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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 01:08 PM
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Praise be! I'm being persecuted! Thats $100 for BAB from the Matthew 5:10-12 Relief Fund!
Yours in Him,
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Don't spam in my thread,if you don't have what to say anymore,go buy rope and do what your false God would want you to do if he would saw nonsense crap you all talking about.Peace.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 01:13 PM
*makes a quick call on red telephone*
*smiles*
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 01:22 PM
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*makes a quick call on red telephone*
*smiles*
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
Don't spam in my thread,if you don't have what to say anymore,go buy rope and do what your false God would want you to do if he would saw nonsense crap you all talking about.Peace.
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Lady, Just because it is is 'Your time of the month', do not go snapping at a Church member. You people really need to learn your place (in the back of the little bus with the rest of your kind.)
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Lady, Just because it is is 'Your time of the month', do not go snapping at a Church member. You people really need to learn your place (in the back of the little bus with the rest of your kind.)
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Don't tell me about my place.First learn your place (mental illness clinic,ohaio with the rest of mentally tarded.)
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
Don't tell me about my place.First learn your place (mental illness clinic,ohaio with the rest of mentally tarded.)
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Fine, as long as you go there, I will not describe it. I understand your embarassment.
Tell me, what is 'ohaio' and 'tarded'?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Fine, as long as you go there, I will not describe it. I understand your embarassment.
Tell me, what is 'ohaio' and 'tarded'?
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Your american retarded sense of humor is not understandable by intellectual people in the world (except ameritards) because it's not a humor it's just prove of american tardness,try to make your jokes less childly and piffleed up,then maybe you won't need to put rofl smile so everyone understand that you are trying to make joke.
Last time I checked in dictionary tarded refered me to LandoverBaptard church members.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 02:36 PM
It is nice you refer to your owners and betters as intellectuals.
I was unaware Landoer was part of a definition, please, post a link to where it is located on the internet. I hope you ae not lying like you have been, though that is typical of you people.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 02:44 PM
So enough of your kicking and screaming, tell me why you hate Jesus?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
Your american retarded sense of humor is not understandable by intellectual people in the world (except ameritards) because it's not a humor it's just prove of american tardness,try to make your jokes less childly and piffleed up,then maybe you won't need to put rofl smile so everyone understand that you are trying to make joke.
Last time I checked in dictionary tarded refered me to LandoverBaptard church members.
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Stop the short buss. I will have you know that we do not have one single solitary retard in our Church, God hates retards and they are not to be allowed in church. Neither are the blind, crippled, broken boned or zit ridden dwarfs!
"Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries." -- Leviticus 21:17-23
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
It is nice you refer to your owners and betters as intellectuals.
I was unaware Landoer was part of a definition, please, post a link to where it is located on the internet. I hope you ae not lying like you have been, though that is typical of you people.
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Owned only members on this forum,owned by false beliefs and fag illusionary god.
http://img5.imageshack.us/i/youarepiffleingretard.gif/
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So enough of your kicking and screaming, tell me why you hate Jesus?
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I already answered this question,if you are so retarded that you only now thought up of idiotic comment for my previous answer don't bother bringing it up.
You racist kids think it's funny to change my avatar to 'negroe'? I would love to see you telling any 'negroe' on the street that,and I would to see you picking up your teeth after,cowards.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 03:49 PM
You know, attacking the messenger like you are doing are signs of an immature mind and a person who is unable to discuss things as a rational person and therefore has to resort to childish name calling. I feel sorry for you but only a little more than I do than at the sight of a dog on the side of the highway.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
You know, attacking the messenger like you are doing are signs of an immature mind and a person who is unable to discuss things as a rational person and therefore has to resort to childish name calling. I feel sorry for you but only a little more than I do than at the sight of a dog on the side of the highway.
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You,or any of members on this forum aren't messengers at all,you just racist,hateful and anti-social trolls.You know guys first I thought you are funny acting mental tards but after you bring racism,hatred and making fun of disabled,retarded or people who has is suffering from something (be it aids or earthquake in China) is just something that only totally retarded nazi and piffleed up embicils would do.
You refer yourself to rational person ? Well make any normal person read what you write,and tell them you are hell serious,I'm sure you will be locked at mental illness clinic fast enough.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 04:37 PM
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You,or any of members on this forum aren't messengers at all,you just racist,hateful and anti-social trolls.You know guys first I thought you are funny acting mental tards but after you bring racism,hatred and making fun of disabled,retarded or people who has is suffering from something (be it aids or earthquake in China) is just something that only totally retarded nazi and piffleed up embicils would do.
You refer yourself to rational person ? Well make any normal person read what you write,and tell them you are hell serious,I'm sure you will be locked at mental illness clinic fast enough.
