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Default Joel Osteen Satanic Ear Tickler - 01-18-2009, 11:29 PM

Now I used to make fun of Joel like everyone else, the thing is I never watched him speak until this morning. This man is truly a seductive false teacher, do not take him lightly. I felt like a deer caught in the headlights of his charm! If not for the Godly teachings of Landover protecting me I would surely have been lost to this Joel Cult.
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Default Re: Joel Osteen Satanic Ear Tickler - 01-18-2009, 11:53 PM

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I felt like a deer caught in the headlights of his charm!
Or perhaps the headlights of his teeth:



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Default Re: Joel Osteen Satanic Ear Tickler - 01-18-2009, 11:56 PM

Notice the satanic glimmer in his right eye. Chilling!
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Default Re: Joel Osteen Satanic Ear Tickler - 01-19-2009, 01:03 AM

Dr. Terry Watkins over at Dial-the-Truth Ministries wrote an excellent expose of Mr. Osteen here: Joel Osteen: True or False?

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Today’s Christians have been spiritually malnourished with a steady and unrelenting diet of "judge not, that ye be not judged. . .," tolerant, inclusive "junk food" doctrine until they are completely void of any spiritual discernment. May I remind you in Matthew 7 where the popular "judge not, that ye be not judged. . ." mantra occurs contains the harshest warning in the Bible exposing false prophets and exercising personal spiritual discernment. The Lord Jesus in Matthew 7:21-23 provides the most enlightening and frightening warning found in all the scriptures. Many (not a few) people that openly call Jesus "Lord, Lord. . ." and many that "prophesy in thy name. . ." and ". . . cast out devils. . ." and in the name of Jesus Christ perform "many wonderful (not hateful, but nice, sweet) works. . ."— Jesus will utter "I NEVER knew you." They were never saved. If they were ever saved—Jesus could not say, I NEVER knew you. Despite their "many wonderful works" in the name of Jesus, despite calling Him "Lord, Lord"—Jesus Christ will cast them into an eternal lake of fire, calling them "ye that work iniquity."
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Friend, the greatest "fire and brimstone" preacher that ever lived was the Lord Jesus! He preached about hell more than any other subject. If you don’t believe in proclaiming "fire and brimstone, as Osteen openly confesses, you do not believe the Bible! It’s that simple.
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Default Re: Joel Osteen Satanic Ear Tickler - 01-19-2009, 01:14 AM

Reminds me of our Lord's words, "beware when all men speak well of you." No one speaks well of Landover Baptist, that's how we know Landover teaches truth.
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Default Re: Joel Osteen Satanic Ear Tickler - 01-19-2009, 03:59 PM

Speaking of Joel Osteen, as I was watching TBN last night, he started his sermon with (of all things) a joke.

The one last night was about a guy who wanted to tell a blonde joke. He was started to tell the joke, at which point a 6 foot tall blonde woman said, "I'm 6 a six foot tall blond boxer, next to me is a 6 foot 4 blond basketball player, next to her is a blond six foot six sumo wrestler; now do you still want to tell your joke?"

To which the man responded "No, I don't think so, I don't want to have to explain it three times"

Now, what kind of "preacher" would start out his sermon with that kind of horrible joke!?!

I mean, the word blond isn't even in the Bible (KJV1611). Surely he could have told a red head joke, something about Esau?

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