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Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-10-2014, 10:08 PM
Feelin low tuday...God trademark must've needed anuther ANGEL or whys else did he take good godly MYLES MUNROE an his HUGE HANDS from us (ladies)
Watching his tapes now in bed with medicinal brandycake but it not the same WHY OH WHY LORD trademark did you'd take im????????
oh god
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-11-2014, 01:31 AM
Now, now, Miss Cookie, certainly my prayers are with Myles Munroe and everybody who has been touched by his tragic loss, but please, dear, please, please, please remember what happened last time God called somebody home and you consoled yourself with medicinal brandy.
Paul Walker would not want you drinking too much brandy, and neither would Myles Munroe. I will be paying you a visit shortly to personally make sure you are completely in control of all your faculties and not doing anything you might regret later.
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11-11-2014, 01:38 AM
Keysh under mat
Oh god oh god why he take the gooduns so youngz that's a questions
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11-11-2014, 01:40 AM
Plz bring more brandy for colds have account at corner storeJUST sign ALSO pringles
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11-11-2014, 01:40 AM
PS ranch kind thankyous
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11-11-2014, 02:01 AM
Fear not, my dear, as I was already bringing some top shelf blackberry brandy. You have to promise not to over-indulge, though.
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11-11-2014, 02:45 AM
We'll download sum miles Davis records frm the electronic internets highway/byway At least name's the same. Bring quarters they might charge.
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-11-2014, 02:51 AM
Almost there, dear. I put this on my mp3 player. I hope you like it and it makes you feel better.
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11-11-2014, 02:59 AM
Ow That got me up'n dancin for Myles hen I twisted muy ankleThink I'm supposed to elevate it bring kitchen-ice on yr ways up
sadbad day dear god trademark WHY ? ? ?
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11-11-2014, 03:03 AM
I wanna search th crash site maybe hes stkll alive - -
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11-11-2014, 03:03 AM
going out
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11-11-2014, 10:03 AM
Um, has anybody seen Miss Cookie? I thought she was expecting me to console her, but she wasn't home when I arrived.
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-11-2014, 10:08 AM
OK, I think Cookie is trying to drive to the plane crash site to search for Myles Munroe's body.
This is problematic because the crash occurred near Freeport, not Freehold. Also, Freeport is on an Island in the Bahamas, not here in Iowa.
So it's impossible to drive to.
Also, Miss Cookie has apparently consumed a lot of Brandy this evening.
I'm going to call the Department of Faith and Mayor Joe Hold and ask them to please keep an eye out for her.
Heading out to search for her myself right now, prayers lifted.
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-12-2014, 10:35 AM
Has anybody seen or heard from Miss Cookie? I'm about to call the local hospitals, police stations, and morgue.
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-12-2014, 10:44 AM
I think we should be praying for the safe return of Mistress Cookie, rather than for Myles Munro
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-12-2014, 11:05 AM
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I think we should be praying for the safe return of Mistress Cookie, rather than for Myles Munro
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Indeed, Brother Jim.
There is very little hope for Mr. Munroe as he was a Pentecostal heretic. It is clear that his dwellings are in the Furnace of Hell where these false Christians inevitably belong. This has been proven beyond any reasonable doubt!
Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
I join in your prayers for Mistress Cookie.
Please, Sweet Jesus Redeemer OUR LORD.
Bring Mistress Cookie back to safety.
Please let our Good Pastors perform powerful exorcism to remove all the lingering pentecostal demons from her.
Thank you, God!
Thank you, Jesus!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-12-2014, 11:16 AM
You mean that when she returns, we can have a real live exorcism?
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-12-2014, 12:54 PM
I agree that Myles Munroe paid the ultimate price for his heresy, but right now we just need to focus on finding Cookie. Oh please Lord Jesus, wrap your protecting arms around her and bring her home to us!
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Re: Pleez pray fur godly god brothers MYLES MUNROE ! ! ! -
11-12-2014, 01:04 PM
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I agree that Myles Munroe paid the ultimate price for his heresy, but right now we just need to focus on finding Cookie. Oh please Lord Jesus, wrap your protecting arms around her and bring her home to us!
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I totally agree, Brother. I am convinced that prayer is the best weapon for this mission!
Matthew 18:11
For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost.
A True Christian™ Lady can rely on God guiding her home and we can contribute by giving mighty True Christian™ prayers to protect her on her journey!
Yours in Christ,
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