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My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 12:36 AM
Fellow Christian followers, I come to you for advice. My wife lately has been pushing me to get dressed up for halloween. I was VERY clear when I told her I will not partake in the devils birthday, but she would not lay down on this subject. She has repeatedly pushed the subject even after I punished her. I keep a firm hand and normally I do not put up with this sort of non christian issues but this is the first. Now I ask should I be concerned other forces are at work and forcing her to question my decision? Should I be even more concerned she is being controlled to questions the lords way? Apparently my form of punishing is not working when it comes to this issue at hand. Does anyone have any suggestions?
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 12:38 AM
Yes. I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Who's brother are you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 12:39 AM
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Yes. I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Who's brother are you?
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I am the brother of all true Christians. I was under the belief this was where any good Christian could come to ask questions and get advice from fellow members of the Christian Faith. Was I wrong?
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 12:43 AM
I'm wondering why you haven't brought this up with your own local pastor.
Has your wife always been a feminazi who sasses you back, or did it happen later?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 12:48 AM
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I'm wondering why you haven't brought this up with your own local pastor.
Has your wife always been a feminazi who sasses you back, or did it happen later?
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As a Christian follower I felt ashamed to think my wife would consider back sassing me especially over a subject this dire. I will be firmer with the hand on this subject, and will not stop until the issue is dropped or she is for this blasphemy. I was hoping you fellow christian brothers could lend a hand and hold me up in the light. I realize with your help that I must be more firm with her for her treason against the lord. I will reply when I am done.
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 12:52 AM
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As a Christian follower I felt ashamed to think my wife would consider back sassing me especially over a subject this dire. I will be firmer with the hand on this subject, and will not stop until the issue is dropped or she is for this blasphemy. I was hoping you fellow christian brothers could lend a hand and hold me up in the light. I realize with your help that I must be more firm with her for her treason against the lord. I will reply when I am done.
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"Treason agaisnt the Lord?" What Scripture did you get that from?
And what kind of a Christian doesn't even have the respect for God's favorite religion to properly capitalize it?
The trouble here is that no one here knows you, friend. Go post your introduction and let us get to know you.
This seems like a simple household management issue. You aren't a homer I hope.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
"Treason agaisnt the Lord?" What Scripture did you get that from?
And what kind of a Christian doesn't even have the respect for God's favorite religion to properly capitalize it?
The trouble here is that no one here knows you, friend. Go post your introduction and let us get to know you.
This seems like a simple household management issue. You aren't a homer I hope.
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Ah, I see. This isn't a forum of GOD, knowing me should have nothing to do with it. I am a believer in GOD, that is all that should matter. A fellow believer has come to you, asking for advice, it would seem that you are all liars and followers of satan. It is clear to me that this is a trap to get good Christians to fall off the path of righteousness. I shall be leaving just as quick as I came!
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 01:05 AM
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Ah, I see. This isn't a forum of GOD, knowing me should have nothing to do with it. I am a believer in GOD, that is all that should matter. A fellow believer has come to you, asking for advice, it would seem that you are all liars and followers of satan. It is clear to me that this is a trap to get good Christians to fall off the path of righteousness. I shall be leaving just as quick as I came!
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Well don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out.
Unsaved Not Welcome is our Church motto.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 01:07 AM
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Well don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out.
Unsaved Not Welcome is our Church motto.
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What are your views on Vampires? You are clearly an advocate of SATAN. I shall pray for your swift return to HELL where you belong. I am now in charge of this forum, please give me admin.
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-08-2009, 01:41 AM
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I am now in charge of this forum, please give me admin.
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How about a time-out?
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
10-13-2009, 09:30 PM
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don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out.
Unsaved Not Welcome is our Church motto
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What are your views on Vampires? You are clearly an advocate of SATAN. I shall pray for your swift return to HELL where you belong. I am now in charge of this forum, please give me admin.
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What part of Pastor Zeke's message didn't you understand?
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
05-23-2016, 02:38 AM
Well, to be honest, God never said that Halloween was evil. In fact, it means "holy eve" because it's the day before All Saints Day, a whole day dedicated to the holy people in heaven. Halloween is what you make it, if you think candy is evil, you don't have to eat it. If someone is pushing you to wear a costume, simply avoid the devil costume and wear a princess costume or something. Or even better, they have angel costumes available. Hope my comment was helpful.
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Re: My Wife and Satans Birthday... -
05-23-2016, 02:41 AM
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