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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-18-2012, 11:34 AM
piffle you Christians !!!!!! God don't exist !!!!!!Jesus was just an idiot carpenter who was ill!!! hahahaha atheism gives you Freedom
not a boring world like in christianism !!!! and so piffle christianism and piffle God!!!!!!!!!!
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02-18-2012, 11:41 AM
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piffle you Christians !!!!!! God don't exist !!!!!!Jesus was just an idiot carpenter who was ill!!! hahahaha atheism gives you Freedom
not a boring world like in christianism !!!! and so piffle christianism and piffle God!!!!!!!!!!
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Pray the demon out of yourself, sonny. Freedom to burn in Hell isn't so wonderful.
James 1:25 But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.
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02-18-2012, 07:06 PM
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piffle you Christians !!!!!! God don't exist !!!!!!Jesus was just an idiot carpenter who was ill!!! hahahaha atheism gives you Freedom
not a boring world like in christianism !!!! and so piffle christianism and piffle God!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh dear, you sound almost rabid with the cursing and the exclamation points. Dear, it's called "Stockholm Syndrome" what you've been through. You need not defend those men who raped you over and over as a child. You need not identify yourself as a homosexual person today. You can have true freedom in Christ.
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
John 8:32
The truth is out there. We can help.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-18-2012, 09:08 PM
Heck No!
Only the weak-minded and deluded are atheists. Just look at some of the atheists on this thread.
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02-19-2012, 02:32 AM
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Heck No!
Only the weak-minded and deluded are atheists. Just look at some of the atheists on this thread.
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Right you are, friend! They can't even write coherent sentences.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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02-19-2012, 05:08 PM
Everyone who worship God is a pathetic trash. me i just worship myself
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02-19-2012, 05:20 PM
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Everyone who worship God is a pathetic trash. me i just worship myself
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Call me with what ever name you want to, if it makes it easier to live with the fact that you are on your way to hell. Pathetic trash is still much better than unsaved trash.
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02-19-2012, 05:52 PM
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touché
but i have a question,if they're people who are unsaved trash, that mean "saved trash" exist no ?
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02-19-2012, 05:54 PM
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touché
but i have a question,if they're people who are unsaved trash, that mean "saved trash" exist no ?
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02-20-2012, 02:48 AM
@ ekulio if Jesus was an idiot he would not be able to read
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Jesus was just an idiot carpenter
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LUKE 4
16 ¶ And hee came to Nazareth, where he had bene brought vp, and as his custome was, he went into the Synagogue on the Sabbath day, and stood vp for to reade.
17 And there was deliuered vnto him the booke of the Prophet Esaias, and when he had opened the Booke, he found the place where it was written,
18 The Spirit of the Lord is vpon mee, because hee hath anointed mee, to preach the Gospel to the poore, he hath sent mee to heale the broken hearted, to preach deliuerance to the captiues, and recouering of sight to the blinde, to set at libertie them that are bruised,
19 To preach the acceptable yeere of the Lord.
20 And he closed the booke, and hee gaue it againe to the minister, and sate downe: and the eyes of all them that were in the Synagogue were fastened on him.
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@ ekulio we already know that
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..i just worship myself
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Galatians 5:16 This I say then, Walke in the spirit, and ye shall not fulfill the lust of the flesh.
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02-21-2012, 10:25 AM
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JESUS IS NOT REAL PEOPLE, OPEN UP YOUR EYES!
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I told them the same thing. But they are not willing to listen...
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YOUR GOD GIVEN EYES!!
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Mothers are giving you everything - a body and life in in your body... so shut up!!! Even your Jesus had a Mother you ignorant man. He could not exist without her. So MOTHERS are giving you everything.
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I'm still waiting for you to answer my original question:
Are you a worthless wizard or a hopeful homo?
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Neither. I am trying to learn things and find the truth. So what's 69 in your forum name stands for?
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02-21-2012, 11:19 AM
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Even your Jesus had a Mother you ignorant man.
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Mary was just a baby oven. A tool. She was totally and utterly unimportant.
You are not very familiar with the Bible, are you junglebunnie?
Instead of telling people to "shut up", you might want to do some serious study. It would make you seem a tad less ignorant.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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02-21-2012, 11:19 AM
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I told them the same thing. But they are not willing to listen...
