"Yes, Virginia, there is a Satan." -
12-25-2011, 02:06 AM
The Mayor's Annual Christmas Story:
"Virginia, here it is, Christmas Eve. Your Mother and I are so proud of you. This is the perfect moment to share with you the truth of our Christian faith.
"That there really is a Satan can be seen everyday. It can be seen in the Bibles your friends, who go to churches other than Landover Baptist, use in their Sunday Schools. Those are Satan's Bibles, not King James 1611.
"Satan is real because we see liberal Christians pretending to be real Christians. Satan loves the liberals because they are headed for his house the day they die.
"And, Virginia, we know about Satan from the lesbos who hang out at the Mall and try to seduce pretty young girls like you. We are proud that you have chosen to follow Jesus and not Satan's homers.
"So, sleep tight, Virginia. Tomorrow we will all go to the Landover Baptist Christmas Service and be safe for one day from Satan."
Merry Christmas to all in our beloved Freehold.
Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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