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Lightbulb Establish a Department of Family Values - 12-29-2012, 01:59 PM

I suggest that America needs a Department of Family Values (DFV).

The Department of Family Values has a vital mission
: to secure the Christian nation from the many threats we face. This requires the dedication of more than 240,000 employees in jobs that range from protecting our children from homosexual lifestyle, from exorcist to corporal punishment advisor. Our duties are wide-ranging, but our goal is clear - keeping America safe.

Mission: Keeping a Christian Nation
The Department of Family Values provides the coordinated, comprehensive federal response in the event of a sudden rise of atheism, divorce, widespread demon possession or other large-scale emergency while working with federal, state, local, and private sector partners to ensure a swift and effective recovery effort. The Department builds a Rapture Ready and Christian nation through efforts to:
  • Bolster information sharing and collaboration
  • Provide grants, plans and training to our family values and Baptist partners
  • Facilitate rebuilding and recovery according to the Scripture
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Default Re: Establish a Department of Family Values - 12-29-2012, 02:30 PM

Hello Lukasekman. I like your idea of a Department of Family Values (DFV) but I do not like the idea of a bigger government. I think that you should cut part of the current government away so that there is not a numerical or bureaucratic increase when you add the DFV. I do not have a good suggestion for you.

Well I do have a suggestion for you and it is the Small Business Administration. I think big businesses make more sense plus you need less of them. I hope this does not affect the diner I go to in Delray Beach.

Thank you.

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Default Re: Establish a Department of Family Values - 12-29-2012, 04:30 PM

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Hello Lukasekman. I like your idea of a Department of Family Values (DFV) but I do not like the idea of a bigger government. I think that you should cut part of the current government away so that there is not a numerical or bureaucratic increase when you add the DFV. I do not have a good suggestion for you.

Well I do have a suggestion for you and it is the Small Business Administration. I think big businesses make more sense plus you need less of them. I hope this does not affect the diner I go to in Delray Beach.

Thank you.

Rusty
Good point there, Russell.

I agree that there's not a good idea to increase the size of the government. At a very first step, I would like to see abolishment of the departments of Commerce, Education, Energy, Interior and Housing and Urban Development. Real men know best what to build on their lands, it's socialism to force them to get permits from non-productive atheist bureaucrats.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas
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Default Re: Establish a Department of Family Values - 12-29-2012, 05:16 PM

I'm with you on this one Brother Holbeck. There is no doubt about it, Federal deficit spending as a percentage of GDP has exploded under Obama. We need to stop the growth of Big Government. In addition to your idea using the SBA, here are a few more ideas.

1. Let "Big Church" do it.

When you have a big problem you need "Big Solutions", and that means either Big Government, Big Corporations, Big Church or a Big Government – Big Church Partnership.

Godly President George W. Bush under Compassionate Conservatism issued an executive order allowing government money to flow to churches and other religious organizations under Faith-Based Community Initiatives. Obama (the mooselimb) has not yet seen fit to stop this great idea from GWB.

2. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention

The CDC has recently been preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse. This is exactly the kind of thing that will happen if Family Values completely break down in this country.

3. Homeland Security, the TSA, and FEMA

This is certainly a job these agencies are prepared to take on. I like the idea of rounding up all atheists and putting them in FEMA re-education camps.


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Default Re: Establish a Department of Family Values - 12-29-2012, 09:19 PM

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When you have a big problem you need "Big Solutions", and that means either Big Government, Big Corporations, Big Church or a Big Government – Big Church Partnership.
Why leave out Big Corporations? We need them too. Imagine the combination of the ruthless efficiency of Walmart business practices, the moral certainty of the Church and pervasive reach of government... add in some unitary executive powers for the (next) President and a war (to defend Christmas, for example) and this is exactly what we need to get our country back.
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Default Re: Establish a Department of Family Values - 12-29-2012, 10:00 PM

What a wonderful idea! This will create many more jobs, giving the hippies and the God-mockers less of a reason to remain unemployed and unwashed. It will also once and for all remove the homosexual scourge from our land.

This is so exciting! Let me know how I can help.


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Default Re: Establish a Department of Family Values - 12-30-2012, 01:49 AM

This idea is SO exciting. As a Mayor, I confess to being a bit of a policy wonk and have been making diagrams of how a Department of Family Values would be organized.

I occurs to me it would be quite a large operation with various sub departments. One would be, Office of Defense of Christianty (ODC).

The head of the ODC report directly the the management of the DFV. The ODC would include a military component. It would have the power to bring under its direction each state's National Guard whenever appropriate. The National Gurads could be deployed, for example, to erect Ten Commandment Monuments on every town square. They would then provide security for the monuments until protests stopped.

Let's all keep working on this.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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