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Talking Hello - 08-25-2015, 02:48 PM

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Default Re: Hello - 08-25-2015, 03:24 PM

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Welcome, Mr. Davis. We are happy that you have stopped by, please do tell us more about yourself. What is your congregation? When were you saved? Who is your pastor? How many are your sons? Are you from the dark continent, or some other Pretoria? What have you done for Jesus lately? We await your story with bated breath. God Bless!


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Default Re: Hello - 08-25-2015, 03:28 PM

Amen! There will be no "Politically Correct" police here! America has gone so far "politically correct" there's no right and wrong any more! It's illegal to give one child an award or trophy without giving one to every child who competes, and every child who wishes he had competed, once he saw what the awards and trophies look like. It's illegal to tell anyone they have the AIDS, it's illegal to use the word "gay" - you have to say "loud and proud" or some stupid, affirming thing. If you don't make them feel better about themselves when they part your company, they can sue you for harassment. But the will have the last word! He will rub the Sodomites faces in their own feces, like a man does with a new hunting dog puppy who craps on the rug in the house. If a man craps on humanity by poking random objects in his back end, and convinces children it's "good" to do that, and moral to let him do that to them personally, then God will rub the Sodomite's face in it (Malachi 2:2-4). And I for one can't wait to see it happen! Ha!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-25-2015, 07:16 PM

A new commandment I give to you, That you love one another; as I have loved you, that you also love one another. That is my favourite verse. I believe that if everyone treated each other like Jesus did, and worked real hard (do their part), society wil run like a well oiled machine. Sometimes I wonder how some people sleep at night, 'cause I live in a country where you see society falling apart at the seems, and no one gives a damn who's at the losing end. I'm currently not in a congregation. I look around from time to time which Church to join, i sometimes feel very uncomfortable in a Church, Especially when people start looking for a miracle under every bush, when they start falling over and speaking in tongues... for I moved to the city to study quite recently, and miss my old congregation, where we didn't clap hands, the reverend didn't do the sermon in a dramatic voice and never stressed the importance of giving to the Church, you would still see ladies wearing hats and each year we do a missionary to a neighbouring country. I live in South-Africa... and I adore my country(whats left of it).
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Default Re: Hello - 08-25-2015, 07:22 PM

And thank you Mary and Alvin.. I speak afrikaans... so my English can sometimes drop me and I might look like an idiot.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-25-2015, 07:37 PM

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Welkom KyleDavis,

Hopelijk wordt je hier iets wijzer.

Met vriendelijke groet ,

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Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 02:21 AM

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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 03:11 AM

Hi KyleDavis,

As you can see, the previous 2 posters are not speaking American either... but so far at least we can understand you. Kyle, here we use the King James Bible. Therefore, whenever you quote scripture, please make sure it is from the KJV. Thanks.


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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 04:47 AM

Brother Kyle,

I don't know of many jungles in South Africa, but if you say that's where you are, so be it. I also don't know much about this "Afrikaans" thing, although I am told it is similar to that Dutchese they speak over in the nether regions. I am happy to welcome you to our friendly forums, where right is right and sin is sin.

How did you come upon Jesus? Did you find Him on your knees while slaying a wildebeest for your family, and as the blood of the beast covered you, it reminded you of the shed blood of our Savior, so you cried out to Him, asking Him to rid you of the dark demons that pervade your continent? That's what the Lord told me as I prayed for you, and He doesn't lie to me.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 07:19 AM

Thanks everyone. I must say I am white! I've been raised Christian, and attended a Christian private school, nothing too fancy though. The school is called RSA, (rustenburg reformed akademie), and I've been on a few missionaries, especially to mozambique. Afrikaans is the white language in SA. And brother Roland, i think that's plain dutch, in Afrikaans you say:'welkom kyledavis, hopelik word jy hier iets wyser, met vriendelike groete, Roland."
P.S. I would love to see a black africans face if you tune him "take the bone out of his nose." I appreciate the warm welcome.
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Thanks everyone. I must say I am white! I've been raised Christian, and attended a Christian private school, nothing too fancy though. The school is called RSA, (rustenburg reformed akademie), and I've been on a few missionaries, especially to mozambique. Afrikaans is the white language in SA. And brother Roland, i think that's plain dutch, in Afrikaans you say:'welkom kyledavis, hopelik word jy hier iets wyser, met vriendelike groete, Roland."
P.S. I would love to see a black africans face if you tune him "take the bone out of his nose." I appreciate the warm welcome.
Mr Roland and Mr. Davis,

Please remember that American is God's Favorite Tongue and He finds the guttural sounds of Hamite languages distasteful. There is also strong evidence that this "Afrikaans" is exactly as it name suggests, a language of the African black Hamites. Recent studies have shown that it is, in fact, not a "white language" at all, as the majority of its speakers are dot Indians or Hamites, 60%!

