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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-10-2006, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
God runs the entire universe, why should my petty life be any different? Besides, I remember what happened perfectly: You claimed molecules were alive, in this post. Me, Al, Salvation Seeker, and everyone else disagreed with you. Then Jesus entered into you and showed you the error of your ways, remember?
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I think that she even claimed that molecules were made up of cells. There was certainly one pathetic sinner who did that. It must have been hellcat, we have never had anyone else here that dumb and ignorant.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-10-2006, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
I think that she even claimed that molecules were made up of cells. There was certainly one pathetic sinner who did that. It must have been hellcat, we have never had anyone else here that dumb and ignorant.
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Yes, she swung wildly between claiming cells and molecules were the same and that molecules were made up of cells. Now she's trying to claim that Al somehow agreed with her idiotic babbling.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-10-2006, 11:57 PM
Goodness, how can we extract these demons that appear to have infested her beyond all hope? Or has she just set herself up to be an example of what disobedience to God's Word can do to one's mental capabilities!
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Goodness, how can we extract these demons that appear to have infested her beyond all hope? Or has she just set herself up to be an example of what disobedience to God's Word can do to one's mental capabilities!
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I fear it is beyond all hope. That she is an example of what disobedience to God's Word can do to one's mental capabilities is true. We can use her to advantage in this fashion. Here is someone so ignorant and stupid that they think molecules are made up of cells. It is so difficult to understand how someone could believe that.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 05:57 AM
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Not you! You said the same thing I did, Al! It was Salvo Seeker who prooved us both wrong.
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That's absurd. The most absurd nonsense I've heard in my life. He said nothing of the sort. He kept trying to correct you. You are just so ignorant and stupid that you don't realise how much more than you normal people know.
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Bacterium are not molecules. Cells are not molecules. a molecule is an aggregate of two or more atoms in a definite arrangement held together by chemical bonds.
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Who but you could ever think that molecules are made up of cells. You are the only person on earth who has ever believed that. It's so queer. Everyone knows that atoms bound together make up molecules that are the basic building blocks of elements.
Cells are are off on another plain -- something quite different.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 06:08 AM
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Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault, but killing someone is.
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That is a classic comment, Icky, classic. Slugging someone in the face is a serious assault. Pushing them is a minor assault.
as·sault
2. Law. an unlawful physical attack upon another; an attempt or offer to do violence to another, with or without battery, as by holding a stone or club in a threatening manner.
An assault is the least form of attack -- you only have to offer to attack someone to have committed assault. You can committ assault without even touching someone.
Slugging someone in the face, is, as Pastor Al has said, "battery". A more serious crime than assault.
Aren't you Pagans lovey sweet people. "You're on the fast track to a fist in the face", "slugging someone in the face".
This is the language of a violent and degenerate sinner Iky. The sort of talk one would expect from a baby-eating, cat-skinning heathen who is on intimate terms with the horned god and who romps skyclad in the woods with Satan himself.
You need to read the KJV1611 from cover to cover, repent, accept the Lord as your saviour and start a tithing regimen to Landover as soon as possible.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
This is the language of a violent and degenerate sinner Iky. The sort of talk one would expect from a baby-eating, cat-skinning heathen who is on intimate terms with the horned god and who romps skyclad in the woods with Satan himself.
You need to read the KJV1611 from cover to cover, repent, accept the Lord as your saviour and start a tithing regimen to Landover as soon as possible.
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I suppose that if I didn't fear the Lord God Almighty I might be out there slugging the next random person I saw, eating babies, having promiscuous homosexual sex and raping women every chance I got too. What would stop me? There would be no repercussions, EVER! Thankfully, the Lord has opened my eyes to the evil of these ways, and has shown me a new Way--the Way to Heaven! PRAISE JESUS for I am set FREE from my evil nature!
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
I suppose that if I didn't fear the Lord God Almighty I might be out there slugging the next random person I saw, eating babies, having promiscuous homosexual sex and raping women every chance I got too.
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One of these things is not like the others...
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 07:28 PM
You tell em, Virginia. I remember the first time I raped you, it was like magic, I tell you.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 08:35 PM
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One of these things is not like the others...
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True. Everything mentioned is a sin against God except one!
