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Default Re: Here I am, here in my Hummer - 06-27-2014, 12:10 AM

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And I nearly understood Ku-Klux-Klan...
Oh my, JimmiGerman. An easy mistake to make
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Default Re: Here I am, here in my Hummer - 06-27-2014, 06:25 AM

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Oh my, JimmiGerman. An easy mistake to make
Maybe. Btw. it doesn't like me personally if people wear hoods. Who doesn't show his face is a coward or a terrorist or only the devil knows what, but anything but a honourable person. And I don't like masked and hateful individuals who would stand around a burning cross. So each country in the world has its own face of evil.

The US team lost yesterday - not unexpectedly I guess. However, I'm sure that, if those ones who are American football stars would play in a US soccer team instead, they became world's champions. This is not a joke.

Okay, but to cheer you up a little again, I would say the Hummer is quite a good car, and I wished I had one. ... pfffff... hahahaha THIS is a joke!

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(...except Hummer drivers and the KKK - but that doesn't mean he wouldn't like removal van drivers at all)
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Default Re: Here I am, here in my Hummer - 06-28-2014, 08:56 AM

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Maybe. Btw. it doesn't like me personally if people wear hoods. Who doesn't show his face is a coward or a terrorist or only the devil knows what, but anything but a honourable person. And I don't like masked and hateful individuals who would stand around a burning cross. So each country in the world has its own face of evil.

The US team lost yesterday - not unexpectedly I guess. However, I'm sure that, if those ones who are American football stars would play in a US soccer team instead, they became world's champions. This is not a joke.

Okay, but to cheer you up a little again, I would say the Hummer is quite a good car, and I wished I had one. ... pfffff... hahahaha THIS is a joke!

Jesus loves you all!

(...except Hummer drivers and the KKK - but that doesn't mean he wouldn't like removal van drivers at all)
Soccer is a girls sport.


Real men play football.




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Default Re: Here I am, here in my Hummer - 06-28-2014, 04:15 PM

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Default Re: Here I am, here in my Hummer - 06-28-2014, 04:26 PM

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Sure...

Boy you said you was russian and technically wise, but how you can't even post a proper image on a message board?


It always disapoints me when I can do something better than a white man other than basketball and tap dancing.

Makes me think he ain't a real Russian but some kinda Usbekistan borat mf.....


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Default Re: Here I am, here in my Hummer - 06-28-2014, 04:55 PM

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Boy you said you was russian and technically wise, but how you can't even post a proper image on a message board?


It always disapoints me when I can do something better than a white man other than basketball and tap dancing.

Makes me think he ain't a real Russian but some kinda Usbekistan borat mf.....
Only 'cause it's too large? It can't be large enough to make you see!

Never mentioned I'm a Russian. You're suffering from hallucinations? Do you drink Russian vodka secretly...? Let it be, it's not good for you!

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Default Re: Here I am, here in my Hummer - 06-28-2014, 05:41 PM



My God & Jesus, Pastor Jerome, and here I thought the tanning bed had gone out of style. If not I shall seek to get one in my Hummer before the neighbors notice my lack.
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