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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 09-03-2013, 03:11 AM

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With all this said, league of legends is against Christianity! You are a bad Christian if you fail to realize that league of legends is not something that Jesus would do, if he alive in the modern era.
There is nothing in League of Legends that says anything, hidden or overt, that is considered satanic or anti-christian. Thing is, in order for many, many Christians to follow a protagonist, just as Jesus, other sources of antagonists must exists else people find their beliefs invalid. Frankly, to make random claims that games like League of Legends is anti-christian is just like saying a gun is evil. No, guns aren't evil, people who use them for misdeeds are evil. I believe that's a prime argument for the NRA supporting the second amendment. Ironic then that many people here seem to be believers in the 2nd amendment but those same arguments that support one thing you want are ignored when it applies to other things you don't like. Let hypocrisy reign!!
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 09-03-2013, 03:39 AM

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There is nothing in League of Legends that says anything, hidden or overt, that is considered satanic or anti-christian.
I think the results from our exhaustive studies are pretty conclusive. That's the breaks with science, just because you don't like the outcome does not make it untrue.

We used the same methodology to prove the Earth is flat, get over it already.

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Thing is, in order for many, many Christians to follow a protagonist, just as Jesus, other sources of antagonists must exists else people find their beliefs invalid.
That is retarded.

Our beliefs would be as True™ whether we were the only ones who knew it or not. The fact that the majority of the civilized world (indeed those that created civilization) agree with us adds credibility. Because a few dozen backwards cultures living in mud huts have found some storm deity to sacrifice their children to does nothing to prove your point.


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Frankly, to make random claims that games like League of Legends is anti-christian is just like saying a gun is evil.
No True Christian™ would ever say that. I'm actually cleaning my gun now, hard to type with the oil on the keys.

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No, guns aren't evil, people who use them for misdeeds are evil.
First sensible thing you have said

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I believe that's a prime argument for the NRA supporting the second amendment. Ironic then that many people here seem to be believers in the 2nd amendment but those same arguments that support one thing you want are ignored when it applies to other things you don't like.
The irony is in your mind. We have proven the effects of evil video games, and have come to the conclusion they are a portal to damnation full stop (as you brits say)

Guns may be used for evil, but I could point out many instances where a gun was used to further God's Inerrant Will.

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Exclamation Did god say he hates League I don't remember that being in the bible - 09-13-2013, 01:43 AM

That picture is made by some random person. Why blame the game for someone making a picture of a character who is not supposed to be gay. It's like someone took a picture of you and photoshopped it to make you seem gay. So now your saying if someone did that to you, you would be gay and plus some of the pictures are from the wrong game.
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Default Re: Did god say he hates League I don't remember that being in the bible - 09-14-2013, 11:24 AM

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That picture is made by some random person.
Oh, really? Just some "random person" decides to falsely label a game? How often does that happen? I suppose in your mind, someone just said the Mexican mafia murdered all those they hated and the media made up evidence for the crimes, too. No way they actually committed them?

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Why blame the game for someone making a picture of a character who is not supposed to be gay. It's like someone took a picture of you and photoshopped it to make you seem gay. So now your saying if someone did that to you, you would be gay and plus some of the pictures are from the wrong game.
You keep mentioning being gay. Do you have something to get in front of? Do you have something to tell us? Come to think of it, what was it that brought you to this game in the first place???



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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 09-19-2013, 12:07 PM

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No son of a True Christian™ who raised his son in the Biblical way would ever chose to be a dirty queer.

That's just common sense.

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Hello friend, your sentence actually says that a son(#1) of a True Christian needs to raise a son(#2) in a Biblical way before he(#1) can choose not to be a dirty queer. I'm certain that you meant to say something like this: No son of a True Christian, that was raised in the Biblical way, would ever choose to be a dirty queer. Learning to communicate effectively can be difficult, but it is worth the effort! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...s/thumbsup.gif Also, you typed 'chose' instead of 'choose', but I'm sure that was just a typo God Bless
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 09-19-2013, 12:26 PM

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Hello friend, your sentence actually says that a son(#1) of a True Christian needs to raise a son(#2) in a Biblical way before he(#1) can choose not to be a dirty queer. I'm certain that you meant to say something like this: No son of a True Christian, that was raised in the Biblical way, would ever choose to be a dirty queer. Learning to communicate effectively can be difficult, but it is worth the effort! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...s/thumbsup.gif Also, you typed 'chose' instead of 'choose', but I'm sure that was just a typo God Bless
Who are you, the language police? Instead fo being critical of others you might pick up a Bible (KJV 1611) and learn something.

Like this:

2 Kings 23:7

And he brake downe the houses of the Sodomites that were by the house of the Lord, where the women woue hangings for the groue


Now what does that tell you about queers?


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 09-19-2013, 01:15 PM

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Who are you, the language police? Instead fo being critical of others you might pick up a Bible (KJV 1611) and learn something.

Like this:

2 Kings 23:7

And he brake downe the houses of the Sodomites that were by the house of the Lord, where the women woue hangings for the groue


Now what does that tell you about queers?
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Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?

What does this say about those like you who spew hatred in the name of god? By judging others in the way you do, you are fashioning yourself into a mini god.
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james 4-11-12
Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?

What does this say about those like you who spew hatred in the name of god? By judging others in the way you do, you are fashioning yourself into a mini god.

