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Default Mother Abandons Her Retard Son In The Woods, With A Bible - 04-12-2015, 01:08 AM

Praise Jesus she had the right idea. Why she waited 21 years to rid herself of the gimp she gave birth to is beyond me.


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Mother abandoned severely disabled son, 21, in woods five days ago to go see boyfriend

He was abandoned under a blanket in the woods. A Bible lay on his chest.

And he had been in that position for five days.

The 21-year-old man, a quadriplegic with cerebral palsy, was found Friday night in Cobbs Creek Park, when a man walking through the woods off stumbled across him and called 911.

The disabled man's mother had dumped him there sometime before 10 a.m. Monday morning, police said, when she boarded a bus to visit her boyfriend in Maryland.

Her son was left on a pile of leaves, through rain and temperatures that plunged into the high 30s. He was alone and helpless, police said, with neither food nor water, until his discovery.

On Saturday, he remained hospitalized at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, where he was being treated for malnutrition and dehydration. Charges were pending against his mother, whose name was not released. Police said at a news conference that they planned to begin a larger investigation into the care and living conditions of the young man, who is nonverbal and severely impaired.

"This kid's obviously a fighter," said Philadelphia police Lt. John Walker. "It's just unbelievable how we found him out there. . . . It's absolutely heartbreaking to see (that) another human, especially your mother, can treat someone like that."

Relatives last saw the 41-year-old mother on the evening of Easter Sunday, police said.

When her son did not arrive for classes at School of the Future in West Philadelphia on Monday, school officials attempted to call the woman. They also reached two of her sisters, and one of them contacted police.

The mother told her sisters and a police officer that her son was in Maryland with her and her boyfriend, Walker said.

But around sunset Friday, a man was taking a walk along a Cobbs Creek Park trail when he spotted a wheelchair. Stepping off the path, he came upon the disabled man lying nearby.

As officials responded to the 911 call, Walker said one of the man's aunts arrived because she had gotten word that her nephew might have been the man left in the woods. She identified him and asked authorities to transport him to Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, where he had received treatment in the past.

Walker, who visited the man and his family in the hospital on Saturday, said his condition has stabilized. He had a cut on his back that was at risk of infection, Walker said, and his time in the rain and cold weather may have damaged his eyes.

Relatives were at the hospital with him, including two aunts who Walker said had tried to obtain guardianship of the man in the past few years.

The mother lived in a rowhouse on Baltimore Avenue near the park where the man was abandoned, police said. She also has another 16-year-old child, who has been staying with an aunt.

No one answered the door at the home Saturday afternoon.

One neighbor said she did not know the family, but had often seen the young man, sitting in his wheelchair on the sidewalk.

"If it was nice out they would be sitting outside," said the woman, who declined to give her name.

On Saturday, police said the mother remained with her boyfriend in Montgomery County, Md., where local authorities were assisting in the investigation and were prepared to make an arrest.

The mother has "clear criminal liability in this case," Walker said, and the pending charges include aggravated assault.

Police have also contacted the Department of Human Services and Adult Protective Services.

"There'll be a longer term portion of this investigation to see what happened here as far as this kid and the care that's been provided to him for basically his entire life," Walker said.

One immediate concern, Walker noted, was that the family's home had no ramp for a wheelchair.

He added that there was no reason for the man to suffer neglect, because other relatives had tried to care for him.

"You had family members who were willing to help out with the care of this child," Walker said.

He said the young man was fortunate to be alive.

"This kid cannot defend himself," Walker said. "He does not function at all. It could have been a lot worse than it is."


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Default Re: Mother Abandons Her Retard Son In The Woods, With A Bible - 04-12-2015, 12:45 PM

Well I was worried at first until I learned the child had a Bible the whole time. Then I laughed with relief. He had all the tools he needed to survive. If we can thrive without government welfare so can that handicapped freak.

Jesus promises to answer all prayers. If the kid was still stuck in the woods after days went by, he was probably too stubborn to believe and/or pray. This explains why he was handicapped in the first place. Sometimes it is necessary to raise the stakes, as God does frequently throughout the KJV, in order to evoke truth from rebellious souls. Imagine how much stronger Job's faith was after having his family slaughtered and stricken with painful infections. Sometimes we have to scrape off our sores with a potsherd to really know how strong our faith in Christ can be.

What a benevolent Christian mother. I wish I had been raised with such wisdom. It would have saved me from years of darkness, as a smack shooting Goetic mage, with no loyalty to my Creator.

