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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-05-2013, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Fish swim in water, silly.
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Let me use your logic
In Bible it is writen that he took all of animals with him
Fishes are also animals.....
That is just one question
What did animals eat(anpesaly carnivores)?
How did some species senzitive to temperature temperature changes survived?
How did he get al the got two of each animal from all of world?
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-05-2013, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by {Anna}
Let me use your logic
In Bible it is writen that he took all of animals with him
Fishes are also animals.....
That is just one question
What did animals eat(anpesaly carnivores)?
How did some species senzitive to temperature temperature changes survived?
How did he get al the got two of each animal from all of world?
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Originally Posted by Thumbs Up
Don't be fooled of apparent flaws the Ark might of had.: John 7:24
God must've made it work, with some kind of divine technique we perhaps might not understand: Psalm 147:5
Noah's Ark was a reality.
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God did it all. Are your doubting his omnipotent capabilities?
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-05-2013, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Thumbs Up
God must've made it work, with some kind of divine technique we perhaps might not understand: Psalm 147:5
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Indeed. Why it's simply Blasphemy to suggest He lied about it, like some single bachelor in a dank and smelly bar trying to impress a "hot date" for the night (or an hour). If the good LORD can create plants to convert light energy captured from the sun into chemical energy that can be used to fuel (photosynthesis) before He created the very sun (Genesis 1:11-19), He can certainly figure out where animals fit on the ark, provide adequately circulating air, provide waste removal, and not allow bacterial or viral infections to overwhelm the only living animals for lo those many months on the high seas.
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Noah's Ark was a reality.
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Quoted for truth, dear.
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-05-2013, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Thumbs Up
God did it all. Are your doubting his omnipotent capabilities?
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So you don't know
I so surpriseed
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Indeed. Why it's simply Blasphemy to suggest He lied about it, like some single bachelor in a dank and smelly bar trying to impress a "hot date" for the night (or an hour). If the good LORD can create plants to convert light energy captured from the sun into chemical energy that can be used to fuel (photosynthesis) before He created the very sun (Genesis 1:11-19), He can certainly figure out where animals fit on the ark, provide adequately circulating air, provide waste removal, and not allow bacterial or viral infections to overwhelm the only living animals for lo those many months on the high seas.
Quoted for truth, dear.
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knew more abaut Earth's origen then modern scentist do
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-05-2013, 11:26 PM
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So you don't know
I so surpriseed
Yes,creationisam-becoze a tribe of Irion-Age desert wanderers
knew more abaut Earth's origen then modern scentist do
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Wait right there.
Are you calling God a tribe of -... ?It hurts me deeply on a spiritual level to quote that.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-05-2013, 11:28 PM
Anna, you need to read the Bible instead of touching yourself while looking at lezbean pictures. God was very clear about the Noah and the Ark.
What animals, how many, who and what to exclude. You also need to realize that not all animals were in existence when He flooded the Earth. God is constantly creating new animals to fascinate and entertain us. Also, many animals were bad and had made pacts with Satan.
The Holy Ghost was very clear to Noah to ensure those beasts did not get Golden Tickets to a space on the Ark. Instead, all the animals giggled in glee as the other ones drowned. Just as Noah did watching all the heathens flounder about in the rain, gurgling their last breaths until they sank to the bottom of the raging waters, eyes open, bubbles slowly emanating from their open, horrified mouths, fingers twitching at the prospect of eternity in Hell.
Everybody knows this.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-05-2013, 11:29 PM
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Yes,creationisam-becoze a tribe of Irion-Age desert wanderers
knew more abaut Earth's origen then modern scentist do
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You messed up the popular internet quote, dear. It goes like this:
"Creationism, Because desert goat herders living in tents 3,000 years ago knew more about the cosmos and biology than modern day scientists."
Old news.
And misleading.
The "desert goat herders living in tents" didn't know about the origin of the earth (which is completely off topic, by the way), but they knew to have faith in the LORD, the creator of the earth, including to write down what He dictated to them. To suggest the creator doesn't know what He created is just silly. It shows the foolishness of your argument and the ignorance of the typical atheist.
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-05-2013, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Anna, you need to read the Bible instead of touching yourself while looking at lezbean pictures.
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This precisely is a very important step Mr.Hutchins has pointed out.
Less NONSENSE and more BIBLE
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 12:39 AM
So you want me to belive in Bibleis
-Word of God
But how can you be sure it is worf of God?
-Because Bible tells us so
But why belive in Bible
-Bible is infallible
But how do you know it is infallible
-Becoze it is word of God
and cycle starts again
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by {Anna}
So you want me to belive in Bibleis
-Word of God
But how can you be sure it is worf of God?
