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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-03-2012, 10:19 PM

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Just because the Bible doesn't explicitly say that what the devil showed Jesus was an illusion doesn't mean that it wasn't.
With God everything is possible. If A. A. Allen could be shown the entire North American continent from the Empire State Building in his famous prophecy, then looking at the whole world from a mountaintop wouldn't be difficult for Jesus and Lucifer.

The problem with science is that it never thinks about the supernatural.


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-04-2012, 07:58 AM

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travelling in one direction for long enough and and arriving where you started.
When was the last time that you did this?


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-04-2012, 08:43 AM

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travelling in one direction for long enough and arriving where you started
Yes, I know this happens a lot when people are lost in the desert. Their senses tell them they are going in a straight line but they end up where they started of. Maybe you think the Sahara is spherical as well.

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-04-2012, 06:38 PM

After someone deleted my last post, I think I'll say it again:
If the earth is flat, why hasn't anyone ever been to the edge? We've lived on this earth for thousands of years, surely there has to be plenty of documented events of people reaching the edge of the earth.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-04-2012, 07:18 PM

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After someone deleted my last post, I think I'll say it again:
If the earth is flat, why hasn't anyone ever been to the edge? We've lived on this earth for thousands of years, surely there has to be plenty of documented events of people reaching the edge of the earth.
Why, this question is as silly as asking, "If oxygen is needed to breath, why has nobody seen it yet?"


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-05-2012, 12:53 AM

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Why, this question is as silly as asking, "If oxygen is needed to breath, why has nobody seen it yet?"
Oxygen =/= the edge of the earth. I can explain why nobody has seen oxygen: it's a gas and it's clear. Now you explain why nobody's seen the edge of the earth.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-05-2012, 05:03 AM

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Oxygen =/= the edge of the earth. I can explain why nobody has seen oxygen: it's a gas and it's clear. Now you explain why nobody's seen the edge of the earth.

John did, in a vision from God. He wrote about it, too.

And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.
Revelation 7:1


Look, I understand why this doesn't make sense to you. You have no faith and yet we know God is faithful. If He says the earth is flat, then even if it looks spherical to our human eyes, we can trust that it is flat.

For we walk by faith, not by sight
2 Corinthians 5:7


If faith were a matter of proof, it wouldn't be "faith" now, would it?

For we are saved by hope: but hope that is seen is not hope: for what a man seeth, why doth he yet hope for?
Romans 8:24


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Oxygen =/= the edge of the earth. I can explain why nobody has seen oxygen: it's a gas and it's clear. Now you explain why nobody's seen the edge of the earth.
I've never seen love either, but I know it exists because Jesus tells me how much He loves me in the Holy Bible.


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Oxygen =/= the edge of the earth. I can explain why nobody has seen oxygen: it's a gas and it's clear. Now you explain why nobody's seen the edge of the earth.
Oxygen is blue.


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Oxygen is blue.
As blue as pappa smurf indeed.

I have been the the edge of the earth, I tossed my first wife overboard because she was a whore who did not know the proper way to wash the dishes. I am so glad her younger sister was free for the taking. She can clean as good as she cooks, and she cooks as good as she should listen.


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I have been the the edge of the earth, I tossed my first wife overboard because she was a whore who did not know the proper way to wash the dishes. I am so glad her younger sister was free for the taking. She can clean as good as she cooks, and she cooks as good as she should listen.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-06-2012, 12:09 PM

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-06-2012, 10:41 PM

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Oxygen is blue.
... no, Oxygen is clear. Refraction causes the blue color of the sky.

Anyway, no one's seen the edge of the Earth because it's in the middle of Antarctica (far beyond the Scott-Amundsen base, which is carefully controlled by the Conspiracy).
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-07-2012, 12:00 AM

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Oxygen is blue.
Where in the Bible does it say this?


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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-07-2012, 01:07 PM

Yes. Because horizons are randomly curved because *God* wills it. And going in one direction long enough means you end up at the beggining because of some random shite.
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-07-2012, 01:54 PM

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Yes. Because horizons are randomly curved because *God* wills it. And going in one direction long enough means you end up at the beggining because of some random shite.
I don't know your faith but judging by your name I think it's worth pointing out that the Qur'an agrees with the Bible that the Earth is flat with four corners,

Sura 71:19 `And Allah has made the earth for you as a carpet'

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-13-2012, 10:47 AM

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Where in the Bible does it say this?
Where does it tell us what sand looks like?

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... no, Oxygen is clear. Refraction causes the blue color of the sky.
That's the cause of all things "blue"

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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-13-2012, 03:56 PM

If anyone still seriosly belives the Earth to be flat, they are living inside their heads, beeing scared of what really is out there. Open up your narrow little minds and behold the beauty of our world instead of sitting stupidly behind your computers (an invention that clearly hadn't existed if your kind ruled the world). It's time to remove your heads from the sand and start to see reason, because you're behaving as nothing but terrified fools
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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-13-2012, 03:58 PM

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If anyone still seriosly belives the Earth to be flat, they are living inside their heads, beeing scared of what really is out there. Open up your narrow little minds and behold the beauty of our world instead of sitting stupidly behind your computers (an invention that clearly hadn't existed if your kind ruled the world). It's time to remove your heads from the sand and start to see reason, because you're behaving as nothing but terrified fools
Are you seriously saying God didn't know what shape the Earth was when He told the ancient writers what to put in the Bible?



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Default Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - 03-13-2012, 04:25 PM

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Are you seriously saying God didn't know what shape the Earth was when He told the ancient writers what to put in the Bible?
I have always thought it would be very interesting to see the Earth from underneath although I am aware it's impossible. It would be fascinating to see the pillars shaking when the Lord sends a major earthquake such as Haiti of the one that caused the Asian Tsunami.



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6Which shaketh the earth out of her place, and the pillars thereof tremble.



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