[YtfelAM'i]

Hello.

I found this place in a time of need. My life has been all over the place and people won't listen to me.


I grew up colourblind and thinking I was left handed until 3 years ago where I found Salvation and God rid me of my colourblindness and I was sure that I was safe. Free of my shackles and sins of my for fathers. Thanks for hearing me out. I'll be posting some stuff later on with some thoughts I had.


God Bless

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by YtfelAM'i

Hello.

I found this place in a time of need. My life has been all over the place and people won't listen to me.


I grew up colourblind and thinking I was left handed until 3 years ago where I found Salvation and God rid me of my colourblindness and I was sure that I was safe. Free of my shackles and sins of my for fathers. Thanks for hearing me out. I'll be posting some stuff later on with some thoughts I had.


God Bless

Hi, Yfti, and to our Godly forum!

Please, share with us, which Bible verse do you call your favorite? How did you find Jesus? What church do you attend?

[BrotherLarry]

The good news, since you are "looking for acceptance:"


(John 6:37) Him that cometh to me, I will in NO WISE cast out."


The bad news: I sense deceit in your screen name. You imply that you are no longer identifying as left handed and yet you use satanic backwards script that reads i'm a lefty.


JESUS is not easily fooled, nor is our Department of Faith, gentle visitor. Now - prostrate yourself in front of the altar, beg GOD to forgive you and come clean to us about your actual intentions. We are God's elite and covet your fellowship if it is genuine, but we will wave at you when you go to hell if you try to deceive us.


Right now, I am not convinced that you are a righteous person.

[Faith_Machine]

Hello, my disabled new friend! I'm a mite confused by your username. What shall we call you?

[James Hutchins]

Welcome friend! Tell me, what passage provides your with the greatest sense of relief and at the same time, fulfillment?

[Bubba Buck]

Originally Posted by YtfelAM'i

Hello.

I found this place in a time of need. My life has been all over the place and people won't listen to me.


I grew up colourblind and thinking I was left handed until 3 years ago where I found Salvation and God rid me of my colourblindness and I was sure that I was safe. Free of my shackles and sins of my for fathers. Thanks for hearing me out. I'll be posting some stuff later on with some thoughts I had.


God Bless

Mayhaps you be a nigra? Or worse a Canook? I notice you are using the archaic form of American in your use of the word "COLOR". I am delighted to hear that your faith in God has rid you of COLORblindness but continue to repent. What is your favorite scripture? Did you happen to have an affliction of the gay? I must know these answers. If you happened to be gay before please message me in private the details. I must know this so that I can keep you in check to make sure that the gay demons are contained. Given your use of broken english and frequent misspellings I am more than happy to direct you to Mama Mary's True Christan™ School to learn everything over again correctly as God intended. I am always willing to teach you the ways as well. I have several whips I would be happy to discipline you with. I myself once trained a herd of pigs on my pig ranch to play baseball! I am certainly up to the task to discipline you so that you may one day reside like a True Christian™ in Landover. Also, don't think I didn't catch your subtle attempt to hide the fact that you are left handed! I will whip you over and over again so that you may learn to be right handed as god intended!





EDIT:

OH MY OH MY! MOOSLAMB ALERT! MOOSLAMB ALERT!!!!!!!!!!! Only ARABS WOULD TYPE FROM RIGHT TO LEFT! I HAPPENED TO NOTICE THAT YOU TYPED YOUR NAME STARTING FROM THE RIGHT SIDE AS A MOOSLAMB WOULD! Please let us know where you really come from immediately.

[handmaiden]

"Looking for acceptance"?

Oh, boy, have you come to the wrong place.


Check the brightly colored banner at the upper left of your screen. It is YOUR responsibility to accept Jesus; then the hugs begin.


There are a select number of individuals who have been granted a provisional place in our community despite their status as non-True Christians™. Those specific provisos being that they obey the rules of this forum, they accept the hierarchical structure in place at Landover Baptist, and-- most importantly-- they contribute to the overarching mission of our community, which is to relate the Bible to the world at large as it is actually written.

These otherwise doomed and damned individuals do not argue the point of whether they agree or disagree with explicitly stated Biblical values; they clearly do not. What they adhere to is the recognition of what is or is not an explicitly stated Biblical value.


If you can likewise accept this underlying premise of our purpose here, you may indeed find a place. Mind you, if you don't ACCEPT Jesus as your Lord and Savior and keep every single command in the Bible, you're still going to hell. But for the time being you can be comfortable here. Cheers.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

There are a select number of individuals who have been granted a provisional place in our community despite their status as non-True Christians™. .

Sister Handmaiden has eloquently explained our provisional acceptance of the hell-bound in a way that was no doubt inspired by the Holy Spirit. Even the Bible tells us to dust our Manolo Blahnik's from time to time (Matthew 10:14) (Luke 9:3-5) and we are a Bible believing group here.


I still think one of the issues is your statement that you "thought" you were left handed. This is very much the same as "thinking" you are a homosexual. These choices in life are made when we allow Lucifer and his minions to infest our normal heterosexual right handed minds. We venture off into even more sin because we chose something that sounded like fun at the time. Society doesn't help when they see a faggot and say, "Oh, you're so fabulous," and "Oh, you're left handed! That's so chic." Disgusting. Next thing you know you're listening to Gwar music and hooking up with left handed faggots who have given themselves over to a reprobate mind.


It's time to be straight and right handed, friend. Jesus is coming.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev 22:12)
BrotherLarry