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Drunk Injun Arrested at Porno Store -
07-08-2011, 01:45 AM
THIS is why you should never sell beer to an injun.
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Sex Shop Robbery: Justin Dale Little Jim Arrested For Allegedly Breaking Into Sex Shop, 'Attempting Sexual Relations' With Blow-Up Doll
Police in Virginia say a sex shop burglar couldn't even wait to get home before he started enjoying his pillaged booty.
Investigators in Woodbridge claim Justin Dale Little Jim, a 28-year-old U.S. Army officer, broke into an adult novelty store at around 2:45 a.m. on July 5.
When officers arrived on the scene, a police dog lead them to a closet, where they allegedly found the suspect "attempting sexual relations" with a blow-up doll, prosecutors told Inside Nova.
"It's sad ... our stuff is reasonably priced. Anyone can come in here and purchase it," Jerry Poe, the manager of MVC Late Night sex shop, told WJLA.
Little Jim has been charged with burglary, grand larceny, and destruction of property for the incident.
He is being held in Prince William County jail in lieu of $5,000 bond.
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Jesus hates a pervert.
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Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Wonder why they named him "little jim."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Drunk Injun Arrested at Porno Store -
07-08-2011, 01:50 AM
Indigenous folks are just like that. They have a few beers and then they are on a vision quest. The voices in his head probably told him that the blow up doll would bear a great warrior and to name it "drinks like fish".
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Re: Drunk Injun Arrested at Porno Store -
07-08-2011, 01:20 PM
That is shocking. An injun in the US Army.
The rest of the story is fairly common with injuns in Virginia unfortunately. We try to get them to grasp the concept of good Christian values but like all animals, they have a limited mental capacity.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: Drunk Injun Arrested at Porno Store -
07-08-2011, 01:52 PM
What is a injun? Sounds like a friend of the eskimos. Speak of those blow up dolls, look at their faces and you see how womans will look if evolutionists get what they want.
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Re: Drunk Injun Arrested at Porno Store -
07-08-2011, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
That is shocking. An injun in the US Army.
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Maybe he was enlisted as a scout.
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Re: Drunk Injun Arrested at Porno Store -
07-08-2011, 02:07 PM
As much money as they make on fireworks and casinos, why should he be stealing?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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