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Default Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-17-2014, 12:18 PM

Hello friends, sisters & brothers

I just newly joined to this forum and wanted to share my books and introduce myself.

My name is Kerem, it has two meanings "God's Graces" and "Vineyard" - both are symbolizing the Allah's love, peace & abundance. Years ago while struggling with health issues (which something totally opposite to the forces I born within), I started to question that there must be more in life to strive, reach, discover and achieve for. I knew that there are always things above our understanding, and as the his holiness Hermes Trimegistus noted "As Above So Below"... Since I was a kid, I knew there are other dimensions, forces that we are not able to understand and concepts we have no way of knowing.

Understanding how the Universe works, how Life works and tuning into the wisdom of YHVH to discover and create the ultimate aim of my own life and manifest my desires to create a better life to me and everyone who coming contact with me. As Prophet Mohammed noted "Be in the feeling of gratitude for the abundance you have, and you'll guarantee the more of it will come unto you"

RHJ once wrote "The greatest possessions of life are all GIFTS that mysteriously bestowed: sight, hearing, breathing, love and life itself."

The path I've taken helping me to achieve something new everyday. Overcome the obstacles created by humans in their limited 3 dimensional world, framed tightly with 5 senses. Helping me to help myself and others around me as much as I can. Science, Philosophy, Music & Art are my area of interests.

It is VERY nice to meet you all...

And about my books:

-The Holy Bible I have is a legacy from The Ottoman Empire, translated by the great Scholar Ali Bey in the year of 1666. The original of this precious work is still on the Leiden University today

- The Noble Quran: Translated by today's greatest Turkish Scholar Yasar Nuri Ozturk, PHD, DD. The passage on the Quran that I'm studying is about the Pulsars. A pulsar (portmanteau of pulsating star) is a highly magnetized, rotating neutron star that emits a beam of electromagnetic radiation.

- Art History Of The Ancient Egypt (Art Et Historie De L'Egypte): A book in French language about the Art History of one of the greatest civilizations ever.

- Mesnevi Serif: The Masnavi, or Masnavi-I Ma'navi (Persian: مثنوی معنوی‎), also written Mathnawi, Ma'navi, or Mathnavi, is an extensive poem written in Persian by Jalal al-Din Muhammad Balkhi, the celebrated Persian Sufi saint and poet. It is one of the best known and most influential works of both Sufism and Persian literature. The Masnavi is a series of six books of poetry that together amount to around 25,000 verses or 50,000 lines.It is a spiritual writing that teaches Sufis how to reach their goal of being in true love with God.

- The Kybalion: And of course a great little book about Seven Comic Laws. And the philosophy of Ancient Greek, Egypt and Hermetic.

Namaste! May the peace of I be with you, all the Peace Of I - the peace beyond all understanding.

Be still, and know that I AM GOD.
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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-17-2014, 03:37 PM

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And about my books:
Why don't you use your books as a doorstop or toilet paper Get a 1611 King James Version Bible instead, it's the only Book you need.

Just read your own introduction, this nonsense comes from reading ungodly books. Please ask Jesus to help you overcome this confusion! YIC


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-17-2014, 04:54 PM

We are accustomed to having the unsaved come here and try to taunt us. It seems the ambition of every devil worshipper in the world to come here to try to vex us. They always make the same intellectual sounding remarks and are then thrashed by God's Holy Word.

You are the first terrorist in recent memory to come here. It would be nice if God would reach out and save you, but I fear that is out of the question.

Since you joined our forum, you are under investigation by our security department. I doubt you will pass scrutiny, but in the meantime, I have some advice for you: When the investigators come to your house, do not brandish your head chopping sword and do not try to threaten the investigators. They are easily angered by the senseless doings of the unsaved and prone to violence in defense of the Word of God and their own persons.


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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-17-2014, 10:14 PM

Hello,

Unsaved Trash, goat rapist?

I'd like to use this opportunity for the sake of disease prevention.

http://youtu.be/JdVvnp2lGo0

I beg of you to consider this method as to prevent such abominations.

Wouldn't you rather have perfectly unsaved children like yourself, as these two children can be seen here?

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Hello, Kerem, and welcome. Thanks for taking the time to introduce yourself. It is important that Muslims and Christians have productive dialog, because we would rather not have to keep killing you all to stop terrorism. So I'm very glad you're here. In the spirit of mutual compassion (after all, Jesus did tell us to love our enemies), here is a vision of hope for all of us:




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Hello, Kerem, and welcome. Thanks for taking the time to introduce yourself. It is important that Muslims and Christians have productive dialog, because we would rather not have to keep killing you all to stop terrorism. So I'm very glad you're here. In the spirit of mutual compassion (after all, Jesus did tell us to love our enemies), here is a vision of hope for all of us:


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The Ignoble Quran: Translated by today's greatest Turkish Scholar Yasar Nuri Ozturk, PHD, DD. The passage on the Quran that I'm studying is about the Pulsars. A pulsar (portmanteau of pulsating star) is a highly magnetized, rotating neutron star that emits a beam of electromagnetic radiation.
The Koran says nothing about pulsars, camel jockey.