Mothers are giving you everything - a body and life in in your body... so shut up!!! Even your Jesus had a Mother you ignorant man. He could not exist without her. So MOTHERS are giving you everything.
Neither. I am trying to learn things and find the truth. So what's 69 in your forum name stands for?
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It stands for the number sixty nine (in numerals rather than in letters).
You obviously wern't Home Schooled, were you?
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02-21-2012, 11:36 AM
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It stands for the number sixty nine (in numerals rather than in letters).
You obviously wern't Home Schooled, were you?
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hmmm ... interenting choice... 69 looks like yin and yung from yoga... you could be hidding something from the class ...
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Mary was just a baby oven. A tool. She was totally and utterly unimportant.
You are not very familiar with the Bible, are you junglebunnie?
Instead of telling people to "shut up", you might want to do some serious study. It would make you seem a tad less ignorant.
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go and tell your mother that she is a tool you ignorant fool.
Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
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02-21-2012, 11:56 AM
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hmmm ... interenting choice... 69 looks like yin and yung from yoga... .
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And 11 looks like two posts in the ground.
Maybe if you stopped looking for signs and portents you would see what is in front of you and not be cast down as a sorcerer
Jeremiah 27:9 Therefore hearken not ye to your prophets, nor to your diviners, nor to your dreamers, nor to your enchanters, nor to your sorcerers, which speak unto you, saying, Ye shall not serve the king of Babylon:
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
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02-21-2012, 01:17 PM
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And 11 looks like two posts in the ground.
Maybe if you stopped looking for signs and portents you would see what is in front of you and not be cast down as a sorcerer
Jeremiah 27:9 Therefore hearken not ye to your prophets, nor to your diviners, nor to your dreamers, nor to your enchanters, nor to your sorcerers, which speak unto you, saying, Ye shall not serve the king of Babylon:
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
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So you are hidding something mister 69. busted!
and to asnwer your question: I am not gay (and if I was I would not want someone as ugly and stupid as you). As for the sorcerer part - I wish I was one. I would turn you into a frog
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02-21-2012, 02:09 PM
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So you are hidding something mister 69. busted!
and to asnwer your question: I am not gay (and if I was I would not want someone as ugly and stupid as you). As for the sorcerer part - I wish I was one. I would turn you into a frog
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If you want to be a wizard, maybe you should visit Hagworth's and not a peaceful, loving True Christian™ website.
Just a thought.
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02-21-2012, 10:12 PM
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Mothers are giving you everything - a body and life in in your body... so shut up!!! Even your Jesus had a Mother you ignorant man. He could not exist without her. So MOTHERS are giving you everything.
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Adam did not have a mother. Following the miraculous creation of Eve (she didn't have a mother either, obviously) her vile behaviour introduced uncleanness into God's otherwise perfect creation and we are all contaminated (except Jesus).
Why do you reject the obvious and make up such ridiculous and ignorant nonsense? Fortunately we have men to tell us what to do, to discipline us and tell us when to breed. The atheistic sex orgy would never have been necessary if it were not for Eve. God explains:
GENESIS 1:21,22,25-27a,28
21 And God created great whales, and euery liuing creature that moueth, which the waters brought forth aboundantly after their kinde, and euery winged foule after his kinde: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitfull, and multiply, and fill the waters in the Seas, and let foule multiply in the earth.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kinde, and cattell after their kinde, and euery thing that creepeth vpon the earth, after his kinde: and God saw that it was good.
26 ¶ And God said, Let vs make man in our Image, after our likenesse: and let them haue dominion ouer the fish of the sea, and ouer the foule of the aire, and ouer the cattell, and ouer all the earth, and ouer euery creeping thing that creepeth vpon the earth.
27a So God created man in his owne Image..
28 And God blessed them, and God said vnto them, Be fruitfull, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it, and haue dominion ouer the fish of the sea, and ouer the foule of the aire, and ouer euery liuing thing that mooueth vpon the earth.
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There was no death in the world during this period of history. God's miraculous creation was perfect. There were no carnivorous animals and no disease. Adam did not require mitochondria. In those circumstances if everything had embarked on some sort of intercopulatory mardi-gras the world would soon be grossly over populated. It was commanded that the animals and - once the woman had been produced as a companion animal for Noble Adam - even humans shoud be fruitful and multiply but obviously once the required numbers had been established there would be no further use for connubial activities HOWEVER when the [unnamed] female disobeyed God and more importantly when Adam actually listened to it DEATH smote ALL CREATION and the orgiastic rites of secularist atheism were initiated. No wonder satan hit on the woman! What a pervert!