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Woman you sure are filled with hate. Show me one single post that was made by a True Christian that suggests that we are racist, and I will eat my hat. The same goes for hating people and the anti social remark. Now as far as retards and cripples are concerned God made the rules not us, if it somehow upsets you, contact God and bitch at Him. We don't make the rules we just follows them.
YIC James
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 04:58 PM
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Woman you sure are filled with hate. Show me one single post that was made by a True Christian that suggests that we are racist, and I will eat my hat. The same goes for hating people and the anti social remark. Now as far as retards and cripples are concerned God made the rules not us, if it somehow upsets you, contact God and bitch at Him. We don't make the rules we just follows them.
YIC James
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I don't understand why you call me woman,sexist bitch.
Show? Type 'racism by racist,sexist,full of hate retarded dumb members in piffleed up LandoverBaptard Church' in search.
You think putting 'negroe' on my avatar isn't racist?You think True Christian Caucasian with illustration of KKK clan isn't racist?Then try to debate it in ghetto with 'negroe' and see for how long you keep your shity life.
Show me where your false god tells that being racist to black people and praying for atomic reactors in China to melt is right thing to do?Or where god tells that he hates nearly every country,expect usa,which is nothing but country that consists only of immigrants from other countries and few true americans(indians),I bet there is no indians in this retard forum.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
You,or any of members on this forum aren't messengers at all,you just racist,hateful and anti-social trolls.You know guys first I thought you are funny acting mental tards but after you bring racism,hatred and making fun of disabled,retarded or people who has is suffering from something (be it aids or earthquake in China) is just something that only totally retarded nazi and piffleed up embicils would do.
You refer yourself to rational person ? Well make any normal person read what you write,and tell them you are hell serious,I'm sure you will be locked at mental illness clinic fast enough.
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Originally Posted by hustler
I don't understand why you call me woman,sexist bitch.
Show? Type 'racism by racist,sexist,full of hate retarded dumb members in piffleed up LandoverBaptard Church' in search.
You think putting 'negroe' on my avatar isn't racist?You think True Christian Caucasian with illustration of KKK clan isn't racist?Then try to debate it in ghetto with 'negroe' and see for how long you keep your shity life.
Show me where your false god tells that being racist to black people and praying for atomic reactors in China to melt is right thing to do?Or where god tells that he hates nearly every country,expect usa,which is nothing but country that consists only of immigrants from other countries and few true americans(indians),I bet there is no indians in this retard forum.
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Hold the doggone phone: now CHINA has been hit with an earthquake, and THEY are having problems with THEIR nuclear reactors?
God truly has answered our prayers, by following up His smiting of Japan with a smiting of China. Man, He sure has it in for the godless slants these days, huh?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 05:11 PM
Members on this forum is nothing but bunch of hateful retards who try to excuse their racism,sexism,stupidity,retardness and hatred by telling that god wants them to act so.
Before you post another nonsense retard comment based on your false fag religion,try to find better argument.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 05:12 PM
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Show me where your false god tells that being racist to black people
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Look, it is obviously to anyone reading God's Holy Book (KJV1611) that through Noah, He created all the races and then He slaughtered half of them so that True Christians™ could possess the land of Israel and Judah. See, the races were created so we could know what the bad ones looked like.
La:4:7: Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies, their polishing was of sapphire:
La:4:8: Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick.
See, He likes white people and hates black ones!
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praying for atomic reactors in China to melt is right thing to do?
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This is so obvious that God does not need to spell it out - God (and Jesus) tells us to kill everyone who does not seek Him out and accept Him as their leader.
2 Chronicles 15:13 Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Lu:19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
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Or where god tells that he hates nearly every country,expect usa,
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As the country with the most money and most Chrsitians, I think it is a little obvious.
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which is nothing but country that consists only of immigrants from other countries and few true americans(indians),
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We prefer to see ourselves as Pilgrims settling in a land provided for us by God. The stupid, drunken injuns just walked in the back door well before this land was America and God was on our side when we got rid of most of the ones that couldn't be tamed.
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I bet there is no indians in this retard forum.
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Yep! That's right, you win. Are you an injun? I'll ban you if you are.
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 05:18 PM
Hustler, could you please define the word "piffleed" for us?
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Re: Hello from Lithuania -
03-27-2011, 05:25 PM
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Hold the doggone phone: now CHINA has been hit with an earthquake, and THEY are having problems with THEIR nuclear reactors?
God truly has answered our prayers, by following up His smiting of Japan with a smiting of China. Man, He sure has it in for the godless slants these days, huh?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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1st.Tard I bet you didn't know that Japan is chinese country.
2nd.Can you think anything more original than choosing 10 words to answer from 200 words,as every member on this tard forum does.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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