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Re: Learned my lesson -
07-19-2014, 03:09 PM
Done!!
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Re: Learned my lesson -
07-19-2014, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by knob polisher
Greetings Christian friends. After my latests moderation and punishment I've learned my lesson about being uppity. I will abandon my uppityness, miscegenation, smart mouth negro ways and work to becoming a Christian. Thank you for your Godly white man correction.
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Congratulations. You seem to have learned your lesson. I hope you will accept your god-given place in life from now on. Don't you think that uppity negroes are totally ridiculous? Just look at Africa This is what happens if you allow blacks to run countries. They just lack the mental capacity to make decisions for themselves.
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Learned my lesson -
07-19-2014, 11:20 PM
The negro is only fit to serve. Never lead. Look at Detroit. Look at my apartment.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-10-2014, 12:16 AM
Greetings my white Christian betters! I'm reading my Bible and praying as instructed. I'm not sure but I'm almost certain the more I study and read the lighter my skin is becoming!!
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-10-2014, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by knob polisher
Greetings my white Christian betters! I'm reading my Bible and praying as instructed. I'm not sure but I'm almost certain the more I study and read the lighter my skin is becoming!!
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You are simply the best. I do not care if they do not see the implications, you sir. I applaud you. I would sooner accept Religion then see someone like yourself go away. I hope dearly that someone other than me can appreciate humor.
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-10-2014, 09:11 AM
Holmberg, you keep your filthy atheist paws off our friend Knobby!
Knob, ignore this guy. He's just trying to interfere with your salvation!
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True Christian™
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-10-2014, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by knob polisher
Greetings my white Christian betters! I'm reading my Bible and praying as instructed. I'm not sure but I'm almost certain the more I study and read the lighter my skin is becoming!!
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It seems you are on the fast track to becoming an upstanding Republicoon, and a generally decent human being of the non-mongreloid persuasion. Congratulations and God bless your efforts, boy. If Jesus can cure pus-sack lepers and cause pathetic gimps to arise and caper about like playful kittens, He can certainly provide some measure of relief for your condition. Expect a miracle!
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-10-2014, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Knob, ignore this guy. He's just trying to interfere with your salvation!
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I understand you *wink* *wink*
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-12-2014, 09:32 PM
Yes sir and thank you Mr. Witch hammer. All I want to do is serve Jesus and tithe Landover Baptist!!
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-12-2014, 09:48 PM
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Yes sir and thank you Mr. Witch hammer. All I want to do is serve Jesus and tithe Landover Baptist!!
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I'm not trying to be dicky in any way, but since I know your true intentions, I would like to ask you a question. What exactly have you read about the bible?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-13-2014, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg
I'm not trying to be dicky in any way, but since I know your true intentions, I would like to ask you a question. What exactly have you read about the bible?
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Quit picking on the jig. It's doing its best.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Learned my lesson -
08-19-2014, 11:14 PM
This thread is truly inspiring. I am glad to see you have changed your ways, KP. Accept of God into your heart!
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Learned my lesson -
10-07-2014, 07:09 PM
I'm back after a harrowing Godly trial and tribulation. Welcome Christian friends.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™
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Re: Learned my lesson -
10-07-2014, 09:28 PM
Oh good. He's back.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Learned my lesson -
10-09-2014, 05:20 AM
Yup! Never to leave again.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Learned my lesson -
10-10-2014, 03:35 AM
Until your probation officer revokes you....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Learned my lesson -
10-10-2014, 07:46 AM
I'm kind of skeptic with the whole "I learn from my lesson" thing. My cousin Norris for instance said that awhile ago after being caught selling dope to minors, yet from what I've heard he's back selling narcotics to the inmates in the penitentiary. I guess sometimes no amount of punishment in the world could teach an old dog a new trick.
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Re: Learned my lesson -
10-12-2014, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by knob polisher
Greetings Christian friends. After my latests moderation and punishment I've learned my lesson about being uppity. I will abandon my uppityness, miscegenation, smart mouth negro ways and work to becoming a Christian. Thank you for your Godly white man correction.
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Wow! The Landover Baptist Church is indeed a tolerant church. It even allows uppity Negroes as members on its forums. How tolerant! And quite progressive, too!
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Re: Learned my lesson -
10-12-2014, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Attila
Wow! The Landover Baptist Church is indeed a tolerant church. It even allows uppity Negroes as members on its forums. How tolerant! And quite progressive, too!
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Indeed, friend! Landover Baptist Church makes no moves that go against Holy Scripture. We hold fast to the Truth while showing compassion to those who question it. Like Jesus, we are full of both grace and truth (John 1:14).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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