[SonofaPreacherMan]

Amen. Woman was made to serve us men. When I was growin' up, that's the way it was in my grandpa's house. Grandma stayed in the kitchen and the guys stayed in the den. Grandma only came into the den to give the guys a glass of milk or a sandwich. All these sissyboys on this forum need to man up and tell that woman to get back in the kitchen and make somethin' to eat. They also better make sure laundry is done and clean the house spotless.

[T-J-R!]

I am a woman and I am not inferior. I know of men who have been shot in the head and survived too.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

TJR, please don't listen to these mean SOB's.....they have the small problem of literally following what the bible says. Which just goes to show the quality of that book, doesn't it?

[thydavidcome]

As much as I hate Saudi Arabia, they have good laws for the women. They cant drive, they cant be seen, if they cheat they get stoned to death, they can be beaten with a stick as large as the thumb.

[Kane_06]

Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles

What I don't understand is why women are allowed to go to college-that one escapes me.

Haha! Cause they get better grades than us and we feel inferior!
Seriously dude... have you even been to college?

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Kane_06

Haha! Cause they get better grades than us and we feel inferior!
Seriously dude... have you even been to college?

All True Christians™ are Home-schooled.
Never harmed me none.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Talitha

All True Christians™ are Home-schooled.
Never harmed me none.

Shouldn't that be "Never harmed me any?"
"Never harmed me none" is a double negative.

[Kane_06]

Originally Posted by SonofaPreacherMan

Amen. Woman was made to serve us men. When I was growin' up, that's the way it was in my grandpa's house. Grandma stayed in the kitchen and the guys stayed in the den. Grandma only came into the den to give the guys a glass of milk or a sandwich. All these sissyboys on this forum need to man up and tell that woman to get back in the kitchen and make somethin' to eat. They also better make sure laundry is done and clean the house spotless.

My oh my! Serious issues here!
Are you freakin kidding???
Women... INFERIOR???

You know what my wife does for a living? She is a Necromancer!
Ok seriously, she is an Anaesthetist Doctor. In other words she is the one in the hospital who injects a variety of drugs to the patient before an operation to put him "to sleep". Once the operation is over, she injects him with other drugs in order to "wake him up".
Now the patients are not truly asleep, what actually happens when a patient is injected those drugs, is that he basically dies. There is no way of resurrecting him unless the right amount of the right balance of drugs are administered to him.

The doctors who perform the operations are never the ones to "put the patient to sleep"... WHY? Simply because they do not have the 6 years of specialized medical training followed by the required 6 years working as a registrar before registering as a specialist anaesthetist. Its a highly stressful job, loaded to the brim with heavy responsability. The dosages of each drugs used must be meticulously recalculated to meet the needs for every patient.

There is no place for mistake in this domaine, if the dosage of one of the drug is a tad too strong, the patient can easily die with no hopes of reanimation. If one of them is insufficient, all sorts of none pleasant things will happen... My wife keeps people between life and death everyday, and without her skills so many innocents would of had died already, as people with her career and skills are very rare and highly in demand in hospitals. Fortunately she has not yet failed to reanimate anyone up t'ill now, which is pretty freakin remarkable considering the high complexity of it all.

What is my path in life? I'm a dentist! Not exactly your Walmart job you'll agree, but not comparable to what my honey accomplishes nevertheless!

So, following your logic, you would advise me to tell my wife
"Sorry honey, you might not know it, and every person that has ever known you through your career, your education, or your artistic talents might not be aware of it, but you are infact stupid and inferior to me because I am a man! So how about leaving behind the amizing career so little people in this planet can ever come close to accomplishing, and your numerous talents, to become my personal slave. Never mind the loads of money your making, and the numerous lives your saving, never mind your 147 IQ, and your dreams and ambitions, you are meant for nothing more than cooking my dinner, cleaning my messes and bearing me as many children as it is humanly possible to produce. The reason? Your reproductive system is interior instead of being exterior. Now now dear, stop being so freakin amazing and brilliant! You were meant to be inferior so start acting like it, your a female after all."

So would THAT make me more of a man???

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit

Shouldn't that be "Never harmed me any?"
"Never harmed me none" is a double negative.

I was double sure it never harmed me none when I typed it.

[Kane_06]

Originally Posted by SonofaPreacherMan

Amen. Woman was made to serve us men. When I was growin' up, that's the way it was in my grandpa's house. Grandma stayed in the kitchen and the guys stayed in the den. Grandma only came into the den to give the guys a glass of milk or a sandwich. All these sissyboys on this forum need to man up and tell that woman to get back in the kitchen and make somethin' to eat. They also better make sure laundry is done and clean the house spotless.

My oh my! Serious issues here!
Are you freakin kidding???
Women... INFERIOR???

You know what my wife does for a living? She is a Necromancer!
Ok seriously, she is an Anaesthetist Doctor. In other words, she is the one in the hospital who injects a variety of drugs to the patient before an operation to put him "to sleep". Once the operation is over, she injects him with other drugs in order to "wake him up".
Now the patients are not truly asleep, what actually happens when a patient is injected those drugs, is that he basically dies. There is no way of resurrecting him unless the right amount of the right balance of drugs are administered to him.

