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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:03 AM

and looseguy is right,they are fake pictures. photoshop look in to it.

you can tell how bad the pixels are cut around them.

if you honstly beleave that crap.....then you are the ones who need to be saved. not me.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:04 AM

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its a freaking kids show,calm down. you freaking people are the reason i became a pagan. ya'll want to police the world. get over it its not going to happen.


nothing you say to me will make me change my mine.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:07 AM

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its a freaking kids show,calm down. you freaking people are the reason i became a pagan. ya'll want to police the world. get over it its not going to happen.
Ah, a heathen. What are you doing here!?
If you converted to that, haha, then you probably didnt love Jesus anyway.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:08 AM

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Then why are you here? You are univited and unwelcome.
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you got it worng to,honeslty we pagans are also the same as you,we just follow a differnt god. we follow a more nature like gods.

but thats not the point.

i came here to defend that show.honstly i found it annoying,but it does teach kids about friendship and working to gether and honstly the "bad guy" is basicly satan his self trying to lure the kids away from the "good guy" (who is a super hero or a "god") it has nothing to do with pedophilia,also its ment for kids aged from one to seven. if a 12 year old is watching then theres a problem. so i don't see why you got your collars in a bunch.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:14 AM

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You come from that unholy pit of despair?
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you got it worng to,honeslty we pagans are also the same as you,we just follow a differnt god. we follow a more nature like gods.
Translation: We pagans worship Satan.
How dare you suggest that you are like us Christians!?

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i came here to defend that show.honstly i found it annoying,but it does teach kids about friendship and working to gether and honstly the "bad guy" is basicly satan his self trying to lure the kids away from the "good guy" (who is a super hero or a "god") it has nothing to do with pedophilia,also its ment for kids aged from one to seven. if a 12 year old is watching then theres a problem. so i don't see why you got your collars in a bunch.
A heathen comes here to defend a pervert show!? LOL.
And now you are saying that the pedophile in that show is God.
This is BLASPHEMY!
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:19 AM

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You come from that unholy pit of despair?
Well that figures.



Translation: We pagans worship Satan.
How dare you suggest that you are like us Christians!?



A heathen comes here to defend a perver show!? LOL.
And now you are saying that the pedophile in that show is God.
This is BLASPHEMY!

i take it you (someone iwth the name ugly kid joy) isn't who they say they are. but that is not the point.

and doesn't the bible state treat others on how ye be treated? or something to that affect. don't cast the frist stone and all taht jazz.

are you all that closed minded?

open your minds at least for the slim chance hat is a good show? have YOU acctully watched it? if you ahve then you know its not what they make it out to be.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:24 AM

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i take it you (someone iwth the name ugly kid joy) isn't who they say they are. but that is not the point.

and doesn't the bible state treat others on how ye be treated? or something to that affect. don't cast the frist stone and all taht jazz.

are you all that closed minded?

open your minds at least for the slim chance hat is a good show? have YOU acctully watched it? if you ahve then you know its not what they make it out to be.
Read what the Bible says on that subject HERE.

Is that the best you can do with you grammar and punctuation boy? Are you in the special class at your junior high?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:30 AM

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i take it you (someone iwth the name ugly kid joy) isn't who they say they are. but that is not the point.
It most certainly isnt to the point. However, to help you out: my real name isnt Ugly Kid Joe. That is called a "nickname." Judging by the fact that you think my name starts with "Ugly Kid" and judging by the spelling in your post, I must conclude that your IQ cant possibly be any higher than 24.

For the record: my name is Joe.

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and doesn't the bible state treat others on how ye be treated? or something to that affect. don't cast the frist stone and all taht jazz.
Do I want to be treated in the way a pro-pedo like yourself should be treated? Ofcourse not. So your question doesnt make any sense.

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Disapproving of child abuse is being close-minded?
That's not a very open-minded statement.

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Yes. And I have seen enough to warn parents all over town to make sure their children are not brainwashed by those freaks!
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:30 AM

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Read what the Bible says on that subject HERE.