Genesis 3:17 And vnto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened vnto the voyce of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commaunded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eate of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake: in sorow shalt thou eate of it all the dayes of thy life.
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Eventually Adam named her.
In future I'd stick with the FACTS before raving off and exposing yourself
as an imbecile
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02-23-2012, 10:49 PM
As you have explained, you are not an “extremist” group of Christians or “close-minded.” But I must disagree with you. From what I have read, many of you have insulted other races and religions. I, for one, have never read the bible, but after reading this, I am sure you are upset with me. If I attempt to explain myself, you might quote a verse, explain my ultimate demise or just tell me to “piffle off.” Respond as you would like, as your words are useless to me. But, I speak not as a “man of god,” but a “man for humanity.”
In terms of religion, I do not consider one religion or any religion to be above another. You, on the other hand, think otherwise. Such a silhouette of view you have. It is either absolute Black or White. Never gray. I, for one, am the Gray. In turn, I believe there is a gray, as no one is ever perfectly “good” or “bad.” What is “good” and “bad” is entirely debatable.
Christianity, according to you, is that the listed are “evil.”
-Any other religion
-The slightest hint of homosexuality
-Everyone other than Caucasian
Such aimless hatred is utterly pointless, causing more harm than good. You have bashed. You judge a group based on what they have done, such as Islamics and other races. To think you are superior is rather prideful, don’t you think? To judge a group as a whole is utterly pointless based on what certain individuals do. For instance, the Islamic religion has gotten many bad remarks as the “Extremists” have done unsettling things to everyone at some point. So is it right to judge a group as a whole due the actions of another? It is not. Given what you have said, I can say that “you are all close minded individuals and are nothing but a small group against the world.” But I don’t. I am aware there are other Christians they know the word, but never insult another out of respect, which this place is definitely lacking. Think of a group as a clear tank of water, every drop of water representing an individual, in a clear container for all to see. The “bad” individual represents a colored dye added to the tank of water. Shaken, the tank is but a smidge tinted, but does that make the water tainted? You could say that the “bad” people could be a poison and the entire tank would be discarded, but is such a person that bad? I have said before, no one is completely evil. I think not. It would be idiotic to say, “Hey, we humans have a bad past with war, so we are seen as savage brutes.”
Such prideful thinking that you are “pure;” your small badges on your profiles are useless and are only meant to increase your ego. Another thing that concerns me; your god complexes. You are no better than the average person. We all bleed, laugh, cry and ultimately die. A person should respect each other’s choice and position. Obviously bullying a person or group won’t solve anything, but neither will belittling them. Such as “homosexuality;” it’s a personal choice for the individual. Regardless if you think this is wrong, they are not harming anyone, unlike certain pieces of literature.
Yet, despite your teachings, you have no concern for the future of humanity. Working within arms length, slandering anything that rivals the popularity of Jesus. But where will this bring us as a whole? Nowhere. This constant separation due to beliefs will lead to our downfall. Christians and Buddists, republicans and democrats, none of this should matter. In the end, we are all human. This may seem a bit cliché, but why should we continue to have at each other’s throats? Nothing can last is divided. Any holy book from any religion is nothing more but a compiled stories, some are riddled with violence and acts of a merciless god. In truth, it is a set of guidelines for better living with others. And this doesn’t only focus on the Christianity, but all religions in general. Call me what you like, but I know what I am, and such misguiding attempts to break me are futile.
There IS a place for religion on society, but your warped interpretation is not needed, such as war and hate.
Ban me if you like and delete my post, but this will only add to my beliefs. For every flaw that is pointed out, I will correct them for the future and strengthen them. If I am condemned for my way of thinking, so be it. I am the Gray, and so are you, like it or not.
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02-23-2012, 10:55 PM
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To judge a group as a whole is utterly pointless based on what certain individuals do.
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You mean the way you're judging our forum right now?
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This was the only intelligible thing I managed to glean from such a gigantic, nonsensical WALL of text that you assaulted my eyes with.
I am glad we can at least agree being gay is a choice, bu if you want us to actually read or understand the rest of that crap you wrote, try using paragraphs next time.
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