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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 02:00 PM
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Soooo... Any chance you were ever a Muslim boy? Jesus is telling me... something about you...
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Sister, Jesus is also saying Pssst! to me in exactly the same manner.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 02:34 PM
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Sister, Jesus is also saying Pssst! to me in exactly the same manner.
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I guess me too, although I thought JESUS was just being frisky, on account of HIS reserection, but maybe...
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 03:41 PM
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Soooo... Any chance you were ever a Muslim boy? Jesus is telling me... something about you...
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No, not at all.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Isabella
No, not at all.
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I'm afraid I have to reprimand you for your Penguin Outfit.
It's highly unsuitable for our Forum. We are Baptists, not Cattlickers.
We certainly do not smell of Fish.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Isabella
No, not at all.
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Are you sure? There's something oddly familiar about you. Something that reminds me of three or four other people. Jesus is practically screaming at me that something is up.
Keep in mind that we don't tolerate people who try to "put one over" on us and try to play some sort of caricature to mock us instead of just being themselves. Until people are honest, they can't be saved.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 03:50 PM
Yes, I am sure.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Isabella
Yes, I am sure.
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Good. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mudslime to ban.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Jesus is practically screaming at me that something is up.
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Shoo, Sister, JESUS is all but going insane like all snarfing around like DoGs do with those hind thumpers - scratchin' & diggin' like crazy when they get one of those great big itches.
Something is definitely up here!
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? -
03-15-2008, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I guess me too, although I thought JESUS was just being frisky, on account of HIS reserection, but maybe...
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Mother Glyndie, that photo has come close to giving an entire new meaning to the phrase "Hot for Jesus"! OH, GLORY!!
And I strongly concur with the others here. With apologies to Mr. Shakespeare:
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something clumsily stupid * this way comes.
*Any catlicker nun I've ever had the misfortune to glimpse has never worn any cosmetics, much less the whorish, troweled-on mask this sock person displays.
Truly, when are these people going to learn that honesty not only the best policy, but here at Landover it is the ONLY ACCEPTABLE policy?
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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