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Default Re: Mother Abandons Her Retard Son In The Woods, With A Bible - 04-12-2015, 12:58 PM

There is no doubt about it. That Bible prevented him being anally raped by every homersexural pervert that walked by him.


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Well I was worried at first until I learned the child had a Bible the whole time. Then I laughed with relief. He had all the tools he needed to survive. If we can thrive without government welfare so can that handicapped freak.

Jesus promises to answer all prayers. If the kid was still stuck in the woods after days went by, he was probably too stubborn to believe and/or pray. This explains why he was handicapped in the first place. Sometimes it is necessary to raise the stakes, as God does frequently throughout the KJV, in order to evoke truth from rebellious souls. Imagine how much stronger Job's faith was after having his family slaughtered and stricken with painful infections. Sometimes we have to scrape off our sores with a potsherd to really know how strong our faith in Christ can be.

What a benevolent Christian mother. I wish I had been raised with such wisdom. It would have saved me from years of darkness, as a smack shooting Goetic mage, with no loyalty to my Creator.

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This poor soul had the perfect opportunity to learn how to Let Go and Let God! It just goes to show the vast mercy of our LORD who would give this insolent rebel one last chance to repent and confess his sin and accept Christ Jesus as his Personal Savior before relegating him to an eternity of torment and pain that would make his crippled existence seem like a trip to Disneyland!

Oh what happy news!

Our God is an Awesome God!

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I am having difficulty with this apparent “crime”.

The young man was left with a Bible. The only reason that would happen is if the mother were a God-Fearing Christian and had sufficient faith to understand that to see God is to die. She thus could not be there and had to leave. (It must be that she has no father and so she sought out a man to comfort and advise her.)

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It follows that this was an invitation to God Himself to heal the young cripple and, had the authorities not interfered, that is precisely what would have happened and another miracle would have been proclaimed. However, those of little faith destroyed the moment!

You are still not convinced? Well, listen up! In the majority of States, relying on prayer to cure an illness (no matter how severe) is no crime.

So, ask yourself… where is the crime? Why are Christians being persecuted?





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I cannot believe that this injustice still exists to this day.

I hope this guy pays reparations to the boy and his family and is punished with attempted murder and child neglect.

I'm appalled that a Bible can be considered sustenance. You can't eat or drink a Bible, and the boy can't move to defend himself.

Just goes to show you that not all Christians are sane.
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Default Re: Quadraplegic Man left in Woods by Mother - 04-12-2015, 08:23 PM

You're deluded - Jesus cured a man with palsy - what's your problem atheist?

M'r:2:1: And again he entered into Capernaum after some days; and it was noised that he was in the house.
M'r:2:2: And straightway many were gathered together, insomuch that there was no room to receive them, no, not so much as about the door: and he preached the word unto them.
M'r:2:3: And they come unto him, bringing one sick of the palsy, which was borne of four.
M'r:2:4: And when they could not come nigh unto him for the press, they uncovered the roof where he was: and when they had broken it up, they let down the bed wherein the sick of the palsy lay.
M'r:2:5: When Jesus saw their faith, he said unto the sick of the palsy, Son, thy sins be forgiven thee.
M'r:2:6: But there were certain of the scribes sitting there, and reasoning in their hearts,
M'r:2:7: Why doth this man thus speak blasphemies? who can forgive sins but God only?
M'r:2:8: And immediately when Jesus perceived in his spirit that they so reasoned within themselves, he said unto them, Why reason ye these things in your hearts?
M'r:2:9: Whether is it easier to say to the sick of the palsy, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and take up thy bed, and walk?
M'r:2:10: But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (he saith to the sick of the palsy,)
M'r:2:11: I say unto thee, Arise, and take up thy bed, and go thy way into thine house.
M'r:2:12: And immediately he arose,
took up the bed, and went forth before them all; insomuch that they were all amazed, and glorified God, saying, We never saw it on this fashion.





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I hope this guy pays reparations to the boy and his family and is punished with attempted murder and child neglect.
I assume that you're referring to the guy who found the retard and called the police? Indeed, he should pay reparations to the family (especially to the mother). The good Christian mother left the retard in the woods with the Bible, so he was perfectly fine, and then some guy strolled in and started a scandal where there shouldn't be any.
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I assume that you're referring to the guy who found the retard and called the police? Indeed, he should pay reparations to the family (especially to the mother). The good Christian mother left the retard in the woods with the Bible, so he was perfectly fine, and then some guy strolled in and started a scandal where there shouldn't be any.
I'm talking about the mother who left him there
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I'm talking about the mother who left him there
Interesting. In your dialect, does the word "guy" mean "woman?"