The doctors who perform the operations are never the ones to "put the patient to sleep"... WHY? Simply because they do not have the 6 years of specialized medical training followed by the required 6 years working as a registrar before registering as a specialist anaesthetist. Its a highly stressful job, loaded to the brim with heavy responsability. The dosages of each drugs used must be meticulously recalculated to meet the needs for every patient.

There is no place for mistake in this domaine, if the dosage of one of the drug is a tad too strong, the patient can easily die with no hopes of reanimation. If one of them is insufficient, all sorts of none pleasant things will happen... My wife keeps people between life and death everyday, and without her skills so many innocents would of had died already, as people with her career and skills are very rare and highly in demand in hospitals. Fortunately she has not yet failed to reanimate anyone up t'ill now, which is pretty freakin remarkable considering the high complexity of it all.

What is my path in life? I'm a dentist! Not exactly your Walmart job you'll agree, but not comparable to what my honey accomplishes nevertheless!

So, following your logic, you would advise me to tell my wife
"Sorry honey, you might not know it, and every person that has ever known you through your career, your education, or your artistic talents might not be aware of it, but you are infact stupid and inferior to me because I am a man! So how about leaving behind that amazing career which so little people in this planet can ever come close to accomplishing, and leave behind your numerous talents, to become my personal slave. Never mind the loads of money your making, and the numerous lives your saving, never mind your 147 IQ, and your dreams and ambitions, you are meant for nothing more than cooking my dinner, cleaning my messes and bearing me as many children as it is humanly possible to produce. The reason? Your reproductive system is interior instead of being exterior. Now now dear, stop being so freakin amazing and brilliant! You were meant to be inferior so start acting like it, your a female after all."

So would THAT make me more of a man???

[Kane_06]

Oh my wrong! Double posting is all the evil this world ever needed.... Please forgive my slight mistake ladies and gentlemen.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Kane_06

So, following your logic, you would advise me to tell my wife
"Sorry honey, you might not know it, and every person that has ever known you through your career, your education, or your artistic talents might not be aware of it, but you are infact stupid and inferior to me because I am a man! So how about leaving behind that amazing career which so little people in this planet can ever come close to accomplishing, and leave behind your numerous talents, to become my personal slave. Never mind the loads of money your making, and the numerous lives your saving, never mind your 147 IQ, and your dreams and ambitions, you are meant for nothing more than cooking my dinner, cleaning my messes and bearing me as many children as it is humanly possible to produce. The reason? Your reproductive system is interior instead of being exterior. Now now dear, stop being so freakin amazing and brilliant! You were meant to be inferior so start acting like it, your a female after all."


So would THAT make me more of a man???

In a word yes..................... but you might also want to finish with her getting you a Beer from the Fridge.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit

Shouldn't that be "Never harmed me any?"
"Never harmed me none" is a double negative.

No, it's a Southern/Midwestern colloquialism.

Are you familiar with such a big word, dear?

Originally Posted by Kane_06

My oh my! Serious issues here!
Are you freakin kidding???
Women... INFERIOR???

You know what my wife does for a living? She is a Necromancer!

So she seduces dead people, attempting desperately to find a stiff one.

Charming.

So, following your logic, you would advise me to tell my wife
"Sorry honey, you might not know it, and every person that has ever known you through your career, your education, or your artistic talents might not be aware of it, but you are infact stupid and inferior to me because I am a man! So how about leaving behind the amizing career so little people in this planet can ever come close to accomplishing, and your numerous talents, to become my personal slave. Never mind the loads of money your making, and the numerous lives your saving, never mind your 147 IQ, and your dreams and ambitions, you are meant for nothing more than cooking my dinner, cleaning my messes and bearing me as many children as it is humanly possible to produce. The reason? Your reproductive system is interior instead of being exterior. Now now dear, stop being so freakin amazing and brilliant! You were meant to be inferior so start acting like it, your a female after all."

So would THAT make me more of a man???

Before doing so, I'd suggest that you give your life and soul over to the unquestioning service of Our Lord Jesus. Once you do so, and become a True Christian™, you will only wish to follow His commands in the Bible.

At that point, you will know that your wife's role is to serve you, just as your role is to serve Jesus.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

I hope this helps.

[Kane_06]

And get: A) My head chopped off with an axe
Dumped for another guy
C) All of the above

[Kane_06]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

No, it's a Southern/Midwestern colloquialism.

Are you familiar with such a big word, dear?

So she seduces dead people, attempting desperately to find a stiff one.

Charming.

Before doing so, I'd suggest that you give your life and soul over to the unquestioning service of Our Lord Jesus. Once you do so, and become a True Christian™, you will only wish to follow His commands in the Bible.

At that point, you will know that your wife's role is to serve you, just as your role is to serve Jesus.

I hope this helps.