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Hello friends, sisters & brothers

I just newly joined to this forum and wanted to share my books and introduce myself.

<<Worthless drivel removed>>
Be still, and know that I AM GOD.
The only important thing I saw in your post was God's bold and powerful statement that He IS GOD. Glory to His Name, the Almighty Father, the Alpha and Omega, forever and ever and ever.

I agree with my brother that we should have a dialogue with you since these wars are getting expensive. I am a kind, good hearted man and I harbor no hatred for someone solely on the basis of their faith. I rejoice at the opportunity for you to learn about God and the Bible. It is my calling, in fact, to reveal the TRUTH about the reality of Jesus by sharing His Gospel every day so that all may learn of what it truly means to follow Christ in complete faith and trust. Some may say it's a foolish thing to do, but I ask, how foolish can it be to follow TRUTH? How do I know it is true? Duh. JESUS SAID SO! John 14:6

It only follows, then, that every single word of the KJV 1611 is the absolute unerrant truth and will lead me straight to my Savior's side come the Glory. Oh, praise His Name. The Lord led you to us, friend, to give you a chance to renounce satan's falsehoods. A chance to renounce the religion of a pedophile warmongerer, Mudhammer (peas be upon him at 400 degrees Fahrenheit). Our loving and friendly forums will provide you with undisputable proof of God's plan and soon, if you really try, you'll see just how much sense it all makes! Please know that you are in my prayers and I extend a warm hand of friendship as soon as you accept Jesus.

COME, Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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-The Holy Bible I have is a legacy from The Ottoman Empire, translated by the great Scholar Ali Bey in the year of 1666. The original of this precious work is still on the Leiden University today
You are referring to a document that is VERY suspicious! Ali Bey was actually a Polish slave with the name of Wojciech Bobowski.

What does this mean?

I'll answer you (it was a rhetorical question).

It means that the person Ali Bey was a cat lick. What does THAT mean? It means that his views on Christianity were inherently FALSE and corrupted by papism. This must have stained generations of potential Turkish believers with false doctrine. And we don't know what was the basic text he translated? Textus receptus? Perhaps. Vulgate? More likely. And add to this the inevitable cat lick errors and traditions.

Please. Discard that work. King James Version is available. It will change your life.
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.




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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-18-2014, 07:01 AM

Dear person whose name I can't pronounce,

Why are you saying "Namaste?"

That's not a Muslim thing.

Also, what the Hell are you talking about? You make about as much sense as a damned goat.


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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-18-2014, 07:49 AM

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Dear person whose name I can't pronounce,
It's always harder to pronounce foreign names when the owner doesn't even spell them properly.


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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-22-2014, 05:14 PM

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Hello friends, sisters & brothers

I just newly joined to this forum and wanted to share my books and introduce myself.

My name is Kerem, it has two meanings "God's Graces" and "Vineyard" - both are symbolizing the Allah's love, peace & abundance. Years ago while struggling with health issues (which something totally opposite to the forces I born within), I started to question that there must be more in life to strive, reach, discover and achieve for. I knew that there are always things above our understanding, and as the his holiness Hermes Trimegistus noted "As Above So Below"... Since I was a kid, I knew there are other dimensions, forces that we are not able to understand and concepts we have no way of knowing.

Understanding how the Universe works, how Life works and tuning into the wisdom of YHVH to discover and create the ultimate aim of my own life and manifest my desires to create a better life to me and everyone who coming contact with me. As Prophet Mohammed noted "Be in the feeling of gratitude for the abundance you have, and you'll guarantee the more of it will come unto you"

RHJ once wrote "The greatest possessions of life are all GIFTS that mysteriously bestowed: sight, hearing, breathing, love and life itself."

The path I've taken helping me to achieve something new everyday. Overcome the obstacles created by humans in their limited 3 dimensional world, framed tightly with 5 senses. Helping me to help myself and others around me as much as I can. Science, Philosophy, Music & Art are my area of interests.

It is VERY nice to meet you all...

And about my books:

-The Holy Bible I have is a legacy from The Ottoman Empire, translated by the great Scholar Ali Bey in the year of 1666. The original of this precious work is still on the Leiden University today

- The Noble Quran: Translated by today's greatest Turkish Scholar Yasar Nuri Ozturk, PHD, DD. The passage on the Quran that I'm studying is about the Pulsars. A pulsar (portmanteau of pulsating star) is a highly magnetized, rotating neutron star that emits a beam of electromagnetic radiation.

- Art History Of The Ancient Egypt (Art Et Historie De L'Egypte): A book in French language about the Art History of one of the greatest civilizations ever.