In the Creation Science Department we have assessed this question and the conclusions are as follows:
  • "Afrikaans" must be a language that originates from Africa, similar to Xhosa, Zulu, Arabic, Welsh and !Khoisan languages with the clicks and guttural sounds.
  • This language was adopted by less affluent white settlers and brought back to the Nether Regions of Europe.
  • There the language was conformed to Indo-European grammar, influenced principally by High German. This gave birth to the language presently know as Dutch or Flemings.
  • The "Afrikaans" that remained in the Dark Continent did not receive this more elegant structure and it remains grammatically one of the most simple-minded languages ever, for instance, they have only one past tense.

Thus, please, use Godly American in your future communications!



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Thanks everyone. I must say I am white! I've been raised Christian, and attended a Christian private school, nothing too fancy though. The school is called RSA, (rustenburg reformed akademie), and I've been on a few missionaries, especially to mozambique. Afrikaans is the white language in SA.
But Mr Davis, is it not the case that under the new regime in your benighted country, whites are the new "blecks", as you Afrikansters call them?


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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 10:46 AM

I have no intention of using afrikaans here. I would achieve nothing, just please excuse any slight grammar mishaps. And I will certainly look into how dutch started (they also call afrikaans kitchen-dutch). And believe me, in SA whites and blacks rarely sit around the same fire. They hate our white behinds. And they really are mucking up a country wich was a jewel in africa... 1994...
Apologies brother Elmer, and no sister Joanna, I do not want to be associated with a black man. 'the only white man you can trust is a dead one' Robert Mugabe. A black man who does not deserve be on this planet. Once he visited our country and said (over the media) that he does not want to see a white face.
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I have no intention of using afrikaans here. I would achieve nothing, just please excuse any slight grammar mishaps. And I will certainly look into how dutch started (they also call afrikaans kitchen-dutch). And believe me, in SA whites and blacks rarely sit around the same fire. They hate our white behinds. And they really are mucking up a country wich was a jewel in africa... 1994...
Apologies brother Elmer, and no sister Joanna, I do not want to be associated with a black man. 'the only white man you can trust is a dead one' Robert Mugabe. A black man who does not deserve be on this planet. Once he visited our country and said (over the media) that he does not want to see a white face.


Of course he does. God Created them as a punishment for Ham's sins (he tried to violate the nether regions of his own father) and condemned them to be servants. This is clearly stated in the Bible.

Genesis 9:20-27
And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.


Still, Mr. Davis, you seem to have your heart in the right place. You just need to be educated. God has cursed the Hamites but with prayer and repentance, many ex-Hamites have been redeemed similar to ex-homersexuals. Mr. Mugabe has the same chance of repenting and turning white at heart, but I must agree that his odds do not seem promising.

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' Robert Mugabe. A black man who does not deserve be on this planet. Once he visited our country and said (over the media) that he does not want to see a white face.
Just because he is racist does not give you freedom to be racist.


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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 11:23 AM

Brother Elmer, I am not married, so I havent done any begetting yet. I havent been to the snowy parts of Drakensberg yet. Right now I'm up to my ears in studies (finishing this year!) and I try not to sound or be rascist, But it's not easy standing by helplessly as you watch how they break down what took years to accomplish in just one generation. They are very succeptible to sin, especially greed, and from there others suffer and cause a miriad of social problems. Apologies brother freefrombrains. My deepest desire is to help those (even if black) from the injustices they bring about. Read a bit about BEE in SA. (black economic empowerment) and how its crippling us.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 11:38 AM

But please enough about race... feels as if I'm going blah..blah..blah..
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But please enough about race... feels as if I'm going blah..blah..blah..

We here in America also have a significant number of Negroes. They were once our servants and when they were freed, they refused to go home to Africa. Some cities in America have been taken over by them. In many of those cities, the Negroes have been taught how to operate voting machines. Luckily, most of the Negroes would rather smoke the crack than vote, but in many cities, there are so many of them that even a small minority will carry the election. Those cities are mostly rusting. In some cities, in states as diverse as Pennsylvania and Missouri, Negroe activities such as murder and theft, which are abhorrent to Christians, have been legalized. This has led to a significant decrease in the crime rate. We expect those areas to be destroyed by God shortly, perhaps at the same time that He destroys the West Coast. When faced with hoards of resident Negroes, Christians in America move to suburbia.

How do Christians in South Africa deal with the Negroe menace? Do you have suburbia there?


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Default Re: Hello - 08-26-2015, 05:54 PM

Yes brother Alvin we do have suburbs. You don't see white people staying in central parts of the cities anymore. White people are the minority here, so there is not much we can do but watch as they squeeze every cent out of this country and squander it. I can go on and on with scary stories of their gross misconduct. I don't see the color of your skin if I talk to the man on the street, and i can easily become fond of a black colleague, but our leaders are a joke.
Whites are emigrating in droves. Anyone here will agree SA doesn't have much time left, but i love my country and until its a mere heap i will see what i can do for society.

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