-Because Bible tells us so
But why belive in Bible
-Bible is infallible
But how do you know it is infallible
-Becoze it is word of God
and cycle starts again
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Now Anna, no one that is a True Christian™ ever said that. It simply does not make sense. Now, you being all sorts of queer in Mostar means you really have little education and possess a mind that is inferior, like many feral beings.
We know the Bible is the message from God (no sane person thinks God wrote it!) because if it were not His message, don't you think God would of done something about it? In the 200 years of the magnificence of the KJV, He had plenty of time to have empowered a Christian to round up the copies of the book and burned them. He certainly has done so with other works He deemed unworthy. No, the KJV Bible has endured expressly because of the blessing of Jesus. Simple proof it is the Message from God!
Next time, get an adult to review your comments, you'll look less foolish.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 08:10 AM
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So you don't know
I so surpriseed
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And YOU do know how the ineffable and immeasurable God made it happen? Please tell us. Sometimes, "I don't know," is a good enough answer. When it comes to matters about how God actually does things that's definitely the right answer.
Job 37:5 God thundereth marvellously with his voice; great things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend.
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 10:52 AM
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And YOU do know how the ineffable and immeasurable God made it happen? Please tell us. Sometimes, "I don't know," is a good enough answer. When it comes to matters about how God actually does things that's definitely the right answer. Job 37:5 God thundereth marvellously with his voice; great things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend.
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You do not have any prof-except Bible
Scientists have carbon dating,fosiles,genetic commonalities,
common traits in embryos,Bacterial resistance to antibiotics
and more
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by {Anna}
You do not have any prof-except Bible
Scientists have carbon dating,fosiles,genetic commonalities,
common traits in embryos,Bacterial resistance to antibiotics
and more
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Sometimes emotions run away (especially in women) when this question is asked, but: Do you know of any major sins committed in your recent family history that could explain your almost total inability to type a coherent sentence? Something must be afflicting you, and often it's as a result of parental masturbation or some kind of looking on a woman with lust. Perhaps you could ask your parents why you have a touch of the retarded about you. It's always best to know.
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 11:48 AM
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Sometimes emotions run away (especially in women) when this question is asked, but: Do you know of any major sins committed in your recent family history that could explain your almost total inability to type a coherent sentence? Something must be afflicting you, and often it's as a result of parental masturbation or some kind of looking on a woman with lust. Perhaps you could ask your parents why you have a touch of the retarded about you. It's always best to know.
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And stil no prof(except Bible)
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 11:51 AM
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And stil no prof(except Bible)
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When you say, "except Bible," what are you expecting that to mean to us?
Because I read this sentence as actually meaning, "Still no [proof] (except the one word of Truth® which is all the proof you need of anything ever, AMEN)."
(I can understand you not wanting to confront the retardedness. Imagining your parents masturbating or fornicating can be a bit embarrassing. We'll continue to try to be kind to you despite your affliction.)
Maybe this book would help?
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 12:10 PM
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When you say, "except Bible," what are you expecting that to mean to us?
Because I read this sentence as actually meaning, "Still no [proof] (except the one word of Truth® which is all the proof you need of anything ever, AMEN)."
(I can understand you not wanting to confront the retardedness. Imagining your parents masturbating or fornicating can be a bit embarrassing. We'll continue to try to be kind to you despite your affliction.)
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Scientists have prof you don't
I can't understand
You can't grasp the concept of an ape like creature evolving into a man,
yet you have no problem whit a rib turning into a woman
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 12:17 PM
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Scientists have prof you don't
I can't understand
You can't grasp the concept of an ape like creature evolving into a man,
yet you have no problem whit a rib turning into a woman
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Which one's in the Bible? That's really the end of this discussion, lady. Why do you want me to go to Hell for calling God a liar and think my ancestors were monkeys? You really are unbelievably rude (and determined to type like some sort of spacker).
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 12:37 PM
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Which one's in the Bible? That's really the end of this discussion, lady. Why do you want me to go to Hell for calling God a liar and think my ancestors were monkeys? You really are unbelievably rude (and determined to type like some sort of spacker).
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That is stil not an answer
Evolucion is theory
Theory-a coherent grup of tested general propositions,commonly regarded as coreect,that may be used as principales of explanacion and prediction for a clas of phenomena
But your creation myth is just hypothesis
Hypothesis-a tentative explanacion for observacion,phenomena or sientific problem that can be tested by further investigacione.Something to be taken true dor the purpuse of argument of investigacion; an assumption
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 12:55 PM
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That is stil not an answer
secular blather - your retard act is slipping
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Why would we even look elsewhere for an explanation of anything but in the Bible. You don't make sense.
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Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed! -
01-06-2013, 01:27 PM
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Why would we even look elsewhere for an explanation of anything but in the Bible. You don't make sense.
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Becoze we have profs and you only have written word
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