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Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt. -
05-06-2012, 03:21 PM
One thing we Republicans do not need is another candidate who changes, or, adds to his wife collection.
We had this problem with Newt. He used his wives well, but eventually all of us supporting him had to do a lot of explaining.
Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.
Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt. -
05-06-2012, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
One thing we Republicans do not need is another candidate who changes, or, adds to his wife collection.
We had this problem with Newt. He used his wives well, but eventually all of us supporting him had to do a lot of explaining.
Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.
Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.
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I promise before Jesus and everybody else that I will not flirt, sashay or bandy any feminine charms in Mitt Romney's vicinity.
In fact, Romney sort of inspires a cold, fearful righteousness in me.
Primly Yours,
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt. -
05-06-2012, 07:53 PM
The ladies are already after him. They know that since he's a Mormoon cultist, there's always room for one more wife.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt. -
05-07-2012, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.
Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.
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Let us not forget any man who makes a move on Mitt!
After all, when Ann Romney mentioned that Mitt was "not at all stiff" and that she wishes people would "unzip him and find out", homosexual bloggers (with the exception of most conservative bloggers, bloggers are all homosexual) interpreted it as a sexual reference, and suggested that perhaps Mitt wants to be manhandled!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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