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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 08-30-2011, 03:31 AM

There's a clear difference between casting judgement and preaching the good news. I believe there's sin in this world, and I believe Christ came to save us from ours, but I don't think sitting and drawing silly conclusions about a childrens' television show helps or makes this world less evil. Some of the logical leaps that were made in this thread don't even make sense, and part of me hopes they were tongue-in-cheek.
The girl in the show is sexualized by people on the internet, yes. And most of the pictures posted here were deliberately taken to sexualize her. But I don't think that makes it inherantly evil.

Yes, my pastor does read the Bible. And in reference to the post above, 1Cor. 5:12-13 says that judging the world is for God and God alone to do. Focus judgement on yourself and people like me within the church, people who should know better. Maybe it's just an opinion, but I think throwing stones and making ridiculous judgements does more harm than good for the good of His Kingdom.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 08-30-2011, 03:36 AM

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There's a clear difference between casting judgement and preaching the good news. I believe there's sin in this world, and I believe Christ came to save us from ours, but I don't think sitting and drawing silly conclusions about a childrens' television show helps or makes this world less evil. Some of the logical leaps that were made in this thread don't even make sense, and part of me hopes they were tongue-in-cheek.
The girl in the show is sexualized by people on the internet, yes. And most of the pictures posted here were deliberately taken to sexualize her. But I don't think that makes it inherantly evil.

Yes, my pastor does read the Bible. And in reference to the post above, 1Cor. 5:12-13 says that judging the world is for God and God alone to do. Focus judgement on yourself and people like me within the church, people who should know better. Maybe it's just an opinion, but I think throwing stones and making ridiculous judgements does more harm than good for the good of His Kingdom.

By the way, the "unsaved trash" next to my name is rather upsetting to me. I know my savior, and I know where my heart lies.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 08-30-2011, 03:38 AM

I don't mean to flame anybody. And before this turns hostile, because I don't want it to erupt into such (there shouldn't be animosity between us), I don't doubt that any of you are acting or speaking without good intentions and a missionary's heart. But I don't think it's the quite right way to go about it. I'll make sure to take this where you're directing me if I have more to say.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 08-30-2011, 03:45 AM

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I don't mean to flame anybody. And before this turns hostile, because I don't want it to erupt into such (there shouldn't be animosity between us), I don't doubt that any of you are acting or speaking without good intentions and a missionary's heart. But I don't think it's the quite right way to go about it. I'll make sure to take this where you're directing me if I have more to say.
Yea, but you're just a foreigner. Who cares what you think? It's only what God thinks that counts.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 09-19-2011, 11:52 PM

You people are piffleing abhorrent. You honestly think your brand of hate represents God? It's disgusting reading the shit you post. First of all, it's amazing to me as an outsider how many pictures you sick piffles have of this 14 year old girl you've turned your religion into a vehicle to hate. You sit around posting pictures you allegedly find offensive (yet seem to have dozens of) and talking about what a whore, slut, or whatever a 14 year old girl is? The show is about being active. My kid watches it every day. I've watched it with him and see nothing of any sexual nature whatsoever. It's stupid at points, sure but the general message is eat healthy and be active. You'd have to be a pretty twisted freak to watch the show and read any sort of pedophilia into it. Come to think of it, it's a little disturbing you guys watch a show with a 14 year old girl on it, immediately think about nailing her, download dozens of her pictures, and then spend your time sitting around talking about what a whore she is. You don't find that a little unnerving? What's even better is that then my child can search his favorite show and we can find this little cesspool of hate, claiming to be representing God. You oughta be ashamed of yourselves, seriously. When you're roasting in hell-and I'm sure I'll be there too, so I'll see ya there-you'll at least know why now.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 09-20-2011, 12:57 AM

lol, I suppose I should stick to close minded, hate filled posts so I could be accepted into your little hate clique? Sickening. When the pastor comes around with the little paper dixie cups, drink the kool-aid. I hope you all piffleing kill yourselves, you need to be exterminated. You're pieces of garbage.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 09-20-2011, 01:02 AM

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Yea, but you're just a foreigner. Who cares what you think? It's only what God thinks that counts.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
and wow, you are especially a piece of trash. I'd love to run into you in a dark alley...
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 09-20-2011, 01:07 AM

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I'd love to run into you in a dark alley...
Pastor Ezekiel sure is a Godly and hansome man, but as he is a Christian, he is also a normal person. So, you better keep your fantasies of sodomy to yourself. Thank you.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 09-20-2011, 01:13 AM

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I read your little bunch of gibberish btw. Interesting you think anyone but you is making an ass of themselves, lmao. What are you? Like ten years old? Seriously, really hope I run into you in a dark alley somewhere you piece of shit, I'll teach you a thing or two about hate boy. Believe that, treat you like the bitch that you are.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 10-22-2011, 10:30 PM

I've seen this show first hand!! It's a pedo's dream come true!! I was disgusted at the level of pornography in this vile show.. surely the work of the devil HIMSELF!! :O
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-08-2011, 09:28 PM

Hey that "least" sinful picture a a celebrity fake, they use computers to put the heads of celebrities on a provocative body.So don't judge,God judges. And you people are oversensitive saying that every child show is bad and wtf pacman is bad? Is it that you eat ghosts in pac man.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-08-2011, 10:01 PM

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Hey that "least" sinful picture a a celebrity fake, they use computers to put the heads of celebrities on a provocative body.So don't judge,God judges. And you people are oversensitive saying that every child show is bad and wtf pacman is bad? Is it that you eat ghosts in pac man.
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So i get an infraction for free speech?haha hypocrisy this is.
"Free speech" is a conceptual agreement that is between an individual and the government. That does not apply here.

What you are doing is basically entering someone's living room and saying the couch is ugly. There are no Constitutional protections on what the couch-owner says to you.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-09-2011, 03:43 AM

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-02-2011, 03:05 PM

As a young adult I just want to say that I am appalled to see such language and so MUCH judgment. I've been a christian my whole life. I attend a baptist private school. No one in my life has ever said such terrible things. Calling people "fags" using the Lords name in vain! Calling people retards! I volunteer at a Special Needs camp every summer and calling someone a retard is as if I called someone a Christian as an insult! Ya'll should all be ashamed
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Real man eat real meat. Gays eat fish. Everyone knows that. I always kill my own dinner.
Really? I know lots of baptist people that give up meat for lent.. Does that mean their gay?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-02-2011, 03:27 PM

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As a young adult I just want to say that I am appalled to see such language and so MUCH judgment. I've been a christian my whole life. I attend a baptist private school. No one in my life has ever said such terrible things. Calling people "fags" using the Lords name in vain! Calling people retards! I volunteer at a Special Needs camp every summer and calling someone a retard is as if I called someone a Christian as an insult! Ya'll should all be ashamed
Please provide the name and direct number of your school, in particular the retard "teacher" who has neither taught you how to spell nor instructed you in the teachings of the KJV Bible. Also, have him explain in detail why everything I've highlighted of yours in RED is incorrect.



You might want to give him a heads up that I will be asking him about a True Christian™'s right to judge.

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using the Lords name in vain!
That is very serious accusation, can you please show where someone has used Lord's name in vain or been biblically incorrect here in this forum.

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