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Exclamation Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a LIE - 09-10-2010, 03:37 PM

According to Charles Darwin, the central tenet of the theory of evolution is this: ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE. He wrote those words in 1865 to sum up his little pet project so that the masses might understand. And for a credulous public, maybe some of Mr. Darwin's fantastical theories might ring true. After all, aren't some of nature's apex predators such wonderfully designed killing machines?

The problem is that if evolution were true, we would see super-ultimate predators. If evolution creates animals that are the strongest, we would see animals which are more fierce than even today. If evolution were true, we would have....

  • Winged Lions and Tigers. Those beasts are terrible enough as it is, but imagine if they could fly? What if you had to worry about them not just on land, but from swooping down at 100 mph from the sky?
  • 4-Headed Cobras/Vipers. One snake head is terrible enough, but if evolution were true, we would have 4 headed snakes, in the shape of a "+" or tire iron, able to strike in any direction at once. They could not only attack from the front, but also the rear, and both sides simultaneously.
  • Amphibious Heavy Assault Land Sharks. We fear sharks in the water, but what if they could crawl unto land and continue their savage killing frenzy there? People would be unsafe just sun tanning at the beach. They would hear the "Jaws" music, some kids would get eaten in the water, then a 25-foot Great White would waddle up the shore and eat people lounging on the sand.
  • Gigantic Killer Insects. Wasps and hornets are already bad insects, but they would be nothing compared to giant insects the size of Honda Accords that stab us with 10-inch stingers able to kill a grown man instantaneously with one sting!
  • Fire-Breathing Metal Turtle Tanks. Where are the giant turtles, not only protected by metal shells, but also able to breathe flames at their enemies? Where are they, Charles Darwin? Yes, they may be slow but with such extreme defensive protection and awesome (literal) firepower, they would be at the top of the food chain.
The fact that these animals do not exist is proof Darwin's evolution is a lie! If evolution were true, these animals would have evolved and out-competed the regular ones. We would not have wingless lions or one-headed cobras, because the superior versions would've taken over. Since this is not the case, we can safely assume that evolution itself is a bunk theory and has no place for serious scientific consideration.



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Default Re: Winged Lions & 4-Headed Cobras: PROOF Evolution is a LIE! - 09-10-2010, 04:52 PM

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The fact that these animals do not exist is proof Darwin's evolution is a lie! If evolution were true, these animals would have evolved and out-competed the regular ones. We would not have wingless lions or one-headed cobras, because the superior versions would've taken over. Since this is not the case, we can safely assume that evolution itself is a bunk theory and has no place for serious scientific consideration.
There are other creatures that should be there kicking ass and taking names is Drawin was right
  • Half Bull, Half Crocodiles. With the bulls strength and the crocodile biting power the crockbullony would be an unstoppable amphibious killing machine.
  • Laser equipped Frogs. Why don't frog pineal glands shoot laser beams to kill their enemies? Laser equipped frogs will soon rule the earth, yet they don't.
  • The Batypus: half bat, half platypus the batypus would be the ultimate animal; wings, able to swim under water, sonar, teeth, poison spurs, and a duck bill.
So were are they? Is a batypus to much to ask for Darwnists?



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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-10-2010, 05:10 PM

  • Super-intelligent monkeys: if Darwin was right then there would be technology wielding monkeys, without tails or hair since those features are superfluous, capable of abstract thought and speech just like humans.


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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-10-2010, 05:25 PM

  • Walrus-Cheetahs. Imagine a 3,500 lb bull walrus with razor-sharp tusks....able to sprint across the arctic landscape at speeds up to 75 mph. Body of a walrus, legs of a cheetah, total unstoppability.
  • Invisible Rhinos. The rhino is a large creature which is easily seen. How come evolution hasn't rendered them invisible, allowing them to charge any creature at their will, and thereby impale them with their sharp horns?
  • Psychic Wolverines. What if this already fierce creature was granted the ability to know where you were at all times and read your thoughts? It would know your weaknesses. It would strike when you are most vulnerable. You might not even know you are being attacked...since it may attack in your sleep.
Where are these creatures, evolutionists?!?!?!?!?!

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Default Why don't you guys try understanding Evolution? - 09-11-2010, 04:31 AM

I'm not here to say which is false, and which is not.

But to understand something you should definitely study it, the idiocy on this forum is unmatched.


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Default Re: Why don't you guys try understanding Evolution? - 09-11-2010, 04:32 AM

This was so important you had to open a new thread for it?

MODERATION NOTE: Indeed, Brother Seth, that was completely stupid on his part and he gets an infraction for that. His superfluous thread has now been merged with the one he was responding to. - Rev. Jim


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Default Re: Why don't you guys try understanding Evolution? - 09-11-2010, 05:46 AM

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I'm not here to say which is false, and which is not.

But to understand something you should definitely study it, the idiocy on this forum is unmatched.


Winged Lions... really?
Why don't you try stopping worshiping Satan. Evolution is just false teachings denying the Lords good work and sending you on a path to hell.