Friend, being upset that we actually follow Gods Word as written in the Holy Bible is pointless. You displeasure should not be aimed at us. We are merely the messengers of His Divine Word.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

As far as judging other, God demands the righeous (A True Christian™) do exactly that. He has enough to do in Heaven, for goodness sake!
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Friend, you need to read the Bible more and stop speaking for God. Only He can speak for Him.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 09-19-2013, 03:11 PM

Before I started to repent I played this game extensively :thumbsdown: . And can confirme that it encourages God-mocking
satan-worship, AND the gay deathstlye.
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That picture is made by some random person. Why blame the game for someone making a picture of a character who is not supposed to be gay. It's like someone took a picture of you and photoshopped it to make you seem gay. So now your saying if someone did that to you, you would be gay and plus some of the pictures are from the wrong game.
When you defend homosexuality, you are defending child rape, crunk music, and cannibalism. Think about what you are implying before opening your gaping, seed encrusted maw and spewing vicious lies against Nature's God.

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When you defend homosexuality, you are defending child rape, crunk music, and cannibalism. Think about what you are implying before opening your gaping, seed encrusted maw and spewing vicious lies against Nature's God.

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Every father knows that daughters are completely useless. In theory they could be helpful in the household but that usually doesn't work out as planned. Daughters turn out to be whiners who are always complaining about how their head hurts after you hit them on the head with the Bible to discipline them for complaining too much. People often seem to forget that raising daughters is hard and unrewarding work.

1st Corinthians 11:8-9 "For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man."

Uninvited guests? Let them rape your daughter!
As always the Holy Bible has very clear guidelines for how we can use our daughters. Let's take Judges 19:22-30 for example. Here someone has invited a friend and his whore into his house and suddenly several uninvited guests arrive who want to kill the friend. The friend is probably a Christian while the uninvited guests are evil Atheists or Democrats. Of course the men of the house does the right thing and invites the uninvited guests to rape his virgin daughter: "Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing." Unfortunately you don't see this kind of hospitality anymore nowadays. People have become rude and insensitive towards the wishes of their guests.

If for some reason the uninvited guests are not interested in raping your virgin daughter, just show them your daughters naked body! Problem solved. Nahum 3:5-6 "Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. "

Your daughter no longer a virgin? Burn her!
If your daughter behaves like a whore, the Bible is clear on what you have to do. An example of this would be your daughter allowing guests to rape her. You will have to burn your daughter after which she will go to Hell where she will burn for all eternity for being a whore! Genesis 38:24 "And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt."

Money problems? Sell your wife and daughters!
It is unfortunate most people nowadays ignore God's clear instructions on how to solve money problems. The economy would not have been in its present state if Obama wouldn't have forced Americans to use their houses to load insane amounts of money to pay his insanely high taxes. Taxes which are only used to fund terrorists. God's solution to money problems is very simple. Sell your daughter! Exodus 21:7 "... a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant ..." And to make the deal more interesting Matthew 18:25 makes clear that you can also sell your wife if you want. Only sell your wife if you have someone else to cook and clean for yourself though!

Honestly i am not the best christian there is and I think at some point it helped me to believe in him.

But when I read some of the post here I am not longer afraid to face God's wrath as I live and lived true to my belief and I do not wish for any to suffer upon the message you promote.

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Honestly i am not the best christian there is and I think at some point it helped me to believe in him.

But when I read some of the post here I am not longer afraid to face God's wrath as I live and lived true to my belief and I do not wish for any to suffer upon the message you promote.

Just ban me if you want
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Did god say he hates League I don't remember that being in the bible - 10-24-2013, 02:01 AM

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Honestly i am not the best christian there is and I think at some point it helped me to believe in him.

But when I read some of the post here I am not longer afraid to face God's wrath as I live and lived true to my belief and I do not wish for any to suffer upon the message you promote.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-24-2013, 02:56 AM

Let me just point out a few flaws with your statement.

1. Taric isn't actually gay, it's a common joke to CALL him gay, but that's about it.
That picture of graves is fan-made. And before you say "Why would anyone draw that" it's the internet, everyone does things like this. Heck, I could find a picture like that of Jesus.
An actual picture of graves


2. I'll give you that.
3. Sexist
4. Sure.
5. It's not an RPG. It's a MOBA (Massive Online Battle Arena). It is nowhere NEAR Diablo 3, they are two very different games.

That picture you used, that's DoTA (Defense of The Ancients) not League of Legends.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-24-2013, 03:00 AM

Why on earth would someone come to our gentle and charitable forum just to threaten to plaster the site with pictures of Jesus looking "gay"?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-24-2013, 03:07 AM

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Why on earth would someone come to our gentle and charitable forum just to threaten to plaster the site with pictures of Jesus looking "gay"?

I wasn't threatening anything, I was giving an example.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-30-2013, 07:51 AM

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Leauge of legends is created by the Zionists and gayhugging democrats. A punch in the face on every god fearing christian man,woman and child!

Exactly!

This is a very good warning. We should never deny God's power because he is life.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-30-2013, 05:44 PM

I would like to say that I play League of Legends. I find the game entertaining and difficult, and it keeps me in touch with my friends. I have played it for almost a year now, and I'm only starting to get good. However, through my time of playing, never have I become homosexual or a criminal, nor have I ever seen someone in the LoL community become either of those (except for people who were gay before they played it). And that Taric skin, Armor of the 5th age Taric, is supposed to be a joke. So I please ask that you do not hate on games that you know little about.

P.S. That wasn't a screenshot of LoL. That was DotA, the predecessor to League of Legends.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-30-2013, 06:40 PM

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Jesus picked an ad carry even if the enemy ap carry tower-dived the baron. Pls report him for intentional feeding. This amount of dore is unaccetable for a ranked game

Didn't even realize you could tower-dive baron...
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 10-31-2013, 12:00 AM

I just joined this lovely forum.

And this makes me so sick to see this rubbish that is brainwashing our children.
This is what happens when we let black people run the country.
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