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Skull Re: What are you offended by right now? - 01-11-2019, 02:34 PM

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Fusion cuisine has gone out of control:
I hear that. Why do they have to make all the cleaning chemicals look like Kool-Aid?

It just causes all sorts of problems. A few years back, one of my motel cleaning ladies (Maritza or Marisol or something) brought her anchor baby to work and it drank a bunch of the drain cleaner from her cart because it looked like blue raspberry punch. The little beaner brat ended up dying and the maid freaked out and stopped working very hard. She became quite a nuisance, really, and I ended up having to call ICE and they got rid of her for me. Thank God for ICE!


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 01-25-2019, 12:03 AM

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I am deeply offended by the TSA sickout.
Come on, people!!! While I have not suffered the effects of a shutdown, what if I had to travel - that would be such an inconvenience, to have to stand in even longer lines just because of some TSA agents who don't want to work without receiving pay!

This is ridiculous. Don't they know that they should not ask what the country can do for them????
^^^ This is still true (all these federal workers whining for their government handouts just make me sick, why don't they make an effort to pull themselves by their bootstraps?), but now I'm also offended by the liberals and their "global warming" shtick - and them saying that the fact it's FREAKING COLD right now doesn't matter because polar ice, average global temperatures, blah blah blah - I do not care about any of this, I only care about the fact my rear end FREEZES each time I get out these days, and that PROVES there is no global warming!
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 01-25-2019, 09:02 AM

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^^^ This is still true (all these federal workers whining for their government handouts just make me sick, why don't they make an effort to pull themselves by their bootstraps?), but now I'm also offended by the liberals and their "global warming" shtick - and them saying that the fact it's FREAKING COLD right now doesn't matter because polar ice, average global temperatures, blah blah blah - I do not care about any of this, I only care about the fact my rear end FREEZES each time I get out these days, and that PROVES there is no global warming!
Here it is - clear as day from Trump's tweet on March 23 of last year, and plenty of warning time to start setting aside a little money. Like it's not the first time in history that the government shut down - if you were paying any attention in school (or maybe that's why you need a government job).

I too am sick of the whining - cushy government job, nice benefits (no ObamaCare), and very little downside other that you might have to tighten your belt a little once in awhile, turn off the cable, drop your expensive cell plan, set aside some savings, find a nice Baptist church to attend, and most importantly - never vote for Democrats. Does it say that in the FAQ - how stupid can you be?

Hello Nancy Pelosi - are you still there? What year is it? Obama is no longer president and Hillary lost.

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March 23, 2018
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“I am considering a VETO of the Omnibus Spending Bill based on the fact that the 800,000 plus DACA recipients have been totally abandoned by the Democrats (not even mentioned in Bill) and the BORDER WALL, which is desperately needed for our National Defense, is not fully funded,” Trump wrote on Twitter at 9 a.m. EDT.

“But I say to Congress I will never sign another bill like this again,” he told reporters. “I’m not going to do it again.”

. . .
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-u...-idUSKBN1GY15X


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 01-25-2019, 11:53 PM

Talk about fudging the numbers! Has anyone else noticed that whenever "records are broken" and you take a closer look it's always the most |warming proponentist unit of observation| since |records began/1894/other| followed by some arbitrary location such as a particular street or time of day as if we're all idiots?








1. cold, hot, wet, dry, volcanic eruptions, bees
2. cold, hot, wet, dry, volcanic eruptions, bees
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. . . .•in Osboldoston Street
. . . .•at 4 o'clock on Friday January 13th
. . . .•under the tree opposite the railway station
. . . .•when there's a full moon but no clouds & it's raining
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 01-31-2019, 06:15 PM

Henpecked sissy liberal husbands referring to their wives as "the smart one". Please, stop. It's not true (you know it isn't) and it's never cute.


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Rebuke Re: What are you offended by right now? - 01-31-2019, 06:45 PM

I am offended by the Democrats thinking America would vote for a queer for President.


South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg (Pronounced boot-a-judge) is exploring a run for President against our beloved Donald (may everything he touches turn to gold). First of all, the guy hasn't even lost all his baby teeth. He's married to a MAN. He is OPENLY gay - something I cannot imagine - and he is in charge of a city in the most backward state in the union (well, except for West Virginia) with a population of 107,000. Most of those are Notre Dame students, a catholic university espousing all manner of liberal things like science and logic. Logic? Not in OUR White House. What next? Instead of the president's cabinet, it will be his armoire?


Oh, to make himself look butch, he mentioned he served in the Army. I bet. How many men did he molest while they slept? I am sure when he appeared on the View today Whoopi didn't ask that question.


Offended? No. I am outraged. We need to ignite Donald Trump's base. Set it on FIRE. People, start speaking out now, lest the state of the union be declared fabulous.


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