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Default Re: The Scientific Method for Christians - 06-17-2010, 03:50 AM

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Of course, you should try it with a righteous person underneath. If the person truly is righteous, you will see that the ball doesn't drop as fast as it did in the experiment with the sinner. If the ball falls with the same velocity, then you know, of course, that the person wasn't truly righteous.
Just tried it with a baptist preacher. Same results. He wasn't too happy with a steel ball hitting his neck though. And meters aren't flawed. It's a unit of measure just like feet, yards, miles, nautical miles, light years, etc. You can use any unit of measure and the right way to find the circumference of a circle is diameter times pi which is 3.14159.....


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Just tried it with a baptist preacher. Same results. He wasn't too happy with a steel ball hitting his neck though.
Well, as I said, if you get the same results, then clearly he wasn't righteous, and he wasn't a True Baptist.

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Then why aren't they in the Bible? The Bible uses feet, which is much easier to use, as we can all use our feet to measure anything, so that we do not need to use any measuring device like a ruler. Really thoughtful of God, isn't it?

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You can use any unit of measure and the right way to find the circumference of a circle is diameter times pi which is 3.14159.....
Pi is possessed by Satan, which is why the calculations turn out that it would be 3.14 instead of 3, like Biblical Truth™ teaches.


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Default Re: The Scientific Method for Christians - 06-17-2010, 12:37 PM

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Just tried it with a baptist preacher. Same results. He wasn't too happy with a steel ball hitting his neck though. And meters aren't flawed. It's a unit of measure just like feet, yards, miles, nautical miles, light years, etc. You can use any unit of measure and the right way to find the circumference of a circle is diameter times pi which is 3.14159.....
What are you trying to reach with these godless insults ?.
If you are trying to convince us with satanic science you have come to the wrong forum. We (if I may talk in the name of all christians on the forum) believe in god, and in what he taught us with help from the bible.
He also warned us for worthless sinners who try to pull christians on the wrong path.

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Default Re: The Scientific Method for Christians - 06-18-2010, 02:35 AM

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Well, as I said, if you get the same results, then clearly he wasn't righteous, and he wasn't a True Baptist.



Then why aren't they in the Bible? The Bible uses feet, which is much easier to use, as we can all use our feet to measure anything, so that we do not need to use any measuring device like a ruler. Really thoughtful of God, isn't it?



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They used cubits not feet.
That doesn't matter, it was just an example. A cubit was equal to the distance between a person's elbow and fingertips, so my argument still applies.


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That doesn't matter, it was just an example. A cubit was equal to the distance between a person's elbow and fingertips, so my argument still applies.
No it really doesn't because you said they used feet in the bible and I said they used cubits. I'm wrong, no big deal. The unit of measurement doesn't matter for finding circumference because its just an equation. It just cannot change. I wonder how you all build homes or even your own church using pi as 3. Actually that's impossible. You all use 3.14...what am I thinking? Haha you are in denial of so many things, its actually funny.


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I wonder how you all build homes or even your own church using pi as 3. Actually that's impossible. You all use 3.14...what am I thinking? Haha you are in denial of so many things, its actually funny.
Why would I need "pi" to build a home? When I build my home I simply used wood and bricks.


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Default Re: The Scientific Method for Christians - 06-18-2010, 06:22 PM

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No it really doesn't because you said they used feet in the bible and I said they used cubits. I'm wrong, no big deal. The unit of measurement doesn't matter for finding circumference because its just an equation. It just cannot change. I wonder how you all build homes or even your own church using pi as 3. Actually that's impossible. You all use 3.14...what am I thinking? Haha you are in denial of so many things, its actually funny.
We deny nothing. It is God that denies Pi is 3.41. Since God created the universe and He can damn us to eternal torment, if we refuse to accept Pi is 3 like He says, we follow God command on this.

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We deny nothing. It is God that denies Pi is 3.41. Since God created the universe and He can damn us to eternal torment, if we refuse to accept Pi is 3 like He says, we follow God command on this.

