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Default Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-18-2014, 10:28 AM

All True Christians™ are well aware that soccer is a homer game. See this for proof. All soccer players are therefore by definition, dirty faggots.
Why then are they even bothering with this?
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Gay soccer players at the World Cup in Brazil should declare their sexuality to help make gays and lesbians accepted around the world, U.N. Human Rights Commissioner Navi Pillay said on Monday.
"I encourage players, sports people to declare their sexual orientation without fear," she told reporters in Geneva.
"That's the only way they will find the right to sexual orientation accepted. They are role models, it's important to send this message to their fans as well," Pillay said, adding that it was "a shame, in this day and age", that people "had to hide who they really are".
She was speaking after addressing a meeting on equality in sports on the sidelines of the U.N. Human Rights Council, where she also spoke out against discrimination on the grounds of race or disability.
"There's an increasing realisation that combatting discrimination requires more than superficial measures that do not change attitudes or address the root causes of inequality," she told the meeting.
Pillay also warned governments that bid for major sporting competitions that they needed to give far more thought to how their bid would affect human rights.
It doesn't make sense. Every player is a fag, as are all their supporters.


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Default Re: Fags gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-18-2014, 10:51 AM

Sister,

I was aware that soccer is devilish and Satanic but the images you posted are the vilest I could imagine. And even worse than that.

I looked at some of the "results" and it seems God is also punishing the nations He hates the most with disastrous results:
Portugal apparently lost its match
Belgium was in dire straits but won against some mooselimbs eventually.
No surprise.



Bless you, Sister, for alerting us!

2 Corinthians 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.


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Default Re: Fags gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-18-2014, 10:54 AM

God should smite the whole country of Brazil. That way he could get rid of most of the world's fags in one fell swoop.
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Default Re: Fags gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-19-2014, 02:32 AM

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God should smite the whole country of Brazil. That way he could get rid of most of the world's fags in one fell swoop.
It seems your prayers are being answered, Sister. One by one God is targeting teams from the countries that are the vilest and the most sodomitic. Godless, catlick, papist, catamite-consuming Spain was the last one to feel God's WRATH. And in such a subtle but effective way! They lost to Chile (had to look that country up, it seems Chile consists of a shoreline that ends at vertical cliffs ten yards inland) by the act of God and now the country is in turmoil. The king abdicated because of this and we'll be seeing many more signs of the end of times soon, I'm certain.

The popularity of this 'soccer' can only be explained by the extreme increase in homersex before rapture. Don't get me wrong. As a manly man I enjoy watching synchronized swimming, diving and figure skating as much as any straight guy but I can stomach no sissy homersports.

1 Kings 15:12
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

Brothers and Sisters, this is about to happen. Right now.

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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-19-2014, 03:42 AM

So the Spanish fags play the Austrian fags next in a 'dead' game. With nothing at stake for either team, other than gay pride, the match sounds like it will be an R rated affair.
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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-19-2014, 03:50 AM

Soccer has long been established as the gayest of sports. It's one of the many reasons why Jesus loves America above all other nations. We don't care for sports that feature homers prancing around a field for 90 minutes, only to finish the game with a 0-0 tie score!



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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-19-2014, 08:35 PM

Even Google agrees:

Apparently representing England vs Uruguay.
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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-19-2014, 08:48 PM

Looks like our gardeners have won? They better not have a hangover tomorrow, there are more important lawns that need to be cut.


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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-20-2014, 02:33 AM

As I predicted, one by one God is humiliating godless nations supposedly great in manpower. Take UK. Tens of millions of people, probably mostly homers by now, lose to the tiny Urugay (only three million homers)! Without Divine intervention, how could this be! You said it! It couldn't!

And the UK player seen here uses his time in practising moves for sodomistic classical ballet instead of kicking heathens' butt!





Of course, this is not the first time God has warned UK players of sissyball. In 1986 God ACTUALLY SCORED A GOAL WITH HIS HAND against England when they played with Algeria aka Evitaland.

These players should concentrate on prayers!


Proverbs 13:11
Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.

Is there worse vanity or idolatry than childish play and running with 'balls' in vain race after sodomistic friends and fleeting rectal pleasures! Again, God's prophecy is fullfilled and these homer players shall see how their fortunes are diminished.

GOD IS GREAT, HIS HAND IS MIGHTY! Praise GOD!!




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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 06-25-2014, 07:15 AM

Yes! More and more signs of Divine Intervention in the Sissyballs World Championships! Papist Vatican-ruled sodomite-world-capital Capitolium-of-catamitelovers ITALY is eliminated by Urinegay aka God's Will.

There's more to come! actual acts of oral caressing and buccal sodomy were documented between a Urine-gayan player and an Italian. Here's an image of the aftermath with the Urine-gay's jaws almost dislocated and the Italian's arm in pain after a heavy petting session. What a humiliating loss for the most sodomitic nation on earth and the urine-gayish ball-player IS GOING TO HAVE HIS CAREER IN JEOPARDY AS WELL.



Here the papists are caressing each other in mutual fornication after their defeat.


GOD is real! GOD IS INVOLVED IN EVERYDAY GAMES AND MATCHES TO ENHANCE His Will! Praise God!



Acts 15:20 But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and from fornication, and things strangled, and blood.


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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-02-2014, 01:28 PM

Ann Coulter has written a very good article
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If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.
For more, go to the link.
It's a shame she didn't mention the homersexural aspect of it, but I imagine that her article was censored.
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As always Ann Coulter's husband knows it like it is. Why he always let's his ugly wife do the talking is a mystery to me.


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As always Ann Coulter's husband knows it like it is. Why he always let's his ugly wife do the talking is a mystery to me.
She's not ugly at all! She's very classy. People mistake me for her on the street sometimes. I'm always so honored when that happens.



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Any decent Christian man will find this to be ugly.



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Any decent Christian man will find this to be ugly.

That's the absence of fat, Brother. I have the same thing.



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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-07-2014, 09:10 AM

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Sorry to tell you, but you don't get to decide what decent Christians find ugly or not.
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Sorry to tell you, but you don't get to decide what decent Christians find ugly or not.
Friend, Brother Cranky has seen more women in his days than you have seen jpg's. I represent the True Christian youth when I say I totally agree with him, so there's a massive age range of True Christians who absolutely think she looks hideous.

Sister Mary, do you think you can get that fixed? I mean, I know God made you that way and all, but, every time during our weekly Heavenly Sky-pe briefings I tend to get distracted by it and think back of the unfortunate misunderstanding in Phucket.


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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-07-2014, 07:12 PM

Are you sure you're not just pissed because USA is now out of the world cup after losing against Belgium? And remember the 1994 world cup was in your country, thanks to it the soccer is so popular now in the USA. Do you remember Striker? He was the mascot in that world cup


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Are you sure you're not just pissed because USA is now out of the world cup after losing against Belgium?
Yes, I am sure of that. Soccer couldn't be less relevant.

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Of course not. We couldn't care less.

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Default Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup" - 07-07-2014, 08:02 PM

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Yes, I am sure of that. Soccer couldn't be less relevant.

I don't think you see it as irrelevant, since you dedicated a whole post to it 4 years ago and is still getting responses

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What? What are you talking about? Do you think EVERYTHING has to do with perverted stuff and sex? You seriously have problems
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