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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
08-31-2010, 10:36 AM
Jesus was a jew, Jesus never became a christian and never died as a christian he was always a jew.
Christianity was never mentioned during Jesus time. Neigther in the old Testament nor in the new Testament. That is refering to the life span of Jesus and the time before.
Now ironically, the Old Testament is about the chosen People about God, which are the Jews. Now don't go on and, say: "They are not the chosen ones, but in my Bible it says..." Don't try it, I've read all versions of the exerpts, and there is only mentioning of the jews, no christians that word didn't even exist, at that time.
When the New Testament starts, Jesus is the Messiah of the Jews, (the tree kings were jews. yes you are worshipping the coming of jews to Jesus crib) Only later on they decide that he isn't the Messiah they wanted.
Mary was a jew, which makes Jesus a jew. Judaism is based on the motherly side. During his whole time alive Jesus never changed his faith, he never wanted to.
You ask why? He wanted to change judaism, reform it, not create a new one. He never said, to his disciples, "tell these people they are doing it wrong, convert them to a religion called christianty." He only said, "preach my words"
Therefor he never created christianity. His disciples then did it beacuse they missunderstood them. Or probably because the jews weren't very fond of Jesus and his preaching.
You see. You might say that John the Baptist "converted" him to christianity. Ya, more like NO. John was a hebrew prophet. You can't make someone a christian if you ain't one yourself.
I agree on that "Jesus is not a Joo", but he was definitly a Jew (and will if you take him still being alive seriously)
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
08-31-2010, 02:29 PM
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. Matthew 19:21
No Jew would ever say that. A Jew would say "go and sell that thou hast, and give it to me...."
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
08-31-2010, 05:35 PM
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Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. Matthew 19:21
No Jew would ever say that. A Jew would say "go and sell that thou hast, and give it to me...."
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Exactly. Jesus wasn't covetous, nor was he a lawyer or banker. He didn't meet any of the requirements of being a joo. aGerman, to say otherwise shows ignorance and hateful slander, you silly kraut.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
08-31-2010, 07:40 PM
It is impossible for Jesus to be a Jew. The Jews killed Jesus. Have you ever heard of Jew on Jew violence? No. You know why? Because according to their sick religion, the worst thing a Jew can do to another Jew is make them buy retail.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-09-2010, 09:02 AM
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It is impossible for Jesus to be a Jew. The Jews killed Jesus. Have you ever heard of Jew on Jew violence? No. You know why? Because according to their sick religion, the worst thing a Jew can do to another Jew is make them buy retail.
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Wrong. Throw a penny between two jews and you'll see why.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-09-2010, 09:03 AM
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Wrong. Throw a penny between two jews and you'll see why.
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Isn't that how copper wire was invented?
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-10-2010, 06:25 AM
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Wrong. Throw a penny between two jews and you'll see why.
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That was a racist thing to say. We don't tolerate racism on this forum, boy.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-18-2010, 06:01 AM
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and yet you know so little - we have scientists at Landover. Creation Scientists - you know - the real ones.
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Oh the mockery, scientists cannot possibly be a man of god, faith is another issue, if you were to have faith you would not need science. To have faith is to not need reason, to have scientific method is to not need faith.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-18-2010, 02:23 PM
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Oh the mockery, scientists cannot possibly be a man of god, faith is another issue, if you were to have faith you would not need science. To have faith is to not need reason, to have scientific method is to not need faith.
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Don't be stupid, boy. Creation Scientists are better than real scientists because they use scripture instead of experimentation.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-21-2010, 05:14 AM
Wow what a bunch of BS... Jesus was a jew, he was killed by the Romans, and your scientists are idiots. So are your Historians...you people are the brainwashed ones....I can't even begin to describe how stupid you have to be to believe this bull....okay to say one thing, how old is the bible? The Roman Empire had some of thee most accurate historical recollections in history since they had the most historians, and many had different views so in some way or another, the correct events WERE recorded. Outside of the bible yes....but now answer this, the Bible doesn't say World War II happened does it? So did it not happen? Guess so. Bible didn't say that computers exist...so I guess I'm not typing this...the Bible doesn't say anything about True Christians....guess you guys are all liars and hypocrites...(as if the sane world didn't already know that) Stupid is as stupid does...
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-21-2010, 05:30 AM
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Wow what a bunch of BS... Jesus was a jew, he was killed by the Romans, and your scientists are idiots.
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Jesus was killed by the Jews. Pilate even tried to give Him back, but they insisted.
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14 Said unto them, Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people: and, behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him:
15No, nor yet Herod: for I sent you to him; and, lo, nothing worthy of death is done unto him.
22And he said unto them the third time, Why, what evil hath he done? I have found no cause of death in him: I will therefore chastise him, and let him go.
23And they were instant with loud voices, requiring that he might be crucified. And the voices of them and of the chief priests prevailed.
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So are your Historians...you people are the brainwashed ones....I can't even begin to describe how stupid you have to be to believe this bull....okay to say one thing, how old is the bible?
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As old as the secular writers that back up the Bible like Josephus, Tacitus and Pliny.
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The Roman Empire had some of thee most accurate historical recollections in history since they had the most historians, and many had different views so in some way or another, the correct events WERE recorded.
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Indeed they were as I have demonstrated.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-21-2010, 05:32 AM
well...you're an idiot too...and I have one thing to say for me.... I'm BORING! -SHOCKER-
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-21-2010, 05:42 AM
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well...you're an idiot too...and I have one thing to say for me.... I'm BORING! -SHOCKER-
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Such an idiot that you hang onto my every word. I think I see what is going on here.
Friend, I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way.
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10-21-2010, 05:44 AM
Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...
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10-21-2010, 05:48 AM
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Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...
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Ryan, no one believes that you really want to commit any sort of illegal activity.
Stop being ridiculous and get right with Jesus.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-21-2010, 07:40 PM
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Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...
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Whoa, easy there jethro... Do you really think you can do that with your old 386 PC and the dialup internets you have there in your trailer? I don't think so.
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10-21-2010, 11:28 PM
??? I have a Thermaltake case with a EVGA 750i FTW Motherboard with a socket 775 Hyperthreading quadcore 2.4GHz CPU along with 16GB's of RAM and a nice sized HDD and 4 1GB Nvidia 9800GTX vid cards hooked up with Dual SLI, and my ISP runs fiberoptic lines which currently are the fastest means of data transfer available...and I have 6 laptops, 2 of which are very high end gaming machines, and my house has 5 floors, 1 of which I added....so thank you very much. As for illegal, how is it illegal for the FBI to take you offline, which I have now been informed they will NOT do, but some of you will be getting phone calls soon, and may be visited by a few people with guns and little gold badges saying they can arrest your ass. As for the site, it is not illegal to hyperjump your link into a proxy, because then I have not altered the site in anyway, just prevented individual access to it (seriously read the laws before you go being stupid)
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-21-2010, 11:36 PM
You talked to the FBI?
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
10-22-2010, 12:03 AM
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You talked to the FBI?
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I hope he did, those guys could use a laugh now and then.
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10-22-2010, 01:43 AM
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I hope he did, those guys could use a laugh now and then.
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I've heard that having to take the "crazy calls" is a position saved for those they want to push out of the bureau without actually firing them. I guess because they're a law enforcement agency, they're not allowed to call you a nut bar and have to record the call.
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