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2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.
12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;
13 And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;


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Default Re: Why don't you guys try understanding Evolution? - 09-11-2010, 06:41 AM

QUOTE:- "to understand something you should definitely study it"
That is actually quite a good idea. I'm pretty sure the Pastors and our science team have studied it. They publish their results in peer reviewed journals, too - something the secular scientists have picked up over the last couple of centuries, but I'm not convinced they "get it" - which is probably important when looking at so much evidence. It doesn't mean anything to me: I'm not a scientist. I don't know how to fix a car, either - but others do, and I accept their word (backed up by evidence, of course) that the car I buy is safe.
It actually has a 5 star safety rating, which is pretty good! (apparently)

When scientists study creation, the stars, the sky, the animals and birds, there is over 6,000 years of accumulated evidence to examine. It is too hard for me to understand all that, there is just so-o-o much there. I'm certain that no one scientist could cover everything and indeed there are a lot of scientists. They debate, and weigh one thing against another, and if you are interested in what they've studied, and learned there will be plenty for you to learn. Secular science is about 400 years old I think, so it's all rather garbled at this stage - one person thinks one thing, another - well, something else. There can't be much evidence for anything yet. The scholastic achievements of the past millennium are vast. In the millennia before immense factual information has been imparted to humanity, the majority of it as certain as the composition of the sky itself! (which has been known for at least 3,000 years). I like looking at the sky, don't you? I realize how near God is to us. PRAISE HIM!
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  • Walrus-Cheetahs. Imagine a 3,500 lb bull walrus with razor-sharp tusks....able to sprint across the arctic landscape at speeds up to 75 mph. Body of a walrus, legs of a cheetah, total unstoppability.
  • Invisible Rhinos. The rhino is a large creature which is easily seen. How come evolution hasn't rendered them invisible, allowing them to charge any creature at their will, and thereby impale them with their sharp horns?
  • Psychic Wolverines. What if this already fierce creature was granted the ability to know where you were at all times and read your thoughts? It would know your weaknesses. It would strike when you are most vulnerable. You might not even know you are being attacked...since it may attack in your sleep.
Where are these creatures, evolutionists?!?!?!?!?!

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I know I'm not here to make suggestions, but if I could ask a question, well some of those invisible rhinocerosseses and psychotic Wolverines sound a bit like those things superstitious savages talk about, like Algebra or Hecate. They seem to be invisible, but they're awfully frightened of them! Could be Creation Science 2, Evolution -100
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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-11-2010, 07:06 AM

I'm sorry. That's not very clear. Mr. Clown said these would "evolve" after thousands of years, and they haven't.

But there isn't any evolution, as we learned thousands of years ago.

But God told us that heathens were evil, and protected us from their savage gods which were invisible but had already died out? THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE of the Darwinista false science.

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Default Re: Why don't you guys try understanding Evolution? - 09-11-2010, 09:30 AM

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Winged Lions are cute along with flying Elephants
Jesus favorite pet is the Underwater breathing dog
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Default Re: Why don't you guys try understanding Evolution? - 09-11-2010, 09:47 AM

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I'm not sure you even "got" the point I was trying to make. Now, an underwater breathing dog isn't Jesus's favorite pet because they do not exist. However, you do bring up another example of an animal that would exist if evolution were true. A dog that could breathe underwater would have a significant survival advantage over dogs that couldn't. According to natural selection, these water-breathing dogs would outcompete air-breathing dogs.

Since these creatures do not exist, this is proof that evolution is rubbish. Do you get it now?



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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-12-2010, 08:18 PM

I think it says a lot about supposed "Evolution" that only humans have a large brain.

Think how effective a Gorilla or Lion would be with a human brain. Super strong, super fast - they would wipe out humans easily but it hasn't happened. Why?

Because evolution is rubbish, God created humans to rule over the animal kingdom, and this is what will continue to happen until the rapture. God has blessed humans by giving those animals brains that are almost as bad as a retard disabled, we are his favourites!

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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-13-2010, 02:40 AM

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I think it says a lot about supposed "Evolution" that only humans have a large brain.

Think how effective a Gorilla or Lion would be with a human brain. Super strong, super fast - they would wipe out humans easily but it hasn't happened. Why?

Because evolution is rubbish, God created humans to rule over the animal kingdom, and this is what will continue to happen until the rapture. God has blessed humans by giving those animals brains that are almost as bad as a retard disabled, we are his favourites!

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26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Very true, and what about all these super animals they say did exist in the past. Do you know evolutionists try to run the guilt trip on us by saying that humans with sticks wiped out the mastodon? Really? Then why haven't Pigmy in Africa wiped out the elephants?

Those Mastodons are nothing more than elephant carcases that were washed North by the flood waters.


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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-13-2010, 03:46 AM

if evolutions were true, then it not just the preditors that woulds have evolveds a whole lot more. them froots and veges woulds have growed liddle legs to runs away from us, so that they not get eatens



an if evolutions were true then bananas an cabbages an stuff woulds have groweds real big teeths as well as liddle legs, so if we did catch them, they woulds be able to bites us

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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-13-2010, 01:16 PM

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…an if evolutions were true then bananas an cabbages an stuff woulds have groweds real big teeths as well as liddle legs, so if we did catch them, they woulds be able to bites us
Hello, Petal. I don't think we've met before. Hope you are OK.
I read your post, and thought YES! and the vegetables with legs would run away, and survive - while the ones that just sat there, not moving (or biting!) would get eaten SO THERE'D ONLY BE THE BITING ONES WITH LEGS LEFT!
But there aren't any biting plants! Evolution is so wet!
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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-13-2010, 01:33 PM

Wouldn't we also have talk shows hosted by talking asses?


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Default Re: Flying Lions and Fire-Breathing Turtles: PROOF Evolution is a - 09-13-2010, 02:00 PM

These are all very good points, but I think we're overlooking the ultimate proof that evolution is a lie: the unicorns. According to the fascist/Darwinist principle of the survival of the fittest, then really strong and powerful creatures should be very common. And what's the most powerful creature of all?

Numbers 23:22
God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

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God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

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His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

The unicorn is an animal so awesome that God is compared to it numerous times in the Bible. Friends, we are clearly dealing with one very special animal here. If science was correct, then we shouldn't be able to move for unicorns. But in fact, unicorns are one of the rarest animals in the world, they're practically an endangered species. There is just no way that secular science can explain that one. Praise!


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Wouldn't we also have talk shows hosted by talking asses?
It seems to be restricted to serpents at the moment!
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