We're only being good Christians here friend.
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Whoa whoa. I said I was right in my other post. What happened? Who is doing this? Why is my signiture something I didn't put?
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No it really doesn't because you said they used feet in the bible and I said they used cubits. I'm wrong, no big deal.
Yes, it does, and yes, you are wrong. Both feet and cubits do not need a special device to be measured, provided you have respectively one foot and one arm complete with hand and fingers. For meters, we do need such a device. That was my point.

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Could you please back this up with Scripture?

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It just cannot change.
Is pi your God or something:

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For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

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I wonder how you all build homes or even your own church using pi as 3. Actually that's impossible. You all use 3.14...what am I thinking?
Why are you consistently ignoring my point about Satan possessing pi?

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Haha you are in denial of so many things, its actually funny.

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The problem with your hypothesis is that your question is so vague as to be unfalsifiable. For example, WHICH man weighs less that WHICH whale?

Whales vary in weight from doliphins to blue whales. Men vary in weight from 0.00 pounds (the weight of Jesus when He walked on water) to the Sons of Anak, who were probably larger than blue whales:

33And there we saw the giants, the sons of Anak, which come of the giants: and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight. - Numbers 13:33

If we agree that the average grasshopper weights approx 300mg (sorry to use metric but that's what my sources use) and an average third world citizen (as the ancient Israelites would have been) weighs 75.6 kg....I'll need someone who understands the metric system to do the calculations.
Gosh as a woman I am not really science minded, but I tend to go with good old fashioned logic as to the whale/man scenario. I mean, a man can live inside a whale as the Bible points out with Jonah. That is proof alone. But there are no stories of whales living inside of a man. Obviously for something to live inside of something else, it would have to weigh less.

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I mean, a man can live inside a whale as the Bible points out with Jonah.
You mean inside a whales stomach? Human would be digested in there.
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You mean inside a whales stomach? Human would be digested in there.

I'm pretty sure that on most of the cases the human or the whale would die.
Not necessarily ... in your case, you would give a whale terrible indigestion; however, your small size would enable you to pass through the whale speedily, and pop out of it's anus fairly intact. You would both survive.


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Not necessarily ... in your case, you would give a whale terrible indigestion; however, your small size would enable you to pass through the whale speedily, and pop out of it's anus fairly intact. You would both survive.
We talked about living inside a whale not going through it. Idiot...
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We talked about living inside a whale not going through it.
My GOD-given wisdom remains the same: you are indigestible. I know this as your posts make my bowels cramp in a most unladylike fashion. You could live inside a whale for an entire month and survive, as your unnaturally tiny size requires very little breathable air. Your midgetness would enable you to slither through the whale's system easily, until you, much like the day you hatched from your mother's anus, shoot out of the whale's bottom. I stand by my early statement that you would both survive this very minor ordeal.

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You mean inside a whales stomach? Human would be digested in there.
I'm pretty sure that on most of the cases the human or the whale would die.



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You mean inside a whales stomach? Human would be digested in there.
See, this is just the sort of arrogant stupidity that science was invented to stop. What do you really, really know about whales, stomachs, digestion, or the toughness of Jonah? Do you even know which book of the Bible talks about these things?

You, a total non-expert on all these things, just said "well, it sounds true" and decided to be opinionated based on that.

So if a total non-expert on aircraft, physics, and in-flight snacks just scribbled together a blueprint for an airplane, and said "well, it looks like it will fly", would you volunteer to be on the maiden flight?

No, of course you wouldn't. When your skin is on the line, when your butt is likely to be the one falling from the sky in a rain of flaming jet fuel and small packets of mediocre pretzels, suddenly "it sounds right" isn't good enough.

Things are complicated. Things are not only more complicated than you imagine, they are more complicated than most people CAN imagine. You need people who sweated bullets to learn the facts. You need obsessive nerds who spend sleepless blue-balled nights studying everything that can go wrong. You need people who say "it looks good enough, but WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY?"
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