would you disagree that this country is being invaded by those that are not welcome or deserving? What about the fact that we have an astronomical debt to countries on the other side of the world? Would a country of Landover Baptist's let such a thing to happen?
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 05:43 AM

You make it sound like I'm president, or something. Why didn't you prevent the worldwide economic collapse if you know so much about it?


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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 05:51 AM

Thank you for proving my point and confirming my thoughts. Would anyone else care to take a stab, perhaps referring to the questions I asked?
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If this "church" has been around since 1620, why would it not have a larger influence on this country, or this world?
Simple, my young friend. As Jesus taught us, the path to Heaven is narrow, and the road to Hell is broads. Most people, in the US and around the world, choose enslavement to the sinful deathstyle over the freedom of God's many Laws. He said it would be so; most will exercise free will and find themselves in Hell for the choices they make.

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I just answered that!

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You are correct, regarding powerful and wealthy. Would you disagree that this country is being invaded by those that are not welcome or deserving?
Invaded? Goodness, they're already here! Fortunately, not at Landover, of course.
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What about the fact that we have an astronomical debt to countries on the other side of the world? Would a country of Landover Baptist's let such a thing to happen?
No, of course not! Landover's economists are followers of Ludwig von Mises, that is Austrian school economics, not that ridiculous "deficits are good" Keynesian fairy tales that Obama's people and the Fed central bankers believe in!


Edit: Oops, I see this is in the men's section. I'm sorry, Pastor, I know how you dislike it when I start talking economics and bashing Ben Bernanke in front of the menfolk.


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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 06:07 AM

Thank you for the reply. Now, gathered on the information posted in the beginning of this thread, is this information that I should take seriously? I mean, clearly you cannot be in charge of anything, which would include posting your own answer on this forum. And to add to that, you have cooties.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 06:10 AM

I also find the merchandise in the gift shop quite humorous. Hypocrisy at its finest!
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I just answered that!
Actually, not quite. Where are all the followers that could make a difference?
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Thank you for the reply. Now, gathered on the information posted in the beginning of this thread, is this information that I should take seriously? I mean, clearly you cannot be in charge of anything, which would include posting your own answer on this forum. And to add to that, you have cooties.
A True Christian™ woman is only subject to a True Christian™ man. Particularly, her husband, her father, or her Pastor.

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Actually, not quite. Where are all the followers that could make a difference?
You mean like our Beloved Leader Obama, one of our finest Stealth candidates? Why, he even pledged to overturn DOMA, and now has his lawyers defending it in court and comparing same-sex "marriage" to incest and child rape!

That Barry, he's quite a card!


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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2009, 06:23 AM

I am by no means an Obama fan boy. He's a joke! Plenty of false claims during the campaign, and no good changes since election, well, besides the extra 14 dollars I on my paycheck.
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I am by no means an Obama fan boy. He's a joke! Plenty of false claims during the campaign, and no good changes since election, well, besides the extra 14 dollars I on my paycheck.
There's hope for you yet, my friend!

Why not head on over to the Introductions forum (in the General Church Fellowship section), and tell us a bit about yourself? Likes, dislikes, what Bible version you read, a favorite verse or Bible story, things like that!


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I like drinking, woman and partying. Do you like men? I can't think of any other reason why you would never get a woman. I mean, it's one thing to not be able to get one. But to pretend none of them are worthy for you is pretty sad.
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You make no sense. Either you are retarded or drunk. Or perhaps you are a retarded drunk. Not for me to make that judgement, it is God's call. I'd feel sorry for you but you seem to have 'sorry' pretty well sewn up.

Perhaps, you merely need new glasses. Did you fail to see my Missus?
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Hmmm... someone can't respond to the simple question, Are you Gay? So you resort to insulting? Sad indeed...

I think this must be a forum of Gays!
So you are just a stupid drunk. Not an insult when it is a fact. You have confirmed this time and time again. Drunk and stupid will get you no where in life, son.
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And if that is your wife in your profile, and yourself in your avatar... LMFAO!!!
I'd like to see a picture of your boyfriend.
My wife is a gracious lady. And no, being you are incapable of inferring the fact, I am not gay, which explains why we have never met.


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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-24-2009, 09:04 AM

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are y'all serious? did God not say to treat others how you would like to be treated? would you like to be "Sent to a shed" if you were a woman and it was your time of the month? i mean yeah its gross but its life and that's pretty mean to say towards your wife considering you are supposed to love and cherish each other.

i read about this forum on another Forum i visit and wanted to check it out and read this and i just wanted to say that

I'm also a christian male, but i do not think that God wants you to think this way towards your wife.

also there's really no need to ban me for stating my opinion as i saw you did to some others.
I have to agree, I love my wife and I view her as my equal. That dose not mean that if an intruder broke into my house that I would expect her to deal with them, It just means that I would never in my life send her to a shed because she was on her period. What is wrong with you people? I have some contacts that I think you might need. There for a mental ward.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-24-2009, 09:25 AM

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I have to agree, I love my wife and I view her as my equal. That dose not mean that if an intruder broke into my house that I would expect her to deal with them, It just means that I would never in my life send her to a shed because she was on her period. What is wrong with you people? I have some contacts that I think you might need. There for a mental ward.
The question is: What is wrong with you? Sister Jenny has created a great hotel for women at their time of the month. She is simply following Biblical commandments...

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19And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
22And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. 23And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
Why do you feel it is okay for you to disregard the Word of God? Why do you feel that your wife should taint your household with uncleanliness?



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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-24-2009, 12:37 PM

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I have to agree, I love my wife and I view her as my equal.
Could you show me even one verse in the Holy Bible that says women are men's equal?


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That dose not mean that if an intruder broke into my house that I would expect her to deal with them,
Thanks for reopening old wounds...


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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