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My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:12 AM
After receiving approx 10429429249 infractions by the worthless ---{REFERENCE TO GARDEN IMPLEMENT REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- on here, thought maybe i should post. Yo. Im sick of this ---{OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- and y'all need jesus, this isn't a church its a cult. Proud catholic. Laters.
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Serving Jesus
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
After receiving approx 10429429249 infractions by the worthless ---{REFERENCE TO GARDEN IMPLEMENT REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- on here, thought maybe i should post. Yo. Im sick of this ---{OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- and y'all need jesus, this isn't a church its a cult. Proud catholic. Laters.
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This is rich: a Roman has come to accuse Baptists of belonging to a cult.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
After receiving approx 10429429249 infractions by the worthless ---{REFERENCE TO GARDEN IMPLEMENT REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- on here, thought maybe i should post. Yo. Im sick of this ---{OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR}--- and y'all need jesus, this isn't a church its a cult. Proud catholic. Laters.
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Hi sweetie and welcome to our friendly forum! (This is called turning the other cheek).
What does make you think that we haven't got enough Jesus? (His name should be capitalized, not just because He's God but also because English grammar requires capitalization of proper names).
Please show me a True Christian™ misquoting what Jesus said. (You should start by actually reading the Holy Bible; we'll wait).
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:28 AM
Hello Mr. Lord. Kindly define "cult" so we can be on the same page. Thank you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
start by actually reading the Holy Bible; we'll wait).
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Unlike you all, I have read the TRUE bible, not this king james bullmanure* you all seem to be into.
*strong language edited by moderator
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
Unlike you all, I have read the TRUE bible, not this king james bullmanure* you all seem to be into.
*strong language edited by moderator
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I impatiently await an informed discussion of the differences between the Catholic Bible and the KJV Bible, beginning with you outlining the most important differences within each book of the Bible and reasons why do you believe your version is more correct.
Still waiting....
<crickets>
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
This is rich: a Roman has come to accuse Baptists of belonging to a cult.
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Not all baptists, just you hoes who think that you know everything - newsflash, you're fcked
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I impatiently await an informed discussion of the differences between the Catholic Bible and the KJV Bible, beginning with you outlining the most important differences within each book of the Bible and reasons why do you believe your version is more correct.
Still waiting....
<crickets>
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haven't been piffleed to read it, worthless and irrelevant - just like your existence.
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
haven't been piffleed to read it, worthless and irrelevant - just like your existence.
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So...
Do you always make judgments about things without learning anything about them? (The colloquial expression is, do you always judge a book by its cover?)
You do realize that makes you seem a bit ignorant, don't you?
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Serving Jesus
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
Not all baptists, just you hoes who think that you know everything - newsflash, you're fcked
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It is God who is all knowing. We just go with what He says. One of the things He says is : Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.- Leviticus 26:1. As a Roman Catholic, how do you reconcile the practices of your religion with the inerrant word of Almighty God?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
So...
Do you always make judgments about things without learning anything about them? (The colloquial expression is, do you always judge a book by its cover?)
You do realize that makes you seem a bit ignorant, don't you?
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Maybe, i just like MY religion and want you to realise you are wrong. I am educated and know you are wrong
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
Maybe, i just like MY religion and want you to realise you are wrong. I am educated and know you are wrong
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Dear Mr. Lord, perhaps you'd like to share with us an example of what you think your religion has done right. It might inspire a more productive conversation than your little temper tantrum has thus far.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
Maybe, i just like MY religion and want you to realise you are wrong. I am educated and know you are wrong
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"I know I'm right and you're wrong" is a five-year-old reasoning level.
In order to be educated and know that we're wrong you'd have to know 1) your version of the Bible, 2) our version of the Bible, 3) differences between them, and 4) the reasons why your version is superior.
Otherwise, you are still just an ignorant basing your opinion on feelings instead of facts.
Are you ready now to admit your utter ignorance?
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
Maybe, i just like MY religion and want you to realise you are wrong. I am educated and know you are wrong
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Dear G. Lord:
During your educational experiences have you encountered the many examples of "saints" who are, in actuality, simply co-opted versions of various pagan deities that the Catholic Church subsumed to further its own agenda?
If you have the opportunity to do some research, you might find it quite illuminating.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
haven't been piffleed to read it, worthless and irrelevant - just like your existence.
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Well hello there Gay,
Welcome to the forum. You will find it to be a place filled with Good, Godly, True Christian men and women filled to the brim with the Love of Our Lord Jesus Christ. Hope you enjoy it.
I see from your initial post that you are a taig (that's a catholic by the way). How has this affected your life and what has it given you with regards to a fully rounded world view?
From your comment, quoted above, I assume that you read the Christian Community Bible which, for some strange reason, seems to be the Book of choice for idolaters these days. You do realize that all the Good bits have been left out, don't you?
BTW were you ever an altar boy?
Hope you have a good time here on the forums and take the time to really find the True Word of Our Lord Jesus.
YIC
TT
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 08:13 AM
lmfao
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ChildofG0d
lmfao
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Dear Child,
What exactly is it that you find amusing? This is not one of those sites that spits in God's Eye.
Why not give us a proper introduction? Looking forward to reading it, hopefully it will be very interesting.
YIC
TT
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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True Christian™
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Gay Lord
Unlike you all, I have read the TRUE bible, not this king james..
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Ok, from the Douay-Rheims we have:
EXODUS 20 . Douay-Rheims: the Catholic's own source for God's commandments. More available upon request. . look up
4 Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or in the earth beneath, nor of those things that are in the waters under the earth.
5a Thou shalt not adore them, nor serve them.
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ChildofG0d
lmfao
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Lmfao hey
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: My intro -
03-14-2017, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Dear Child,
What exactly is it that you find amusing? This is not one of those sites that spits in God's Eye.
Why not give us a proper introduction? Looking forward to reading it, hopefully it will be very interesting.
YIC
TT
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Nah this whole site has to be a meme y'all cant be serious.
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