- Mesnevi Serif: The Masnavi, or Masnavi-I Ma'navi (Persian: مثنوی معنوی‎), also written Mathnawi, Ma'navi, or Mathnavi, is an extensive poem written in Persian by Jalal al-Din Muhammad Balkhi, the celebrated Persian Sufi saint and poet. It is one of the best known and most influential works of both Sufism and Persian literature. The Masnavi is a series of six books of poetry that together amount to around 25,000 verses or 50,000 lines.It is a spiritual writing that teaches Sufis how to reach their goal of being in true love with God.

- The Kybalion: And of course a great little book about Seven Comic Laws. And the philosophy of Ancient Greek, Egypt and Hermetic.

Namaste! May the peace of I be with you, all the Peace Of I - the peace beyond all understanding.

Be still, and know that I AM GOD.
Hello Islamofascist mudslime! How dare you try to dirty this forum with such filthy language!

Don't you know that we only quote from the 1611 KJV?
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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-22-2014, 07:12 PM

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Hello friends, sisters & brothers

I just newly joined to this forum and wanted to share my books and introduce myself.
That is very nice if you.

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My name is Kerem, it has two meanings "God's Graces" and "Vineyard" - both are symbolizing the Allah's love, peace & abundance. Years ago while struggling with health issues (which something totally opposite to the forces I born within), I started to question that there must be more in life to strive, reach, discover and achieve for. I knew that there are always things above our understanding, and as the his holiness Hermes Trimegistus noted "As Above So Below"... Since I was a kid, I knew there are other dimensions, forces that we are not able to understand and concepts we have no way of knowing.

Understanding how the Universe works, how Life works and tuning into the wisdom of YHVH to discover and create the ultimate aim of my own life and manifest my desires to create a better life to me and everyone who coming contact with me. As Prophet Mohammed noted "Be in the feeling of gratitude for the abundance you have, and you'll guarantee the more of it will come unto you"

RHJ once wrote "The greatest possessions of life are all GIFTS that mysteriously bestowed: sight, hearing, breathing, love and life itself."

The path I've taken helping me to achieve something new everyday. Overcome the obstacles created by humans in their limited 3 dimensional world, framed tightly with 5 senses. Helping me to help myself and others around me as much as I can. Science, Philosophy, Music & Art are my area of interests.

It is VERY nice to meet you all...
This is all very interesting, however I wonder, what is the connection between all that and a CHRISTIAN Church?... In other words: why are you here?

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And about my books:

-The Holy Bible I have is a legacy from The Ottoman Empire, translated by the great Scholar Ali Bey in the year of 1666. The original of this precious work is still on the Leiden University today

- The Noble Quran: Translated by today's greatest Turkish Scholar Yasar Nuri Ozturk, PHD, DD. The passage on the Quran that I'm studying is about the Pulsars. A pulsar (portmanteau of pulsating star) is a highly magnetized, rotating neutron star that emits a beam of electromagnetic radiation.

- Art History Of The Ancient Egypt (Art Et Historie De L'Egypte): A book in French language about the Art History of one of the greatest civilizations ever.

- Mesnevi Serif: The Masnavi, or Masnavi-I Ma'navi (Persian: مثنوی معنوی‎), also written Mathnawi, Ma'navi, or Mathnavi, is an extensive poem written in Persian by Jalal al-Din Muhammad Balkhi, the celebrated Persian Sufi saint and poet. It is one of the best known and most influential works of both Sufism and Persian literature. The Masnavi is a series of six books of poetry that together amount to around 25,000 verses or 50,000 lines.It is a spiritual writing that teaches Sufis how to reach their goal of being in true love with God.

- The Kybalion: And of course a great little book about Seven Comic Laws. And the philosophy of Ancient Greek, Egypt and Hermetic.

So, you are a proud owner of five books. Good for you, although I would recommend that you buy or at least borrow from a library, and subsequently read some more books.

I think you might be mistaken as far as the purpose of this forum goes, though. This is not e-Bay, so nobody is interested in your books. Especially since none of them is the King James Bible, which is the standard according to which all knowledge is measured by the members of the Landover Baptist Church.

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Namaste! May the peace of I be with you, all the Peace Of I - the peace beyond all understanding.
Why do you use a Sanskrit word? It doesn't really relate to Islam, you know.

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Be still, and know that I AM GOD.
Didn't you admit at the beginning of your post to being sick? How can a god be sick? I don't think there is or ever was a religion which god would ever be sick.


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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-22-2014, 08:57 PM

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Why do you use a Sanskrit word? It doesn't really relate to Islam, you know.
Of course it relates, dear. Both Hinduism and Islam are false religions, the followers of both are going to .
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Default Re: Namaskaram! I'm new on the forum... - 09-22-2014, 09:45 PM

Sister Lissa,

You always have such a loving way of speaking the truth. Jesus has blessed you abundantly with an ability to cut to the heart of the matter. Praise God for His gifts!

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