[Yea-tho-we-walk]

My daughter and oddly even my wife just signed on to ChristianMingle online dating. Like most of us who are cuckoo for Jesus, I carefully read their sign-up requirements and was horrified to see they never once claim too be against anal sex, bestiality or any other type of sodomy! If they weren't promoting anal sex, they certainly would have mentioned it in their mission statement. IMO, ChristianMingle is just another one of Satan's trick's too transform our daughters into crack whores and I strongly advise everyone to beware of this site. Luckily both my wife and daughter are former sex offenders and aren't allowed on any dating sites by law. But if there are any forum members who are not on the national sex offender registry, stay away from these demonic sites!

[Faith_Machine]

Thank you for the timely warning, brother! I'm a mite confused, though, as to why you would allow your daughter or wife to sign up for a dating site? I can understand needing to get your daughter married off as soon as possible, but don't you think an arranged marriage site would be more appropriate?

As for your wife, I hardly think that it's healthy for her to be dating men! That will only distract from her housekeeping and farming duties.

Unless...

Well I guess if they joined this site in order to find new people to witness to...

No, no, this is just all wrong! Why are you even allowing them in your computer room at all?

[herbertLovesGod]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

No, no, this is just all wrong! Why are you even allowing them in your computer room at all?

Computer rooms need cleaning too.

As for promoting anal sex, don't you think your going a little far. The term Christian implies godly behaviour and would not therefore be required to be on the mission statement. The bible also clearly states that there shall be no brokeback mountain type action allowed.

Post pictures of your women, I'm sure there are quite a few good christians willing to help take the burden of having a daughter and wife off your hands.

Servant Herbert.

[Faith_Machine]

I checked out the site's list of Christian Dating Do's and Don'ts, and was immediately struck by the large amount of BS contained therein:

Can I have sex if I am a single Christian?

God is looking for holy people. Christian mates who will not destroy his temple by giving themselves to multiple partners. "Do you know that you are a temple of God and that the Spirit of God dwells in you. If any man destroys the temple of God, God will destroy him, for the temple of God is holy and that is what you are." I Cor. 3:16.

The bible tells us to flee fornication. Keep your temple clean and look for others who are doing the same. The Lord understands that you are flesh and have weaknesses. Nevertheless, He does not want you to be used and abused by others who care only to take advantage of you. God desires that you find a mate who will not just serve you with their body, but physically, mentally, socially, financially and spiritually. He wants you to have the "total package. This is why He ordained marriage. Therefore, that one person can get the whole package. It is better to receive the total package, then receive just ¼ of it!

Gee, and all this time, I thought we were refraining from rutting around like animals in a barnyard because God hates fornication and will cast us down into Hell if we indulge in it. I thought we fled fornication because it pleased the Lord to see us living right. SILLY ME! It turns out the real reason we abstain from premarital sex is so we can get something for ourselves, i.e., the above-mentioned "total package."

How important is spiritual wisdom in my choice for a mate?

Christian singles should carry biblical wisdom in seeking a Christian match. The more we grasp all that earthly relationships are intended to be, the better we can understand what Godly relationship are supposed to be. Christian spiritual insight says that "man should gain understanding." How can a man relate to a woman if he can not understand her? So seeking understanding is very important...

Hmmm...

"Christian spiritual insight" says something? How about quoting scripture and telling us what that says, instead of telling us what this "Christian spiritual insight" supposedly says?

Moreover, what's this crap about relating to women and understanding them? Isn't that what their fag friends are for?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Can I have sex if I am a single Christian?

See this is why Rick Santorum wants to get rid of all access to birth control in America. God doesn't even want us asking questions like this. It shouldn't even come up for discussion. Sex is not an option for single people. That's why God invented (straight normal) marriage.