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Old 07-20-2014, 03:26 AM
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Default Re: Demons and how to hunt them

Thank you for an excellent post Brother Whip. Truly the Holy Spirit has moved you!

I do have one minor comment, however. Those "women" with the horns could be demon captains, but they also could be Jews (well, probably not the slant). It's sometimes very difficult to tell (though, often, dropping a penny down a nearby well will let you sort out one from the other). That's one reason that I stick exclusively to demon hunts that are led by Landover Baptist Church clergy. If you send your dogs after a Jew, you won't get a dead demon. What you'll get is a lawsuit.

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You would actually need holy water, which is made with a cross necklace and a special prayer, or incantation if you will.
Who told you that nonsense? Have you been sneaking into a Catholic church? No question, holy water is powerful stuff that has its place in demon hunting, but what you described has NOTHING to do with how holy water is actually made, except that the process does involve prayer.

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There is also a special knife and a special gun to kill demons.
Where does the Bible say that?

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You can also trap them with certain sigils. You place these sigils on the floor or ceiling.then you can exorcise them.
True, but do you have any idea how much the really effective sigils cost? Even if you buy your sigils used on eBay, this method simply isn't cost effective. Maybe 3D printing will bring down sigil costs in a few years, so I'd back burner this one rather than tossing it out entirely.

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Also to keep demons away, make a circle out of salt and stand in it.
OK, now I get it--you're just joking. It would have been mildly entertaining, except demons are nothing to laugh at.
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