So if I get this right, in the eyes of God it is better for her to clean and cook and be miserable for the rest of her life, instead of saving lives and enjoying to the brim the world that God made? How is that supposed to please God?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Kane_06

So if I get this right, in the eyes of God it is better for her to clean and cook and be miserable for the rest of her life, instead of saving lives and enjoying to the brim the world that God made? How is that supposed to please God?

No, in the eyes of God it is better for her to wish to serve Him and obey His commands, as it is better for YOU to wish the same thing.

Please show me where the Bible says anything about "personal fulfillment".

[Kane_06]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

No, in the eyes of God it is better for her to wish to serve Him and obey His commands, as it is better for YOU to wish the same thing.

Please show me where the Bible says anything about "personal fulfillment".

I guess my Christian church teaches something different then...

So what your beliefs are based on, is that God created human kind so that human kind may serve, obey and venerate God? What is the point of that? Does it not destroy the essence of God? God is almighty, God is everything, God is beyond all there is and God created everything... then why would God need to create a whole specie soley to venerate him and obey his word? Does that belief not simply reduce God to a being with human-like traits and characteristics? Thus making him less of a God?

How can God not be above such pathetic notions? Why then would God create us, if not because he needs us in some way? Because if he does not truly need us in that case, then that would reduce God to a materialistic being that does not truly represent the paragon of perfection our God is supposed to represent. If God DOES need us to venerate and obey his words, then the very notion of God being God colapses...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Kane_06

I guess my Christian church teaches something different then...

So what your beliefs are based on, is that God created human kind so that human kind may serve, obey and venerate God? What is the point of that? Does it not destroy the essence of God? God is almighty, God is everything, God is beyond all there is and God created everything... then why would God need to create a whole specie soley to venerate him and obey his word? Does that belief not simply reduce God to a being with human-like traits and characteristics? Thus making him less of a God?

How can God not be above such pathetic notions? Why then would God create us, if not because he needs us in some way? Because if he does not truly need us in that case, then that would reduce God to a materialistic being that does not truly represent the paragon of perfection our God is supposed to represent. If God DOES need us to venerate and obey his words, then the very notion of God being God colapses...

We base our beliefs on the God presented in His Word, the Holy Bible. Have you ever read it?

You clearly base yours on creating a false god who is what YOU want him to be. You are worshipping your own ideas, rather than God Himself.

Sorry, friend. If you continue praising your own imagination, you will spend eternity in Hell for ignoring and insulting the One True Three-Faced God.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by Kane_06

I guess my Christian church teaches something different then...

Well that's an oxymormon if I've ever heard one! How can it be Christian if it doesn't teach what Christ taught? No wonder you're confused, friend!

Originally Posted by Kane_06

So what your beliefs are based on, is that God created human kind so that human kind may serve, obey and venerate God?

Well that's what He said he made them for--perhaps you have a better idea? Maybe you should clue in the omnipotent, omniscient One that you, Mr. Kane, knows better. I'm sure He'll get a good laugh out of it.

Originally Posted by Kane_06

What is the point of that?

What is the point of asking? Questioning is the first symptom of a case of atheism you know. Who are we to question the Wisdom of Our Lord? Does the clay ask the potter why he was made? NO.

Originally Posted by Romans 6:20

20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

Don't ask questions, friend. Silent obedience will get you far

Originally Posted by Romans 6:20

Does it not destroy the essence of God? God is almighty, God is everything, God is beyond all there is and God created everything... then why would God need to create a whole specie soley to venerate him and obey his word? Does that belief not simply reduce God to a being with human-like traits and characteristics? Thus making him less of a God?

Again, you are questioning God Why can't you just have Faith? Remember, faith is the cornerstone of our relationship with God--without Faith, we are nothing! All these questions display a serious lack of Faith in you, my friend. Remember, we are created In God's Image, so it's no wonder He appears to have human-like traits! A more accurate way to understand this would be to say that we have God-like traits.

Originally Posted by Romans 6:20

How can God not be above such pathetic notions? Why then would God create us, if not because he needs us in some way? Because if he does not truly need us in that case, then that would reduce God to a materialistic being that does not truly represent the paragon of perfection our God is supposed to represent. If God DOES need us to venerate and obey his words, then the very notion of God being God colapses...

Wow, where to start! First off, I would caution you to refrain from referring to my Lord and Savior as "pathetic". That will earn you infraction points very quickly. Again, friend, you display a rather shocking lack of faith and even a good bit of malice towards your alleged Savior. Do you even believe in Jesus? Everything out of your mouth here has shown a sore disdain for Him and everything in His Perfect Creation. I suggest you stop trying to figure God out (Our human minds can't comprehend His Majesty), so I suggest you just have Faith and let the Potter mould you into into a perfect vessel. All these questions will only open your mind to the demons of the earth, especially atheism. Do not question the Lord your God!

[Fabricio]

Originally Posted by Deaner

So what you're saying is the Bible is a pack of useless, dated crap?

were making a break through here bob