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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 07:11 AM
#46: Eating Fudge.
I just don't want to have to explain that one.
#47: Watching re-runs of Ellen on the TV.
#48: Going to the Movies.
Everyone knows that the Jooz own the Film Industry, and along with Homers and Nigras they have the AIDS.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 07:31 AM
HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries). All the other reasons are just crap you made up.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 07:43 AM
49. Being lured into homerism by engaging in the above captioned 48 activities and doing what Phlegmduck says homers do:
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HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries).
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 08:21 AM
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HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries). All the other reasons are just crap you made up.
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Your ignorance worries me. We do not make up things Mr Snotty. All of these facts are as real as my love for Jesus Christ.
#50: Purchasing and wearing old Gas Masks for a "hobby".
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 10:25 AM
#51 Wearing garments made of unsanitized wool (particularly Austrian wool)
#52 Eating rare lamb chops
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 10:34 AM
Oh, and at all costs, avoid Provincetown, MA, Saugatuck, MI, New Hope, PA, Key West, FL, Fire Island, NY and the lower west side of JYC.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 10:46 AM
#53 Listening to anything by the Village People!
mentioned elsewhere:
#54 Watching movies starring Rock Hudson or John Holmes
#55 Drinking messicant beer with lemon
#56 Playgirl Magazine
#57 Eating quiche
#58 Attending a WWE event
#59 Playing frisbee golf (a favorite limp wristed activity)
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 10:49 AM
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Oh, and at all costs, avoid Provincetown, MA, Saugatuck, MI, New Hope, PA, Key West, FL, Fire Island, NY and the lower west side of JYC.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 11:54 AM
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Your ignorance worries me. We do not make up things Mr Snotty. All of these facts are as real as my love for Jesus Christ.
#50: Purchasing and wearing old Gas Masks for a "hobby".
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Sure they are.
I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 01:02 PM
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I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.
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#60 Listening to friends that are obsessed with homer diseases who tell you they don't have any. They're grooming you to be buggered.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 01:04 PM
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Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood.
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Well, why doesn't he do an AIDS Test? I'm sure that would come back positive.
Which reminds me...
Reason No. 61 of how you could catch AIDS - Associating with GOTHS !
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 01:24 PM
62. You can give the AIDS to yourself by touching your own tallywacker. That makes you a queer for sure.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 01:32 PM
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62. You can give the AIDS to yourself by touching your own tallywacker. That makes you a queer for sure.
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I heard that the high pitch from a gay mans lisp is enough to turn you as gay as aids. Even from many blocks away!
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 01:47 PM
I heard someone already got it from watching the new Bat man movie.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 02:53 PM
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Sure they are.
I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.
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Their minds are made up - facts are irrelevant to them.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 03:36 PM
Do you expect us to believe a word this nutbag says?
For starters he thinks he's a duck, he associates with Goths, he walks around all day wearing a gas-mask, he thinks HIV and AIDS are two different things. I could go on and on.... He also 'claims' to have a 'friend' who works in some 'Tropical Institute' ... in a place called Ant-Twerp??? I highly doubt this place even exists.
Even I can see he's trying to mock us! Wake up and smell the coffee, Spitface!
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 03:40 PM
I've heard from Pastor that these vile creatures can give one the AIDS if it bites you.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 03:46 PM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 03:53 PM
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Their minds are made up - facts are irrelevant to them.
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Where in the Bible does it say anything about salvation through facts? Salvation is by grace through faith, and as I've already pointed out in another thread, God sometimes fudges the facts to test our faith.
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Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS! -
07-24-2008, 04:36 PM
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Well, why doesn't he do an AIDS Test? I'm sure that would come back positive.
Which reminds me...
Reason No. 61 of how you could catch AIDS - Associating with GOTHS !
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Duhhh, AIDS is not a virus in itself, it's a medical condition caused by HIV, so when they test you they can't test you on AIDS but they test you on the virus that causes AIDS which is HIV.
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