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Default Giant Lizard Ravages the Yankees, As Usual. Is said to be heading for Texas! - 02-23-2015, 07:28 PM

I am quite used to hearing about the giant lizard that torments the Yankees every winter. Schools close and many Yankees even head south to avoid this monster. Now, this lizard is said to be on the way to Texas. All I can say is this: Texans are quite different from the sissies this lizard encounters in the north. We are having none of that nonsense and if that lizard comes here, it will surely regret it.


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I am quite used to hearing about the giant lizard that torments the Yankees every winter. Schools close and many Yankees even head south to avoid this monster. Now, this lizard is said to be on the way to Texas. All I can say is this: Texans are quite different from the sissies this lizard encounters in the north. We are having none of that nonsense and if that lizard comes here, it will surely regret it.
Brother Alvin, could you send the snake to California; maybe God will permit it to help purge California of the filth. And then I can send it someone whose sons need practice killing something!


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Brother Alvin, could you send the snake to California; maybe God will permit it to help purge California of the filth. And then I can send it someone whose sons need practice killing something!

I doubt the lizard will listen to reason, but if it wants to parley, we will surely suggest it should seek revenge on the Californians. It is likely in league with the Devil, so, if that is the case, I doubt it will want to attack California. It may even live there most of the year.


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I doubt the lizard will listen to reason, but if it wants to parley, we will surely suggest it should seek revenge on the Californians. It is likely in league with the Devil, so, if that is the case, I doubt it will want to attack California. It may even live there most of the year.
Good point Brother Alvin. As a foolish woman, I failed to see that the Devil is probably in cahoots with the snake. It was after all the Serpent that tempted Eve. I'm sure though, if you have sons, or you, could kill it, and have one more little victory over the Liar.

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