"Raping" women is fine, so long as he pays the woman's father for the privilege and takes the woman as one of his wives:
Deuteronomy 22: 28-29
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 10:05 PM
"Rape" is really just a neologism invented by carpet-munching feminazis to excuse the perverse absence of any natural heterosexual desire in their demon-possessed bodies. Why not use a less biased phrase, like "have sex," "make love," or "teach a lesson?"
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia Dentata
"Rape" is really just a neologism invented by carpet-munching feminazis to excuse the perverse absence of any natural heterosexual desire in their demon-possessed bodies. Why not use a less biased phrase, like "have sex," "make love," or "teach a lesson?"
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Those are some mighty big words you're using, Virginia. You sure don't sound like a Landover Lady.
Are you sure you're not a man, or a closet Lezbean who has taken to educating herself without her Husband's permission?
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12-11-2006, 10:52 PM
I'm just fighting fire with fire, my friend. It's sad, but most liberals will turn a blind eye to any argument, even one rooted in divine Scripture, that does not include such "big words," in spite of rarely knowing what said words mean. I am most definitely a Landover Lady... or at least I'm trying to become one. God bless.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-11-2006, 11:43 PM
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That's absurd. The most absurd nonsense I've heard in my life. He said nothing of the sort. He kept trying to correct you. You are just so ignorant and stupid that you don't realise how much more than you normal people know.
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Who but you could ever think that molecules are made up of cells. You are the only person on earth who has ever believed that. It's so queer. Everyone knows that atoms bound together make up molecules that are the basic building blocks of elements.
Cells are are off on another plain -- something quite different.
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Whatever. I don't care. This discussion happened when? A long time ago... I already admitted I was wrong, so why keep dragging it on?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-19-2006, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood (only my own, I've had someone drink my blood)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. (PORN)
30-Makes Satanic symbols and violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homersexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.
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I thought -going by your little signs- I'd find out how right you are to call me a goth.
All the points that reflect me are in bold red. Oh 27, is that bad?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-19-2006, 01:20 PM
You wear nailpolish? So then you admit that you are a fag. Jesus hates that, boy!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-19-2006, 01:45 PM
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You wear nailpolish? So then you admit that you are a fag. Jesus hates that, boy!
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By his own words... he is a fornicator but, PRAISE THE LORD, not a twice hellbound hommer.
And THE BIBLE is clear against Man using women's CLOTHES, he's lucky that I remember no reference to nailpolish...
Pastor have patiente, he is rash and likes to shock, but DO READ what he marked, he accepts "EXCESSIVE", he only says that because in his heart he knows he's being a spoilt brat and not doing THE RIGHT THING!
But there is still a lot to do to bring him to JESUS, he is by is own admitance, a fornicator, a blasphamer, into BDSM, Heavy metal music and a goth wannabe.
And yet he is usually respectful when addressing us and seldom does he use vulgar words or bad grammar.
Patiente and PRAISE THE LORD!
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-19-2006, 01:53 PM
No self-respecting Man would wear nailpolish. Only homers do that. Case closed; the boy is a sodomite. He needs to get in touch with the very successful BASH program, and I mean today!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-19-2006, 02:23 PM
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No self-respecting Man would wear nailpolish. Only homers do that. Case closed; the boy is a sodomite. He needs to get in touch with the very successful BASH program, and I mean today!
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You must be right Brother.
May THE LORD have mercy on his sinful soul!
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
12-20-2006, 10:46 AM
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You wear nailpolish? So then you admit that you are a fag. Jesus hates that, boy!
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Yes, clearly. Shame I'm not attracted to men though.
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But there is still a lot to do to bring him to JESUS, he is by his own admitance, a fornicator, a blasphamer, into BDSM, Heavy metal music and a goth wannabe.
And yet he is usually respectful when addressing us and seldom does he use vulgar words or bad grammar.
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Yea, so expect the same in return.
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No self-respecting Man would wear nailpolish.
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I obviously have no self-respect.
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Case closed; the boy is a sodomite. He needs to get in touch with the very successful BASH program, and I mean today!
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BASH? Being A Succesful Homosexual? I don't want to be gay, and am not gay. Don't push me towards it.
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