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Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
02-28-2017, 11:49 PM
I invite all humans, whether male or female, to venture to the Isle of Lesbos and embrace the passion found therein. No, not an actual journey to the island, although that is also pleasurable - I am speaking of embracing the virtues of woman-love because it is one of the purest forms of love endowed by the goddesses and gods of the world. In Lesbianism, one enjoys the honey and milk of human kindness, free from the piercing and penetration of the patriarchal phallus. No need for intrusions into the psyche, but instead a simple release of will, self, and physicality while inviting love, peace, and the matriarchal virtues of healing, childbirth, sensitivity, and sensuality into our hearts and minds. It matters not what gender you claim or what physical form your body takes. Won't you come with me to the Isle of Love - the Isle of Lesbos?
Won't you join me in blessing yourselves with the blessings that only one person can give to another? Won't you share joy and love and peace and freedom with another soul? Come with me now! Take my hand. I share with you my heart.
In secular pluralistic oneness,
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-01-2017, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq
I invite all humans, whether male or female, to venture to the Isle of Lesbos and embrace the passion found therein. No, not an actual journey to the island, although that is also pleasurable - I am speaking of embracing the virtues of woman-love because it is one of the purest forms of love endowed by the goddesses and gods of the world. In Lesbianism, one enjoys the honey and milk of human kindness, free from the piercing and penetration of the patriarchal phallus. No need for intrusions into the psyche, but instead a simple release of will, self, and physicality while inviting love, peace, and the matriarchal virtues of healing, childbirth, sensitivity, and sensuality into our hearts and minds. It matters not what gender you claim or what physical form your body takes. Won't you come with me to the Isle of Love - the Isle of Lesbos?
Won't you join me in blessing yourselves with the blessings that only one person can give to another? Won't you share joy and love and peace and freedom with another soul? Come with me now! Take my hand. I share with you my heart.
In secular pluralistic oneness,
Mike H.
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God's word on the subject may be found in Leviticus 20:13.
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-01-2017, 02:04 AM
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.. drivel .. drivel .. drivel .. the matriarchal virtues of healing, childbirth, sensitivity .. drivel .. more drivel .. yet more drivel
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It may have escaped your attention that if you have "gender reassignment" these experiences will still be denied you.
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-01-2017, 03:05 AM
I am having no such procedure. I am a man, but I am also a woman in that I am human.
We must embrace our personhood and express it as the mother we all have inside of us. Being a lesbian spiritually does not require the sexual act. It simply requires that nurturing and grace that all women possess, and I invite that to possess me.
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-01-2017, 03:10 AM
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I am having no such procedure. I am a man, but I am also a woman in that I am human.
We must embrace our personhood and express it as the mother we all have inside of us. Being a lesbian spiritually does not require the sexual act. It simply requires that nurturing and grace that all women possess, and I invite that to possess me.
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-01-2017, 04:49 AM
Hiya Mike the Kike,
So is this the new one for this week?
You've tried everything else so now you are going to be a hermaphrodite?
I do pray for you sometimes, you know?
YIC
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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-01-2017, 08:38 AM
Is this, like, what you're supposed to say in order to use the gender-neutral bathroom?
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-01-2017, 09:35 AM
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Is this, like, what you're supposed to say in order to use the gender-neutral bathroom?
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I think he's fresh out of one of those Pick-up Artist boot camps and is trying a new line.
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-03-2017, 03:32 PM
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I think he's fresh out of one of those Pick-up Artist boot camps and is trying a new line.
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Another possibility for his motive is this. If the Jews honey up to lesbians they think we Christians will forget they killed Jesus. We will not forget. Jesus suffered.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-03-2017, 09:47 PM
Embracing lesbianism as a Male. This is a fancy way of saying corrective rape, right?
Speaking of, I have some theological questions regarding the practice of corrective rape.
As a widowed man, should I engage in the practice of saving lesbian souls by participating in this practice? In countries where it is legal, of course.
If yes, am I required to marry her? I mean, studies have shown that corrective rape is more effective when performed several hundred times in the span of a few days. No single man has such stamina, resulting in multiple like-minded men congregating to fulfill their repugnant but necessary soul-saving duties. They can't all marry her. So how does Jesus deal with this come the court hearings of Judgement? Are there special provisions for sex out of wedlock in the course of forcible salvation?
I only want to know because it is my duty as a Christian to bring as many sinners as I can into the ranks of God's Soldiers, and if I should be spending time in. oh, say Japan doing my humble best to bring another soul into the ranks of the righteous, the sooner I know, the better!
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-03-2017, 10:28 PM
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Are there special provisions for sex out of wedlock in the course of forcible salvation?
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Brother Des, Deuteronomy 7:1-4 seems to apply here in certain cases: for example, should the lesbian be a Hittite, Girgashite, Amorite, Canaanite, Perizzite, Hivite or Jebusite then marriage is specifically prohibited. I think this would constitute a special provision, don't you?
Unfortunately, the Japanite woman is not mentioned. I am sorry not to be more helpful here, but this seems like a question for a pastor.
YiC
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-04-2017, 01:08 AM
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I invite all humans, whether male or female, to venture to the Isle of Lesbos and embrace the passion found therein. No, not an actual journey to the island, although that is also pleasurable - I am speaking of embracing the virtues of woman-love because it is one of the purest forms of love endowed by the goddesses and gods of the world.
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Technically I am a lesbian - a woman is the only thing that I would touch with mine. (And very productive it has been too. )
What exactly are you getting at?
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Re: Embracing Lesbianism as a Male -
03-08-2017, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Brother Des, Deuteronomy 7:1-4 seems to apply here in certain cases: for example, should the lesbian be a Hittite, Girgashite, Amorite, Canaanite, Perizzite, Hivite or Jebusite then marriage is specifically prohibited. I think this would constitute a special provision, don't you?
Unfortunately, the Japanite woman is not mentioned. I am sorry not to be more helpful here, but this seems like a question for a pastor.
YiC
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This clears things up. Chinks are Amorites.
Not that I would wish to partake in such an unpleasant endeavor, mind you. But now should I ever find myself in, oh, say Africa where a group of Japanese lesboids have congregated for a 3-day weekend workshop/retreat paid for by an unknown benefactor, and should somehow have me be in the company of a group of correction therapists, I could perform my unsavory but Godly duty free of guilt.
But like anything of the sort would ever happen, ha ha! Right? Ha ha! Right?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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