Is that the best you can do with you grammar and punctuation boy? Are you in the special class at your junior high?

no i just really don't care to punctuate on a fourm. EVER!. anyways....

i came here really not wanting a fight but to put my 2 cents in on this subject.


i persontly don't push my regloin on people nor do i bash other peolpes choices, its what they chose to follow.

but if you want to keep bashing lazy town, then do so,but please get more info on the subject before you do.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:37 AM

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Is that the best you can do with you grammar and punctuation boy? Are you in the special class at your junior high?
making fun of others? Not welcoming those? I thought Christians had better morals and values than that...guess not. By the way thats very unchristian of yourself and christians are supposed to be welcoming with open arms pushing their beliefs on others not pushing those away. What makes you better than anyone else? Because you worship a false god?

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:42 AM

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making fun of others? Not welcoming those? I thought Christians had better morals and values than that...guess not. By the way thats very unchristian of yourself and christians are supposed to be welcoming with open arms pushing their beliefs on others not pushing those away. What makes you better than anyone else? Because you worship a false god?

4chan scum come here, into God's favorite forum, to lecture us about morality?

Read THIS, troll.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:45 AM

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-22-2009, 03:49 AM

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It never ceases to amaze me that all those that come here preaching tolerance and love wind up being hateful and spiteful people themselves.


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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-25-2009, 12:16 PM

wow... really people? with everything going on in the world.. economic depression, famine and hunger in third world countries.. you focus on some retarded show that will be around for like.. maybe a year at most before its forgotten and put into the bin that all the other shows before it (EXACTLY LIKE IT, via different characters). focus on important stuff. i garente you 99% of the girls that watch this show dont even know anything about their own bodies yet let alone what to do with "grown up men" etc etc. you get the gist. its a freaking fad. let it go, and get over it. it wont be around long.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-25-2009, 12:20 PM

oh and btw. those "sinful" and "horrifying" photos. are all (badly) photoshoped.. for some people out there that dont know what that means, it means someone (with a dirty mind) takes the photo and changes it around, or adds a face from one person to another to make it look sexy or lustful. every picture I've seen posted on here, nay for a few, have been photoshoped. even the ones that look like a picture of the actual show have been photoshoped.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-25-2009, 12:23 PM

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Look at this recent music video of this harlot

WOOOOOOWW.. really??? HAHAHA that was a freakin video someone made themselves! that wasnt off the tv show. personally i think that video is funny. has a catchy tune.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-25-2009, 12:29 PM

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4chan scum come here, into God's favorite forum, to lecture us about morality?

Read THIS, troll.
uh yea.. btw i go to 4chan and i have morals. i dont drink i dont smoke, i have a girlfriend and we are waiting till were married to have sex, lets see. I've actually read the bible. (pretty good read, although god can be harsh at times) um... i'll say right now im not Christian. i just come here to correct some of your thinking errors. like all those pictures that were photoshoped and people thought they were real. thinking certain things have to be a certain way and you pointing out a single verse in the bible that says so completely negating the ones before or after that say it can be ok in certain circumstances, etc etc just thought i'd let you know were not all scum. that would be the /b/ section of 4chan your talking about. hey what do u know i just corrected ANOTHER thinking error. do your research before you post. KthxBye
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-25-2009, 01:16 PM

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Read what the Bible says on that subject HERE.

Is that the best you can do with you grammar and punctuation boy? Are you in the special class at your junior high?
like i said. i READ the bible. i dont just look it up from what i kno about that verse its Matthew 7:11 or 7:12, i believe, and it states

"in everything do to others what you would have them do to you for this sums up the Law of the Prophets" or something to that effect. (sorry its a pretty big book)
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 05-25-2009, 01:25 PM

"If you consider yourself to be a Christian, and you are here because you think we are in error, then this section is for you.

We believe that the Bible is the literal inerrant Word of God."

SO THAT WHY YOU GUYS ARE LIKE THIS????? ooo ok i got it. i thought you were all just going overboard. but ok i get it now. you take the bible literally, its not you, its your thought process.
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