Anyway, since she is the caregiver of the retard, do you suggest that she pays reparations to herself? Very interesting!
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Interesting. In your dialect, does the word "guy" mean "woman?"

Anyway, since she is the caregiver of the retard, do you suggest that she pays reparations to herself? Very interesting!
No, but whoever would take her place should get money.
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No, but whoever would take her place should get money.
You must be a Democrat and a negro, or possibly from a woman's college. Only someone fully steeped in the mindset of the welfare state would consider it normal to advocate paying random people to have children.


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You must be a Democrat and a negro, or possibly from a woman's college. Only someone fully steeped in the mindset of the welfare state would consider it normal to advocate paying random people to have children.
I assure you I'm White and Independent.

Only feminists go to women's colleges, and feminists are evil people that want to make man suffer and have less rights than women.

Both man and woman deserve equal opportunity.
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This is typical lieberal media propaganda!

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Her son was left on a pile of leaves, through rain and temperatures that plunged into the high 30s. He was alone and helpless, police said, with neither food nor water, until his discovery.
What? If it was raining, he certainly had no shortage of water, if he'd had the brains to just open his mouth.

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I hope this guy pays reparations to the boy and his family and is punished with attempted murder and child neglect.
What "guy"? You call yourself ConcernedIndividual, but you don't seem to be sufficiently concerned to even read the article.

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Only feminists go to women's colleges, and feminists are evil people that want to make man suffer and have less rights than women.
Amen, dear! This is the first sensible thing you've said today!

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Jesus disagrees, dear:

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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What "guy"? You call yourself ConcernedIndividual, but you don't seem to be sufficiently concerned to even read the article.
At first I thought so, too, Sister Joanna, but it seems that our new friend here speaks some non-standard (if I may say, sub-standard) version of American in which the word "guy" means "woman."

Strange, I know. Maybe your interpretation is the correct one, then.
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What "guy"? You call yourself ConcernedIndividual, but you don't seem to be sufficiently concerned to even read the article.

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Perhaps ConcernedIndividual is a Canadian. They seem to confuse their ¨guys¨ ¨buddies¨ etcetera.



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We just lift up this poor mother, Father God, and we just ask You to shower her with Your blessings of mercy and prosperity as she continues to serve You in spirit and in truth. Father God, soften the hearts of those that would falsely accuse her of cruelty to her son, one that obviously turned his back on You or he would not have suffered the debilitation that a life lived in sin can bring. Father God, we just trust You now to move in this mother's life and to bring the man that lured her son back out of his potential meeting place with Your Grace and Saving Power® Father God, and may the outcome of all this become a witness and testimony to the amazing ways that You bring lost souls into Your Fold. In the HOLY NAME of JESUS CHRIST, I plead the BLOOD OF JESUS over this poor mother, whose heart must be broken at this time. HEAL her heart, Lord! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! We just ask these favors for Your glory, Father God. We believe and we receive as per the wondrous promises of Your Word. AMEN and AMEN


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I cannot believe that this injustice still exists to this day.

I hope this guy pays reparations to the boy and his family and is punished with attempted murder and child neglect.

I'm appalled that a Bible can be considered sustenance. You can't eat or drink a Bible, and the boy can't move to defend himself.

Just goes to show you that not all Christians are sane.
The only injust thing here is that the mother, a gentle, loving Christian woman, is going to get punished by the liebral courts. The Bible is sustenance and God alone is enough! Jesus went for 40 days in the desert without anything, and He had to deal with Satan. This kid had so little and so easy compared to my most precious Lord and Savior.

Finally, if I'm able to attend a Christian university and do well on secular AP exams, that would make me sane. The only insane person here is you, since you refuse to see what is right in front of you and you refuse to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.


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What a Godly mother. Even when it comes to secular law, I see the abandonment as a victimless crime. After all, the retarded son wasn't tied or something, so he could just walk away if he wished. Perhaps, a secular lawyer could make her some trouble if, and if, she had a legally binding contract to babysit the dude, but otherwise, she is free woman with the freedom to bible studies without being interrupted by his droolings.
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