[Pfc. James Nye]

Hello.

This is a drinking song we sung when I was in the Army. It is based on a true story of soul-winning through the Gospel:

The chickees in Paris
Would try to ensnare us
But most of them don't shave their PITS
'Cept I met this one lady
In circumstance shady
Who offered to show me her...BI-BLE VER-SES!

I stumbled out with her
Into the night bitter
We presently came to some SHANTIES
She beckoned me in
We pulled back a gin
Then she yanked my face to her... BI-BLE VER-SES!

Her husband came home
With a yell and a moan
"Moi cheri, yet more of your SNOW JOBS!"
"You send me to Nice,"
"Chasing after wild geese,"
"At home, you're giving out....BI-BLE VER-SES!"

He seems a nice guy
And I can't say just why
But I didn't want nothing BETWEEN US
So I offered to share
That I'd let him stay there
While she packed her mouth with my....BI-BLE VER-SES!

I left the next day
In a shamefaced way
Feeling like some sort of BUM
I'm not welcome in France
'Cos I stole both their pants
And left 'em both covered in...BI-BLE VER-SES!

I think there are more verses. But that is all I remember.

"Chopper" Nye.

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

I was recently informed that our dear friend Pfc. James "Chopper" Nye has passed on to glory. I heartily recommend his "Bible Verses," posted above.

Mourn ya 'til I join ya!


BAB