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Default Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" - 07-30-2010, 01:59 AM

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Yes until the age of 19 and thats when the weight gain begins. By the time they are 30 they are 350 pounds of spagetti!

Hey! I am not 350 pounds of pasta! The Flying Spaghetti Monster would be 350 pounds of pasta if it were real-- which it is not.

Just because I am a little rounded and unworthy of Brother Dewitt does not mean that I am shaped like a giant beach ball. All the curves are there, they're just -- expanded. And I'm in my 50's now, at 30 I was still a size six, (in some places.)

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